DUmmie FUnnies 07-29-08 (KOmmies Promoting John Edwards For Veep)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 29, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[mikrofon]

For what it's worth, the MSM hasn't really picked the Edwards "scandal" up, so I'm not sure it will grow legs

Not only did the "scandal" grow legs, but arms and a body who was in the hotel being tended to by a friend while Edwards and his mom were getting "reacquainted"...

[bcsco]

Jay Leno made a few jokes about it a few days ago but that is the most I’ve heard about it so far. I’m sure after the photos are published that they won’t be able to avoid covering it?

Brit Hume covered it on Special Report last night. Of course, the DU/KOS community wouldn't know that. They have no use for "Fair & Balanced".

[Right_Wing_Madman]

I owe my activism in almost every way to John Edwards

DUAC! DUAC!

[Right_Wing_Madman]

the repubs fear Edwards

Terrified...

[Right_Wing_Madman]

[Come to think of it, why isn't Petra Verkaik similarly obsessed with ME?]

That left breast looks a little bigger than the right one. I've been staring for the past few minutes, so I'm pretty sure. Maybe I'm wrong -- I'll keep looking. If anything changes, I'll let you know.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

He just should have walked out of the hotel like nothing is up



"Hey guys...It's not what it looks like...no, no...there's nothing going on here..."

[Paul Heinzman]

We owe it to Elizabeth to stand strong for him.

We owe it to Elizabeth to stand him up so she can hit him some more.

[Paul Heinzman]

Edwards as no chance in hell of been. Picked as VP.

Did he knock you up too? Cause your periods are kind of erratic.

[Paul Heinzman]

the problem is the hiding in the bathroom.

Four out of five adulterers agree: The bathroom is the worse place to hide.

[Paul Heinzman]

For what it's worth, the MSM hasn't really picked the Edwards "scandal" up, so I'm not sure it will grow legs, even if he does become Obama's running mate.

Oh, just ask Bill Clinton; that third leg is always growing.

[Paul Heinzman]

I'm glad someone finally has his back

[He sure had Rielle Hunter's back...and front.]

Oh, PJ, Rielle is definitely one you stay to the back of.

[Paul Heinzman]

He just should have walked out of the hotel like nothing is up

Sounds like "something" WAS up.

[Charles Henrickson]

I kid you not.

That's the question, isn't it, John?

[Charles Henrickson]

I have been a pit bull for Edwards. . . .

But who has been his b*tch?

[Charles Henrickson]

Now ask yourself, Why do they attack a non-candidate?

A public figure, a former senator, an immediate past vice-presidential candidate, a candidate in the recent Democrat presidential primaries, and a leading possibility for the forthcoming Democrat ticket--breaking a news story on such a person is "attacking" him?

[Charles Henrickson]

with Obama pulling in 95% of the Black vote in the south . . .

. . . and 105% of the black vote in some northern cities. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama-Edwards 2008

The "Who's your daddy?" ticket.

[Charles Henrickson]

the repubs fear Edwards and wish to take him off the ticket.

The only man with better hair than Mitt Romney.

[Charles Henrickson]

He was in Los Angeles that day. Edwards might have legitimate reasons for being at the hotel. . . .

I hear all the big stars get their hair done there.

[Charles Henrickson]

Edwards might have legitimate reasons. . . .

But does he have legitimate young'uns?