DUmmie FUnnies 08-26-08 (Pied Piper Pitt Praises Michelle Obama)

Joe Biden and the Democrat convention are among the topics for the latest edition of NewsBusted.

1 posted on 08/26/2008 6:21:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

2 posted on 08/26/2008 6:22:08 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)

3 posted on 08/26/2008 6:22:19 AM PDT by Mercat

Imagine that. The king of all Kool Aid drinkers jumping on the Messiah and Messiah-ette bandwagon.

4 posted on 08/26/2008 6:22:52 AM PDT by Sharkfish

Yes, the William Rivers Pitt of his fervid imagination should now be holding court in Denver. Awestruck Democrats approaching his table at an expensive restaurant and shyly asking for his autograph.

The autograph session will begin in 24 business hours.

5 posted on 08/26/2008 6:23:39 AM PDT by steve-b (Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)

To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

6 posted on 08/26/2008 6:23:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))

7 posted on 08/26/2008 6:26:38 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (We have standards & tradition, otherwise we'd be little better than the DUmmies.)

8 posted on 08/26/2008 6:28:59 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)

Top ten.

Michelle was not impressive. I think she is using Oprah’s stylist and coach.

9 posted on 08/26/2008 6:29:11 AM PDT by KansasGirl ( b/c Obama is just creepy.)

10 posted on 08/26/2008 6:30:20 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)

To: Arrowhead1952

11 posted on 08/26/2008 6:40:01 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)

Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT.

[Pied. Piper. Pitt. Is. Insignificant.]

It's above her paygrade too.

what a concept...human beings back in the white house

[What a concept...Pied Piper Pitt posting while sober.]

What a concept. She is finally proud to be an American.

She's hit a grand Slam! Amazing Speech. Pelosi - TAKE NOTES!

[Yeah, Pelosi sounded like she was just listing talking points read off the teleprompter.]

I thought only the BOWEL Movement uses a teleprompter.

I think she connected with America tonight. When she finished I had to find a quiet place to let it sink in. She moved me to tears and Tom Brokaw had the gall to call it "well crafted". It was absolutely beautiful and we've had damn little beautiful for the last seven plus years.

[Damn that Tom Brokaw for not dropping to his knees and crying in ecstasy at the sound of Michelle's voice.]

I think she connected with America tonight - you have got to be kidding. The first time I've been proud of my country hack connecting? Where is my barf bag?

I told my wife that I am now unexpectedly excited to see even just the style-change that the Obama's will bring to the White House. I am so used to flat, life-less First Ladies. And gray, featureless presidents (who, none the less, do great harm).

[Elect the Obamas because they have better fashion sense. Well, folks, it's going to be interesting to see if there will be more Pitt posts secretly yearning for a future that never was.]

Burkas and turbans will be the new fashion in the WH? No thanks.

12 posted on 08/26/2008 6:40:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)

an insignificant pariah whose time is spent shuttling drunkenly between his Boston tenement to Bukowski's.

Pie-eyed Pariah Pitt.

13 posted on 08/26/2008 6:45:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Pariah Pitt.)

Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT.

Better than Teresa Heinz....yes.

Magnificent.....Not even close.

14 posted on 08/26/2008 6:46:52 AM PDT by TruthWillWin

Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT.

Period. Piler. Pitt.

15 posted on 08/26/2008 6:48:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Pariah Pitt.)

Blowing the doors right off the joint.

Blowing gas right out his @$$.

16 posted on 08/26/2008 6:50:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Pariah Pitt.)

To: Arrowhead1952

If anyone underestimates these people, it isn’t advisable.

17 posted on 08/26/2008 6:51:43 AM PDT by Twinkie (TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT !!!)

This is a shining moment, and I can hardly believe I am actually seeing it with my own two eyes.

I can't believe it, either. Usually you're so pie-eyed by this time, you can't see anything.

18 posted on 08/26/2008 6:53:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Pariah Pitt.)

She could be pres too

He could be press NOT.

19 posted on 08/26/2008 6:55:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Pariah Pitt.)

I listened to Michelle last night and I was actually a little embarrassed for her.

20 posted on 08/26/2008 6:56:01 AM PDT by Ditter

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