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DUmmie FUnnies 05-08-08 (William Rivers Pitt Proclaims Long Primary Race A "Blessing")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 8, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/08/2008 6:12:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
so they can be buzzards as usual.


41 posted on 05/08/2008 10:24:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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This has been one of the better things to happen in America in a long time.

Since at least before, oh, May 12, 2006. . . .

42 posted on 05/08/2008 10:26:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Both candidates deserve our gratitude . . .

. . . and I deserve a job.

43 posted on 05/08/2008 10:28:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Think about it.

Drink about it.

44 posted on 05/08/2008 10:29:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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When was the last time you can remember

For Pitt, it was about 7:30 last night, before he headed over to Bukowski's.

45 posted on 05/08/2008 10:30:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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When was the last time you can remember so many people, so many usual non-voters, so many new voters . . .

. . . so many college kids who turned out for Barack rallies while it was "faddy" but who will be playing video games in November,

. . . so many white people who voted for Barack early on, while he was still the Magic Messiah, but who then got turned off by his hate-spewing minister, his harridan of a wife, and his own foot-in-mouth gaffes, and

. . . so many Operation Chaos operatives who voted Democrat in the primaries but who will switch back in November.

46 posted on 05/08/2008 10:40:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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smart people who don't resent paying taxes because they like roads and schools and garbage getting piked up and stuff

Thus spaketh Pied Piker Pitt...

47 posted on 05/08/2008 10:43:58 AM PDT by mikrofon (P^3)
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That right there is a coalition, shades of . . . George McGovern. . . .

Shades of Walter Mondale, too.

48 posted on 05/08/2008 10:44:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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That right there is a coalition, shades of . . . George McGovern. . . .

Shades of . . . FREUDENSCHADE!!!

49 posted on 05/08/2008 10:45:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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McGovern tried, and did really well considering what he was up against. . . .

REALLY well! 17 electoral votes!! (Up against 520.)

50 posted on 05/08/2008 10:49:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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the whole promise behind the idea of America looked a lot like some campy bullshit from the 50's. Thus began the 70s.

Pedagogue Pitt with another history lesson.

51 posted on 05/08/2008 10:53:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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I just LOVE that all these back-of-the-list states get a chance to decide the fate of the planet. Seriously.

This really COULD be series! THE FATE OF THE PLANET!!

52 posted on 05/08/2008 10:55:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Give a citizen a shoven, tell them their digging will really make a difference and means they are totally involved, and they'll dig deep enough to be stopped by granite bedrock.

Give a journalist a cowboy hat, tell him his digging will land him fame and fortune, and he'll go stand in a ditch until he's stopped by fire ants.

53 posted on 05/08/2008 10:58:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Indiana changed history.

Pitt WISHES he could change history, especially the history of May 2006.

54 posted on 05/08/2008 11:01:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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West Virginia is next up to be the center of the world, then Kentucky and Oregon...and the last to come are Montana, South Dakota...and Puerto freakin' Rico.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


55 posted on 05/08/2008 11:05:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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two prime super-sharp rumble-ready yet historically distinctive candidates

Two inexperienced super-socialist identity-politics yet hysterically FUnnie losers. . . .

56 posted on 05/08/2008 11:09:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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this pair of ass-kickers

"Kickers" would not be the term I would use.

57 posted on 05/08/2008 11:13:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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If this swings right in November. . . .

Your leftist candidate will lose.

58 posted on 05/08/2008 11:15:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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Her staying in has given millions of Americans a piece of the best part of this national idea, which many had lost long ago in resigned surrender to the fact of their electoral irrelevance.

She gave them back their participation and truest way to be a patriot actively involved to move things towards that better possibility we all know can be attained.

Pitt's ponderous prolixity gives millions of words and phrases and clauses a piece of a part of an endless run-on sentence, which may get lost and go on longer and longer than can possibly be sustained.

59 posted on 05/08/2008 11:23:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if that very ballot-borne blessing to voters, real involvement creating genuine influence, is maybe some part of the unspoken iron that has kept her on that bastard road.

Word.

60 posted on 05/08/2008 11:25:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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