DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 ("Judiciary Committee Threatening to ARREST ROVE!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 16, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Could it be? Fitzmas?

"It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas..."

[Paul Heinzman]

He had a busy morning. He posted this rant at 4:08 this morning.

[PJ-Comix]

I was back at the indoor farmer's market today. I bought 3 avocados for a buck total. Picked up another honeydew melon for 99 cents. 4 cucumbers for a buck. A whole bunch of potatoes cheap. AND four frozen fried chicken TV dinners for a buck each and 2 frozen pizzas for the same price. They still had the half gallons of organic whole mile for just 99 cents each but I already bought a bunch yesterday.

p.s. Mini watermelons were only $1.49 each but will probably pick some up in a couple of days.

[PJ-Comix]

He had a busy morning. He posted this rant at 4:08 this morning.

I saw that. For a few moments I considered DUFUing it but it made absolutely no sense. I figured right away that he was PUI (Posting Under the Influence).

[Huntress]

What’s the consistency of the frozen milk once it thaws out? Does it separate?

[Chode]

[Paul Heinzman]

Could be a good tie-in. Pitt's at the point where he's drinking himself sober. On the later post (his 6:30) one DUmmie confesses to alcoholic psychosis after a couple of Ambiens and 5 shots. I don't know about Ambien, but a couple of sleeping pills and 5 oz of liquor (151 rum and everclear excluded) will knock a person out, but shouldn't cause alcoholic psychosis.

Pitt seems to be more likely suffering from alcoholic psychosis than that DUmmie, who probably just had a bad hangover.

As bad as his writing used to be, it is worse now. Profanity and cliché, two signs of lazy writing, have become his crutches.

What amazes me is that this transformation is celebrated by the DUmmies. He was ostracized for the Fitzmas debacle, fairly mercilessly, for the past two years. Now it appears that he's accomplished what it took Truman Capote a lifetime to do; that is, actually shrink his brain with booze.

His 6:30 post has a notable response. DUmmie Raven (Pitt's mother) tells him to go to bed, as she did in the Chickadee post some time ago. Of all the DUmmies, mother Raven seems to be unamused and concerned. Well, she's his mother, so why shouldn't she.

Yet, throughout the thread, Pitt shrugs off his mother's concern, replying to just about every comment from every DUmmie, including the GROVELBOT, even though throughout his OP, he repeats the matra "Do NOT repy."

Sometimes, I think we worry more about Pitt than his own kindred spirits do. After all, he's a great source of humor. I hope he gets help.

[decal]

“Could congress hire a bounty hunter? Charter some privateers?”

I think Mike Huckabee is available...

[PJ-Comix]

What’s the consistency of the frozen milk once it thaws out? Does it separate?

DUnno but I was told it was okay to freeze it.

[decal]

"As the Senate’s chief law enforcement officer, the Sergeant at Arms can compel Senators to come to the Senate Chamber to establish a quorum. In addition, the Sergeant at Arms supervises the Senate wing of the Capitol, maintaining security in the Capitol and in all the Senate buildings and controlling access to the Senate Chamber and galleries. The Sergeant at Arms also protects the members and can arrest and detain any person violating Senate rules. On the orders of the Senate, the Sergeant at Arms can even arrest the President of the United States.

http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/common/briefing/sergeant_at_arms.htm

Wanna see some KOzmik heads explode? Inform them of this and ask why the Dem-controlled Senate hasn't followed through on this - use lots of profanity so they don't suspect you of being a LFT.

[beckysueb]

2 Ambian and 5 shots of booze would definitely knock him silly. Just one Ambian knocks me out for at least 8 hours. I take them very sparingly and only when absolutely necessary. Its a wonder they hadn’t killed him. Thats what the SWimmers son took when he wiped out that barricade at 3 in the morning thinking he was going to the Senate to vote. He probably really thought it was true. They can cause sleepwalking and cause you to raid the fridge and even get in a car and drive in your sleep.