Avocados. Three for a buck today. Crashing soon. Pitt's. Rantings. Are. VERY. Draining.
1 posted on
05/16/2008 6:33:47 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
DON'T REPLY. EVER. I love the way he repeats this "trick" over and over and then proceeds to reply to every comment that follows, even to their "Grovelbot."
32 posted on
05/17/2008 7:22:39 AM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(Out of chaos comes comedy.)
To: PJ-Comix
Trust me...there are people here and there and wherever who'd like to see me in Hell with my back broken... Sounds like you already are in Hell a little.
33 posted on
05/17/2008 7:25:05 AM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(Out of chaos comes comedy.)
To: PJ-Comix
Mama! Papa! Don't you know me? I'm your little Sonny Boy! . . . at a phony themed bar to make Trust Fund kids feel like they are part of the Working Class. . . . forever stuck on the offramp to oblivion. . . . the bottle continues calling out to you, William Rivers Pitt. Hear its alluring song. Drink me! . . . Such is the fate of Pied Piper Pitt. Very well written intro, PJ!
To: PJ-Comix
OK, ya bastids. It's 6:30am, I'm quite completely drunk...and here we go. Pie-eyed Piper Pitt, PWCS (Posting While Completely Schnockered).
To: PJ-Comix
I started typing at 4:30am, and lost my train of thought exactly seventeen times. . . . How many times did you lose your Angry?
To: PJ-Comix
I have never let little things like not making sense stop me from...um...not making sense. Pitt, that actually makes complete sense! You're right!
To: PJ-Comix
I finally figured out the trick. Hell, it only took me seven years, 40,000+ posts and maybe a thousand moments I'd like to forget but can't, because . . . . . . they're documented forever in the DUmmie FUnnies!
38 posted on
05/17/2008 9:30:12 AM PDT by
Charles Henrickson
("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
To: PJ-Comix
DON'T REPLY. EVER. Pitt, you MUST be drunk. You left out a period from your usual punctuation style, which would be:
DON'T. REPLY. EVER.
39 posted on
05/17/2008 9:32:59 AM PDT by
Charles Henrickson
("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
To: PJ-Comix
It's 6:30am, I'm quite completely drunk This is news? When you're sober (if ever), that will be something worth mentioning.
I started typing at 4:30am, and lost my train of thought exactly seventeen times
Only seventeen times in two hours? You must be starting to sober up after all.
40 posted on
05/17/2008 9:33:46 AM PDT by
steve-b
(The "intelligent design" hoax is not merely anti-science; it is anti-civilization. --John Derbyshire)
To: PJ-Comix
Memories...in the corners of my mind... Pitt was listening to that song, until a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL cut on on the channel and rickrolled him.
41 posted on
05/17/2008 9:36:13 AM PDT by
steve-b
(The "intelligent design" hoax is not merely anti-science; it is anti-civilization. --John Derbyshire)
To: PJ-Comix
we're all Shakespeare in our little DU post-a-thread box. You're a "Midsummer's Night Drunk."
Or is it "Much o' DU About Nothing"?
"The Merchant of Venom"?
"Roveo in Jail as Yet"?
To: PJ-Comix
this hyperlink bedlam asylum LAND OF THE MOONBATS!
To: PJ-Comix
whatever happens (fire/flood/meteor strike/Godzilla attack) is your fault automatically, because you're the idiot. . . . fire/flood/meteor strike/Godzilla attack/Rove non-indictment. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
an unhappy ending, which often includes outrageous spelling errors and maybe a beat-down from Skinner to boot. Pitt has been Skin-booted several times.
To: PJ-Comix
Yeah. Memories...in the corners of my mind...all say the same thing: WHAT HAPPENED?! What happened to my career? What happened to my life?!?
To: PJ-Comix
Post your ass off, have a ball...but save your rapier wit and excellent typing skills for the morning. Pitt, we're still waiting for your rapier wit and excellent typing skills. Is it morning yet?
To: PJ-Comix
And...um...yeah, so...hate to say it, but...HA. 2003-2004 makes this place look like Captain Kangaroo's happy silly place for ping-pong balls and fun, etc. Wee Willie is in his happy silly place.
To: PJ-Comix
Captain Kangaroo's happy silly place for ping-pong balls and fun, etc. WHEEEEEEEEEE Willie!
To: PJ-Comix
99.9999999% of the shit I got back then was actually created by...yup...me. The other 0.0000001% was completely undeserved!
To: PJ-Comix
I'm everyone's friend this time around. Can I be your friend, Will? I'm series. We can talk baseball and FUn stuff like that. As long you don't get too drunk or too profa--
Ahhh, forget it.
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