Avocados. Three for a buck today. Crashing soon. Pitt's. Rantings. Are. VERY. Draining.
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05/16/2008 6:33:47 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
it is a hell of a thing to have lived from Nixon to Bush, to have seen so much shit, to have pretty much whored myself out to shitass bag-o-hair candidates . . . . Is that why you shaved your head, Will? Penance for those bag-o-hair candidates?
To: PJ-Comix
I'm in the booth literally having a Lincoln-Douglass debate with myself...because here were two kick-ass candidates. . . . Pitt was having a Lincoln-Kickass debate with himself.
It's like Pitt has this virtual "Kick me!" sign on his post-erior. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
I sweat daily. . . . Those D.T.'s can be murder, waiting for Bukowski's to open.
To: PJ-Comix
I will have at least bent my knee . . . . . . at the porcelain shrine.
To: PJ-Comix
Gospel. Drivel.
So.
What?
To: PJ-Comix
I'm drunk, and have been typing since Lent or something. I think it was the Feast of St. Andrew of Beverly. 2005.
To: PJ-Comix
Obama crew: Don't go whomping on Clinton supporters. . . . Clinton crew: thank you for the service you have given your country. . . .
Wisdom, let us attend! Pitt the Pontificator has spoken.
To: PJ-Comix
schadenfreude is ugly in any language. So let's go with . . .
FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!
To: PJ-Comix
My mom tells a story about some fight-to-the-death mess she got into with her brohters when she was wee. Wee Willie with a Wee Raven story.
To: PJ-Comix
Cheese-fest over. But it goes on. Don't play with us so, Pitt.
To: PJ-Comix
If you've read this far, wow, like, what were you thinking? It's the entertainment value.
To: PJ-Comix
Good morning, Mr. Pitt. "Good morning, Mr. Pitt. The man you're looking at in the mirror is William Rivers Pitt, ponderous pontificator. Your mission, Will, should you decide to accept it, is to actually read what you have written. . . ."
To: PJ-Comix
Jesus, Will! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!! High-tail it, Will! DUmmie MOmmie Raven is here, and she's FUmin'!! SKEE-daddle, Sonny Boy, before she tans your hide!!!! Or worse, cuts off your tab at Bukowski's!!
To: PJ-Comix
He's a man's man. He's a mommy's boy.
To: PJ-Comix
Paging Dr. Freud. . . . Paging Dr. Freudenschade!!
To: PJ-Comix
It was dark when I started typing, and I had a theme to pursue. It was: DON'T REPLY. EVER.
What happened to that, Will?
To: PJ-Comix
He's WILL PITT for god's sake. . . . He's OUR Will Pitt, worth TWO classic Pittian DUFUs this week!
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71 posted on
05/17/2008 11:29:21 AM PDT by
Deetes
To: PJ-Comix
Damn fool has to drink himself painless until dawn to justify his belief system. And he's proud of it. And DUs adore him. /shaking head
82 posted on
05/17/2008 12:01:28 PM PDT by
Vision
("If God so clothes the grass of the field...will He not much more clothe you...?" -Matthew 6:30)
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95 posted on
05/17/2008 2:59:30 PM PDT by
Deetes
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