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DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 (Pied Piper Pitt PUI (Posting Under the Influence))
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 16, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/16/2008 6:33:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
Memories...in the corners of my mind...

Pitt was listening to that song, until a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL cut on on the channel and rickrolled him.

41 posted on 05/17/2008 9:36:13 AM PDT by steve-b (The "intelligent design" hoax is not merely anti-science; it is anti-civilization. --John Derbyshire)
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To: PJ-Comix
we're all Shakespeare in our little DU post-a-thread box.

You're a "Midsummer's Night Drunk."

Or is it "Much o' DU About Nothing"?

"The Merchant of Venom"?

"Roveo in Jail as Yet"?

42 posted on 05/17/2008 9:47:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("The Pied Piper of Hamlet"?)
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To: PJ-Comix
this hyperlink bedlam asylum

LAND OF THE MOONBATS!

43 posted on 05/17/2008 9:51:07 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Our DUmmieland Ant Farm.)
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To: PJ-Comix
whatever happens (fire/flood/meteor strike/Godzilla attack) is your fault automatically, because you're the idiot. . . .

fire/flood/meteor strike/Godzilla attack/Rove non-indictment. . . .

44 posted on 05/17/2008 9:53:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Our DUmmieland Ant Farm.)
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To: PJ-Comix
an unhappy ending, which often includes outrageous spelling errors and maybe a beat-down from Skinner to boot.

Pitt has been Skin-booted several times.

45 posted on 05/17/2008 9:57:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Macho Man Skinner.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yeah. Memories...in the corners of my mind...all say the same thing:

WHAT HAPPENED?! What happened to my career? What happened to my life?!?

46 posted on 05/17/2008 9:59:19 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Down the Memory Pitt!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Post your ass off, have a ball...but save your rapier wit and excellent typing skills for the morning.

Pitt, we're still waiting for your rapier wit and excellent typing skills. Is it morning yet?

47 posted on 05/17/2008 10:01:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Pitt and the Ponderous.)
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And...um...yeah, so...hate to say it, but...HA. 2003-2004 makes this place look like Captain Kangaroo's happy silly place for ping-pong balls and fun, etc.

Wee Willie is in his happy silly place.

48 posted on 05/17/2008 10:06:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Mr. Green Gills.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Captain Kangaroo's happy silly place for ping-pong balls and fun, etc.

WHEEEEEEEEEE Willie!


49 posted on 05/17/2008 10:08:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will is having FUn!)
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To: PJ-Comix
99.9999999% of the shit I got back then was actually created by...yup...me.

The other 0.0000001% was completely undeserved!

50 posted on 05/17/2008 10:13:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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I'm everyone's friend this time around.

Can I be your friend, Will? I'm series. We can talk baseball and FUn stuff like that. As long you don't get too drunk or too profa--

Ahhh, forget it.

51 posted on 05/17/2008 10:18:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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it is a hell of a thing to have lived from Nixon to Bush, to have seen so much shit, to have pretty much whored myself out to shitass bag-o-hair candidates . . . .

Is that why you shaved your head, Will? Penance for those bag-o-hair candidates?

52 posted on 05/17/2008 10:21:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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I'm in the booth literally having a Lincoln-Douglass debate with myself...because here were two kick-ass candidates. . . .

Pitt was having a Lincoln-Kickass debate with himself.

It's like Pitt has this virtual "Kick me!" sign on his post-erior. . . .

53 posted on 05/17/2008 10:26:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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I sweat daily. . . .

Those D.T.'s can be murder, waiting for Bukowski's to open.

54 posted on 05/17/2008 10:32:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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I will have at least bent my knee . . .

. . . at the porcelain shrine.

55 posted on 05/17/2008 10:35:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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Gospel.

Drivel.

So.

What?

56 posted on 05/17/2008 10:37:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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I'm drunk, and have been typing since Lent or something.

I think it was the Feast of St. Andrew of Beverly. 2005.

57 posted on 05/17/2008 10:40:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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Obama crew: Don't go whomping on Clinton supporters. . . .

Clinton crew: thank you for the service you have given your country. . . .

Wisdom, let us attend! Pitt the Pontificator has spoken.

58 posted on 05/17/2008 10:43:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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schadenfreude is ugly in any language.

So let's go with . . .

FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!

59 posted on 05/17/2008 10:45:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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My mom tells a story about some fight-to-the-death mess she got into with her brohters when she was wee.

Wee Willie with a Wee Raven story.

60 posted on 05/17/2008 10:50:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitty party.)
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