DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-08 (No More Gloating About Obama Poll Numbers)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2008 | Cenk Uygur, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[RightWingTeen]

Why McCain Has Caught Obama and What Obama Can Do About It

[Completely change his disengaged personality overnight?]

Because people are getting known that B. Hussien Obama is NOT the Messiah!!

2) Obama has only played defense so far and has not attacked at all. This is weakness and a sure-fire way to lose an election.

[Not attacked at all? Surely you jest. Plus the MSM is doing plenty of attacking on Obama's behalf.]

Psst, whiners at DU, why should B. Hussien O. attack, since the dinosaur DBM is doing it for him?

I think Obama and his camp know they need to wake up.

Obama is keeping people who love America up at night because we know he's DANGEROUS!!

[You folks got stuck with a LEMON.]

If Barak H O. was an automobile he'd be a Yugo with a blown engine, 4 flat tires and the transmission stolen and the owner has a sign on it: 'For Sale - $25,000' LOL

The whole world sees this race as a no-brainer, except for here in the United States.

Excuse me, DU posters, Americans are the only one to vote in our ELECTIONS. If BO ran for dictator of EARTH (aka UN General) then the world can vote for him. We do have voting laws and that is that only Americans can vote - not the WACKY SOCIALISTS in Europe. You guys should take a CIVICS course, it helps me out!

if the dems lose this f-ing election b/c they take the high-road and don't engage the fight then I'm pulling all-my-gdamn-hair-out and giving up on the party.

Will you be joining the CPUSA, the Greens or the SOCIALIST WORKERS Party??

I had dinner last night with an Indian friend, a devout Hindu who really knows his astrology charts and believes them wholeheartedly, and he said that the planets have aligned for big positive changes around early November of this year, and January of next year, especially in world events.

The big event is that Isreal will attack the Nuclear Bomb making factory in Iran and we will kill BHO's uncle -- Obama BinLaudin! (BTW, Do you kiss and tell, what happened AFTER dinner with you guys??)

I'd make signs that deliberately misspell his name "John McCane," and I'd show a picture of a walker or a cane. I'd have people passing out prune juice in front of his events and drop innuendo about him losing his marbles. Viral videos and e-mails questioning McCain would be a huge plus, too.

So can we Republicans show a picture of Barak Hussien Obama with a group of Terrorists and Thugs - such as Fidel and Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Kim jung Il, the Iranian NUTJOB, the leader of Hamas and Osama BinLaudin? Can we show the WTC burning on 9/11?