DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 (Pied Piper Pitt PUI (Posting Under the Influence))

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 16, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[mikrofon]

He's WILL PITT for god's sake

The answer to that immortal question: "Who IS that man in the black hat slumped over the keyboard with Jameson in hand?!"

[Vision]

Damn fool has to drink himself painless until dawn to justify his belief system. And he's proud of it. And DUs adore him. /shaking head

[Charles Henrickson]

I was going to do “King Leer,” based on his days at Newton, but thought that would be piling on.

[Charles Henrickson]

with Jameson in hand

It's good for what ales ya.

[Charles Henrickson]

Also by William "Shakes" Pitt:

"The Flaming of the Shill"

[Charles Henrickson]

“The Dem Pest”?

[Charles Henrickson]

"Jealous (of) Keyser"?

OK, that's kind of Spacey. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

How could I forget:

"All's Will That Ends Will"

[PJ-Comix]

Very well written intro, PJ!

I felt like I was sort of channeling the spirit of Al Jolson when writing it. BTW, I read a bio about Al Jolson and it said that he gave what many consider the GREATEST entertainment ever. It happened in the late 1940s when Jolson was nearly forgotten. At the Friar's club in L.A. late at night. Actually in the early AM. Jolson was sort of an afterthought which is why he went on stage so late. Anyway, I guess he liked being back in the limelight again and gave a jawdropping non-stop incredibly energetic performance that lasted several hours. People who saw it couldn't believe it and declared it was the best showbiz entertainment ever. That was the performance that inspired Harry Cohn to produce the Jolson Story and Jolson Sings Again.

That performance kickstarted Jolson's second career. He went into it full throttle despite health problems. His doctor warned him not to go to Korea in 1950 to entertain the troops. He ignored the advice and ended up with a fatal heart attack as a result.

[mikrofon]

Of course, “A Comedy of Errors” needs no modification in referring to WRP, or DU in general.

[Paul Heinzman]

“The Twelfth Night (of May)”

[Charles Henrickson]

Very good! I was thinking, “The Twelfth Business Night,” but yours is better.

[Paul Heinzman]

It’s a Fitzmas comedy.

[mikrofon]

“The Twelfth Night (of May)”

The alternate title is also applicable:

"What You (Talkin' Bout) Will"?

[Deetes]

Fritsmadenfreude ;-))))

[Paul Heinzman]

(I started typing at 4:30am, and lost my train of thought exactly seventeen times, but I have never let little things like not making sense stop me from...um...not making sense. Anyway, proceed with caution, you've been warned )

The early bird gets the tequila worm.

[Paul Heinzman]

OK, ya bastids. It's 6:30am, I'm quite completely drunk...and here we go.

What took you so long?

[Paul Heinzman]

Because, seriously, scary Jedi/ninja grudge keepers once prowled these halls, serious people who may still be here, voodoo-doll-making people whose dolls actually worked, who therefore collected pins and/or anything sharp so as to ventilate the doll that looks like you if you were a doll who didn't support Dean.

Say what now? There's voodoo on DU? Who do dat voodoo on DU?

[Paul Heinzman]

These people remembered that misplaced comma in your post three years ago

Benburch remembers the post in his colon from three years ago, and it wasn't misplaced.

[KJC1]

Also by William "Shakes" Pitt

William Shakesbeer?