DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 ("Judiciary Committee Threatening to ARREST ROVE!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 16, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Can you carry a 50-pound iron mace?

Find DUmmie Kelvin Mace.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Cool, maybe he can get Cheney to retire down there too, so we can all stay at the Halliburton Hotel, located next to the Blackwater Spa!

[Charles Henrickson]

Arrest him! O please O please O please!!!

Sounds like you're having a big "O" moment.

[Charles Henrickson]

I have this picture hanging in my office.

Rove has this card waiting in his wallet:

[E Rocc]

Im sure the military would dump bush in a second if told by Obama theyd be pardoned for mutinying against Bush.

Ummmm....are they so stupid/insane as to not realize that thanks in part to the all-volunteer force and the contempt the left has for the military, it's overwhelmingly conservative? As are the cops and probably 90% of the gun owners in America.

That's what makes it TFF to watch the loony left attempt to talk tough.

-Eric

[Charles Henrickson]

Now would be a good time for ... a few million Americans to show up in Washington, D.C. to call for impeachment, indictment, and prosecution. . . .

The Million Moonbat March! Call DUAC!

[Charles Henrickson]

his hubris has been enough to make me seethe with raw rage ever since he eluded Fitz.

Wait--he ELUDED Fitz??!? Wha-aa??? I thought Fitz INDICTED him!! "Sealed vs. Sealed" and all that! Will Pitt said so!

[Charles Henrickson]

Rover is such a wuss, I'd be willing to bet that once he was under the spotlight, he'd crack like an egg.

You like your eggs Rover easy.

[Charles Henrickson]

the Rover will do an Aria before we know it!

So will I! Here it is:

THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"

When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.

From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove. . . .

I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!

[Charles Henrickson]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha!!!!!

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Why finally get serious about Rove?

Why so serious?

[Charles Henrickson]

I'll believe it when I see it.

I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Lock him up, try and convict and then fry him.

Try him and fry him! Second thought, just fry him. Rover easy.

[Charles Henrickson]

Rove is a scumsucking, lying, thieving cockroach of a lawbreaker.

Picky, picky, picky. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

they all deserve Mussolini treatment. . . .

You all deserve Mucho-looni treatment.

[Charles Henrickson]

Could it be? Fitzmas? I think Patrick Fitzgerald has time in his schedule to PROSECUTE!!!

YEAH, BABY!!! IT'S FITZMAS TIME AGAIN!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I say up the ante. . . .

I say up the anti-depressants.

[jellybean]

I was thinking of that yesterday when I walked into the indoor farmer's market I often go to.

From my profile:

[Charles Henrickson]

Frogmarch his ass into jail.

And then kick it right back out:

[Charles Henrickson]

Take his blackberry. . . .

Just TRY!

"Set Blackberries on STUN!"