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DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 (Pied Piper Pitt PUI (Posting Under the Influence))
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| May 16, 2008
| William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 05/16/2008 6:33:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Cheese-fest over. But it goes on. Don't play with us so, Pitt.
To: PJ-Comix
If you've read this far, wow, like, what were you thinking? It's the entertainment value.
To: PJ-Comix
Good morning, Mr. Pitt. "Good morning, Mr. Pitt. The man you're looking at in the mirror is William Rivers Pitt, ponderous pontificator. Your mission, Will, should you decide to accept it, is to actually read what you have written. . . ."
To: PJ-Comix
Jesus, Will! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!! High-tail it, Will! DUmmie MOmmie Raven is here, and she's FUmin'!! SKEE-daddle, Sonny Boy, before she tans your hide!!!! Or worse, cuts off your tab at Bukowski's!!
To: PJ-Comix
He's a man's man. He's a mommy's boy.
To: PJ-Comix
Paging Dr. Freud. . . . Paging Dr. Freudenschade!!
To: PJ-Comix
It was dark when I started typing, and I had a theme to pursue. It was: DON'T REPLY. EVER.
What happened to that, Will?
To: PJ-Comix
He's WILL PITT for god's sake. . . . He's OUR Will Pitt, worth TWO classic Pittian DUFUs this week!
To: Paul Heinzman; PJ-Comix
Your introduction was breathtaking. That's why he's PJ, and we are just his DUtiful flunkies.
To: Roscoe Karns
LOL — always a chuckle when I see that pic!
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posted on
05/17/2008 11:27:05 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Bukowski's - "Where everybody knows you're lame...")
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
05/17/2008 11:29:21 AM PDT
by
Deetes
To: Roscoe Karns
Roscoe, I never get tired of that picture. LOL!
Now if you can just get Ty the Bouncer in there. . . .
To: rdl6989
Whiskey Rivers Pitt Very good.
To: decal
EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT METune: "Everybody's Talkin' at Me" By Will "Midnight Cowboy" Pitt
Everybody's talkin' 'bout me
I don't hear a word they're sayin'
Only the hands held on my ears
People mock and laughin'
I can't see their faces
'Specially in case I disappear
I'm goin' where I stand with Sheehan
In a roadside ditch
Goin' where the weather suits my clothes
Headin' off to my happy place
Even if in my mind
And skippin' over the dancepad in my home
To: PJ-Comix
I don't have the stomach lining available to be decicated to smash-typed replies Pitt needs to be seriously desiccated to save his stomach lining...
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posted on
05/17/2008 11:39:37 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Uh, those aren't breath mints.)
To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
That's why he's PJ, and we are just his DUtiful flunkies. LOL! Charles, we are DUmmie FlUnkies.
76
posted on
05/17/2008 11:40:25 AM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Out of chaos comes comedy.)
To: Cheburashka; franksolich
William Pitt the Elder
. William Pitt the Younger
. . . William Pitt the Drunker
To: PJ-Comix
This is the fourth national election I've spent on DU (that's FOUR, 1 2 3 4, quattro, your hand without a thumb, the Brady Bunch with a bastard child sharing the bottom bunk P3's fluid thought processes drift to memories of 70's sitcoms and crushes on underage girls...
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posted on
05/17/2008 11:48:40 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!)
To: PJ-Comix
Jesus, Will! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!! Wow, who knew they were brothers!
They do have some similar traits, though: One can turn water into wine, the other turns Scotch into whine...
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posted on
05/17/2008 11:53:50 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
("We -- are -- family .... I got all my bottles with me.")
To: Charles Henrickson
You're a "Midsummer's Night Drunk."Or is it "Much o' DU About Nothing"?
"The Merchant of Venom"?
"Roveo in Jail as Yet"?
One of your finest, right down to your tagline. I'm going to try to get into this shortly. Right now I'm stealing moments between prep work for next week's yard sale extravaganza.
My wife loves the thrift stores, but I like being able to walk around in my house. We're kind of at cross-purposes.
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posted on
05/17/2008 11:59:48 AM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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