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DUmmie FUnnies 07-25-08 (KOmmies Get An Obasmic Thrill Up Their Legs)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 25, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/25/2008 3:34:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: imskylark
I heard that the Pentagon told him that he could not take his campaign staff. One of the staff threw a fit and Obama decided if he couldn’t go with his campaign staff, he wouldn’t go.

I'd wager the staff freaked about the possibility of Obama being alone without his handlers.

41 posted on 07/25/2008 6:59:19 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("It's not my fault if McCain loses - it's his own damn fault!" - Mark Levin)
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To: PJ-Comix
all those hands were shown straining and reaching just to touch him! He is a very special person and we are sooooooo lucky to have him. This man is not ordinary. . . .

Put your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the waters. . . .

42 posted on 07/25/2008 7:07:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My tough-upper-lipped Yankee Mom cried.

Yankee Doodle DUmmie.

43 posted on 07/25/2008 7:11:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
On election night 2008, I want to get phone calls like this: "Hooray! Finally! Welcome back to the world!!"

Being accepted by the enlightened, socialistic, atheistic, anti-American Euroweenies is what counts.

44 posted on 07/25/2008 7:14:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Looking at todays map, Obama could even if he lost in Florida AND Virginia AND Pennslyvania AND Ohio AND Missouri

'Cause he is WAY ahead in Germany and Netherlands and France.

45 posted on 07/25/2008 7:17:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We haven't won yet.

WHA-AT???!!! But, but . . . I mean, he's giving a major address in a foreign city, the network anchors are traveling with him. . . . Are you implying he is NOT already President??!

46 posted on 07/25/2008 7:20:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
there's about a 50% chance Obama will win, and a 50% chance that the world is going to become a very, very dark place.

RACIST!

47 posted on 07/25/2008 7:21:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yankee Doodle DUmmie.

Sounds like the basis for another song parody. "Yankee Doodle DUmmie."

48 posted on 07/25/2008 7:25:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm bawling here.

Is that you, benburch?

49 posted on 07/25/2008 7:25:49 AM PDT by beans36 (Ich bin ein beginner)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wish they would chant "Planet Earth! Planet Earth!" instead. Partly to acknowledge that as Americans, we are but a part of global humanity.

Yeah? Well, I wish they would chant "UNIVERSE! UNIVERSE!" So there! As mere Earthlings, we are but a part of cosmic consciousness.

50 posted on 07/25/2008 7:27:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
how devastated I will be if McCain wins.

You can always move to Berlin. Sprechen zie Deutsch?

51 posted on 07/25/2008 7:30:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If we don't get this man into the White House...I don't even want to think about the alternative.

Chancellor of Germany?

52 posted on 07/25/2008 7:35:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix; LUV W
the world craves a glorioius emperor. If we give it to them, they will bow to us. Here comes the Sun King.

Here IS King Chimpy:

Our Glorious Emperor

Chimpus Khan

All hail King Chimpy!

53 posted on 07/25/2008 7:41:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: COBOL2Java
I'd wager the staff freaked about the possibility of Obama being alone without his handlers.

You are CORRECT. As REPORTED by Jim Miklaszewski and Courtney Kube at NBC:

A U.S. military official tells NBC News they were making preparations for Sen. Barack Obama to visit wounded troops at the Landstuhl Medical Center at Ramstein, Germany on Friday, but "for some reason the visit was called off."

One military official who was working on the Obama visit said because political candidates are prohibited from using military installations as campaign backdrops, Obama's representatives were told, "he could only bring two or three of his Senate staff member, no campaign officials or workers." In addition, "Obama could not bring any media. Only military photographers would be permitted to record Obama's visit."

The official said "We didn't know why" the request to visit the wounded troops was withdrawn. "He (Obama) was more than welcome. We were all ready for him."

54 posted on 07/25/2008 7:42:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; LUV W
Here comes the Sun King.

Here comes the Smo King:


55 posted on 07/25/2008 7:44:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
God I wish the election was tomorrow!

You'll have to wait until November 5th.

Remember, remember
The Fifth of November:
Democrats, get out and vote!
I think it's worth noting
The date of your voting,
Lest some of your troops miss the boat!

56 posted on 07/25/2008 7:46:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama has developed a new gravitas.

Antibiotics will clear that right up.

57 posted on 07/25/2008 7:48:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
where i was standing . . . there was not much of an audience reaction. people were much more skeptical and quiet than excited. . . . his words clearly fell flat where i was standing. . . .

LOUSY BERLINER TROLL!

58 posted on 07/25/2008 7:52:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We still stand for something.

You will fall for anything.

59 posted on 07/25/2008 7:53:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
People still believe in us.

They BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

60 posted on 07/25/2008 7:54:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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