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DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-08 ("Two more days until martial law")
NewsBusters ^ | September 30, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/30/2008 10:13:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Check out NewsBusted for the latest jokes on last Friday's presidential debate.

Today is September 30, the 53rd anniversary of James Dean's death. Back when I was doing my hard copy "Scandal Sheet" comix (back in La-La Land) I had written up a long comix story about "James Dean: The Later Years" which was a What-If about if Dean had lived thru the car crash that killed him. In my alternate history, Dean ends up a complete has-been completely forgotten by Hollywood and ends up a lot like Aldo Ray, another big star of the time who ultimately became a has-been. That would have been FUn to publish but Scandal Sheet ceased publishing due to money flow problems.

Hey, another story in which I actually have the cartoon boards for was a Superman parody in whiched the caped hero worked at Chippendale's. Perhaps my bringing Joe Biden and the Democrat party down will bring me to the attention of Mary Matalin enough to let me pitch her on a DUmmie FUnnies book deal (with CD-ROM insert). Those stories would definitely be on the CD.

1 posted on 09/30/2008 10:13:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP


2 posted on 09/30/2008 10:14:18 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (End the Obamanation, Vote Maverick, McCain/Palin '08; Free Laz; Drill baby drill; Stand up for Chuck)
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I’ve seen this on so called right wing sites as well.. the paranoid schizophrenics are all over the place.


3 posted on 09/30/2008 10:15:09 AM PDT by mnehring
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Top ten?


4 posted on 09/30/2008 10:15:17 AM PDT by nina0113 (If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


5 posted on 09/30/2008 10:15:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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[Stated another LFT trying to "pass." Hmmm... Perhaps I should write an LFT training manual called "DUmb Like Me" to give instructions on how to pass as an authentic DUmmie.]

How about "Being a DUmmie for Dummies"

6 posted on 09/30/2008 10:17:34 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (End the Obamanation, Vote Maverick, McCain/Palin '08; Free Laz; Drill baby drill; Stand up for Chuck)
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Bump


7 posted on 09/30/2008 10:18:02 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Holy cow! Top ten two days in a row!


8 posted on 09/30/2008 10:18:54 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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Top ten - in today!


9 posted on 09/30/2008 10:19:02 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (PELOSI & REID = Worst congress ever.)
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10?


10 posted on 09/30/2008 10:19:17 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending that the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in a suspension.)
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Top business 5?


11 posted on 09/30/2008 10:20:03 AM PDT by CSM ("Conservobabes are hot. Libitches are not." - stolen from rightinthemiddle)
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top 15


12 posted on 09/30/2008 10:23:02 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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“I’ve lived 25 years under marital law”

Then move the heck out of your mom’s basement!


13 posted on 09/30/2008 10:23:14 AM PDT by CSM ("Conservobabes are hot. Libitches are not." - stolen from rightinthemiddle)
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Apparently, the Third American Empire will be ruled by Napoleon XIV, playing the Imperial Anthem "They're Coming To Take Me Away".
14 posted on 09/30/2008 10:23:53 AM PDT by steve-b (Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
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I thought that was Napoleon XVI. Extra bonus points for the first person who know what was on the flip side of the There Coming To Take Me Away 45.


15 posted on 09/30/2008 10:25:34 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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Tin soldiers and Bush is drumming
We’re finally on our own
This summer I hear the dummin
Four thousand in Idaho


16 posted on 09/30/2008 10:26:13 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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Oh NOooooooo! There=They’re

I can’t believe I made that mistake. The horror!


17 posted on 09/30/2008 10:26:21 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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Related Video at this DU thread:

Oct. 1st Military starts Martial Law Mission, no more posse comitatus, heads up 'unruly crowds'

18 posted on 09/30/2008 10:29:33 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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Funny, there are FR threads about this same thing.

And I will say it again, 4000 troops to round up about 100 million? Not quite. Things would get VERY interesting for those who tried.


19 posted on 09/30/2008 10:29:34 AM PDT by redgolum ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
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Two more days until martial law

[Get ready for the Walmart Detention Centers!]

HA!! I wish.


Particularly with that microwave emitter device that heats up your skin is. deployed on innocent protesters. And we though holding a cellphone next to your head was cancer causing.

[Claimed another obvious LFT.]

DU must not have spell check or spelling/grammar police.


Trying to incite panic..thanks.

[More like trying to incite laughter.]


Those 4,000 troops are going to load us all into concentration camps.

[A sarcastic reply but one which is believed by many DUmmies.]

HA!! HA!! How about those "Camp obambis going in now?"


Replace ur tin foil hat, the black helicopters are getting thru

Better buy tinfoil stock for the elections.

20 posted on 09/30/2008 10:31:12 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (PELOSI & REID = Worst congress ever.)
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