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DUmmie FUnnies 05-08-08 (William Rivers Pitt Proclaims Long Primary Race A "Blessing")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 8, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/08/2008 6:12:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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the unspoken iron that has kept her on that bastard road.

The oft-drunken imbibing that has kept Pitt on that barroom floor.

61 posted on 05/08/2008 11:30:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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To: PJ-Comix
When Black voters turn out in monolitic numbers in every state (which they would most likely do for either candidate), it will checkmate the bloc of GOP base voters.

When White voters think of Jeremiah Wright and get bitter in every state, it will give Obama his McGovern-Mondale coalition.

62 posted on 05/08/2008 11:35:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Young voters, new voters . . .

. . . are non-voters in November.

63 posted on 05/08/2008 11:36:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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pissed Democrats. . . .

Isn't that redundant?

64 posted on 05/08/2008 11:37:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Society, religious fundamentalism and black-letter law saw them as dumb beasts unfit to occupy the same space as decent people, or as petticoated chattel denied books and education and doomed to the empty existence of an inanimate decoration who could breed, had no legal defense against abuse, and usually kept quiet.

Oh, Pitt! You've done it again! < /magoo>

65 posted on 05/08/2008 11:44:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Yeah, this is good shit.

Put down the joint, Pitt.

66 posted on 05/08/2008 11:46:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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And when all that enthusiasm gets released come November (having been bottled since the primary vote they cast which shool the pillars of the Earth), when Black voters and young voters and independents combine with that large swath of Dem voters from our base (union members, teachers, smart people who don't resent paying taxes because they like roads and schools and garbage getting piked up and stuff) combine with the activist base who ALWAYS love to vote

...I do believe...

...we're gonna blow the f*cking doors off McCain's bullshit bus tour.

91 words. One sentence, 91 words. The mind boggles.

67 posted on 05/08/2008 11:53:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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No promises . . .

. . . that this essay is ever going to end. . . .

68 posted on 05/08/2008 11:55:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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we're up against ghouls in blue suits. . . .

Pedagogue Pitt would rather be up against girls in blue skirts.

69 posted on 05/08/2008 11:57:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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But whn voters care, they can stand up next to a mountain . . .

"STAND UP NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN!" Just like in the Andy Stephenson Situation!

. . . and chop it down with the edge of their hand.

Chop-chop!

70 posted on 05/08/2008 11:59:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Thanks, Hillary. Thanks, Barack. Try to see if you can keep it going through these last states.

Thanks, Willie. Try to see if you can keep writing through these last stages of inebriation.

71 posted on 05/08/2008 12:02:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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History made no matter what.

Just like those "USA! USA!" chants at the hockey game!

72 posted on 05/08/2008 12:03:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Lots of money and time down the drain that Obama could have focused on swing states and McCain. No, it isn't good. Hillary has harmed the party and that shouldn't be sugar-coated.

But surely, DUmmie, you should realize by now that Will the Shill is ever the loyal party hack. Shills sugar-coat. It's what they do.

73 posted on 05/08/2008 12:07:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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We're here to win an election.

Oh, that. . . .

74 posted on 05/08/2008 12:08:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Two birds with one stone.

Two beers with Will stoned.

75 posted on 05/08/2008 12:11:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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You remind me of first time campaign or voter registration volunteers. . . .

You insult Insider Pitt by comparing him to some naive novices!! How DARE you!!

76 posted on 05/08/2008 12:13:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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That's the difference between activism to win elections and politics as a self righteous academic exercise. . . . How much money would have gone to Congressional candidates if it weren't for someone siphoning off money by refusing to admit reality?

Pitt is a self-righteous "reality-based" "activist."

77 posted on 05/08/2008 12:18:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Obama's coattails have been cut shorter, and Hillary has the scissors in her hands!!

Hillary: Doing the job McCain doesn't want to do.

78 posted on 05/08/2008 12:20:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Now, she is begging poor people in West Virginia to give her campaign money WITH THEIR CREDIT CARDS!!!

It's a blessing. It's a gift.

KEEP HILLARY ALIVE!

79 posted on 05/08/2008 12:22:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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John is in dutch with the FEC. When we sort our business out, we'll roll him like dough. Hopefully.

When we sort our business hours out, we'll indict him like Rove. Seriously.

80 posted on 05/08/2008 12:29:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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