DUmmie FUnnies 08-10-08 (DUmmies Ashamed of US Winning in the Olympics)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 8/10/2008 | 28erl, DUmmies, and Paul Heinzman

[lonevoice]

LOL! It looks like more than one or two FReeper sleepers are on that thread. Special hat tip to whoever wrote this post of the day over in the DUmp...

"Is there any representation of this country which doesn't embarrass you?"

[bcsco]

Maybe we can give our medals to the little countries

The use of that phrase "little countries" smacks of arrogance in-and-of itself. Especially coming form one of these yahoos.

[retrokitten]

LOL! You know, I’m so confused on the whole time change thing that I’ve given up. They say live but it’s 3:30 AM in China?

[Loud Mime]

That is a very good point.

[JLS]

This dummiefunnie certainly is a classic.

[Paul Heinzman]

There was a pretty cool wipeout in women’s bicycling just before I posted this.

[gc4nra]

Obviously you have never played the sport. It is the most physically demanding team sport in the Olympics.

Don’t think so? Knew you wouldn’t!

Just try to keep your body out of the water up to your waist just using an eggbeater kick.

[weegee]

I know republics like the gangs and bullies to take over everything so they like being king of the mountain all the time - I just feel like others should get a turn more often

Tammany Hall was a story of DEMOCRAT corruption and thugary.

[Loud Mime]

and this is why I always supported the idea of sending ONLY collegiate competitors from the U.S. to participate. We try to turn it into a celebration of U.S. dominance in the world and we are rightly resented for it. I find it hard to root for the U.S. in any olympic competition.

We are resented for wins in the Olympics?

The winning starts with the kids wanting to be their best. Perhaps this liberal can go to our schools and tell the kids that they should strive for equality, that besting others is a terrible thing to do....

oh, wait. That's exactly what the NEA does...never mind.

[bcsco]

Top 20!

Hey! You need to reel it back, fella. It's not fair to all us others that you get into the top 'whatever' all the time. Just because we get here late doesn't mean we should be excluded. There should be a fairer system to where "Top X" posts are awarded throughout a thread regardless of when they are submitted.

After all, what you're doing smacks of domination over the masses.

Disclaimer: All the above in deference to the topic of this thread. No harm nor intention of harm is intended against anyone regardless of race, creed or party membership (well, perhaps the last). Samplings were made by assessing the number of finishes in the "top whatever" contest on every DUmmieFunnies thread (then picking Mr. Silverback at random). The owner of this post reserves the right to change his mind at any time (or not to if found most people concur).

[Paul Heinzman]

I liked that one too.

[weegee]

Are you questioning their patriotism?

[Mr. Silverback]

Apparently you didn’t get the memo.

All posters are equal. Some posters are more equal than others. :-)

[Chode]

the RATS never fail to amaze me...

[gc4nra]

“so many are in the closet or infidelity “

Try taking an english class, DUmmie. Oh you probably did but didn’t pay attention. Passed anyway, because the liberal a$$ teacher didn’t want to hurt your self-esteem.

[KC_Conspirator]

We try to turn it into a celebration of U.S. dominance in the world and we are rightly resented for itWe try to turn it into a celebration of U.S. dominance in the world and we are rightly resented for it.

What a piece of hate America filth. Liberals think if you just act meek and afraid that the world will like us.

[Mr. Silverback]

Before reading the thread, allow me to say this about the subject: Libs are always whining about how we should use America’s “soft power” more and be more multicultural. Well, what is more multicultural than an event with 204 coun tries involved? And what is further from the hard power of a B-52 bombing an enem than a guy jumping in a pool and swimming a little faster than the other guys in the pool?

[bcsco]

Apparently you didn’t get the memo.

See! See! That's what I mean. We're NOT equal. NO. I didn't get the memo. All posters are equal, huh? Yeah. How many top 'whatever' finishes have I had? Two? Just because I don't try doesn't mean squat. And some are more equal than others? Give me a DUAC and I'll see to that maybe.

[wastedyears]

Bike wipeouts aren’t cool or fun. People die from them.

[bcsco]

what is further from the hard power of a B-52 bombing an enem than a guy jumping in a pool and swimming a little faster than the other guys in the pool?

Depending on the preferences of those other guys I might be swimming a lot faster...and praying for those smart bombs...