DUmmie FUnnies 04-28-09 ("Wright in Detroit--an Obama Asset")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 28, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

he sounds like an old testatment prophet

He sounds like an old-fashioned bigot.

[decal]

“She has been saying for awhile now that he sounds like an old testatment prophet...”

Balaam’s ass? She'd be half right, anyway.

[Charles Henrickson]

Jeremiah Wright's speech was inspiring, challenging, eloquent . . .

. . . thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.

[Charles Henrickson]

Jeremiah Wright made me think of the old Chautauquas, when people would come from miles around to hear speeches and debates.

Jeremiah Wright made me think of the old Chewbaccas, when Wookies would come from one planet to live on another planet! It does not make sense!

[Paul Heinzman]

"If you are not an Indian...you 'do be' an immigrant..."

Is that you, Apu?

[Charles Henrickson]

he hit that one on the head. . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

[Paul Heinzman]

Let's give tips to Reverend Wright!

[Hillary will give Wright a $100 tip every time he gives a speech.]

Wright is a Hillary mohel.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm a Buddhist and I would go to his church.

Either you're not much of a Buddhist or he's not much of a Christian preacher. I suspect it's both.

[Paul Heinzman]

I am so moved by what Senator Obama's campaign is bringing this country.

It's a big, steaming heap of a movement, all right.

[Charles Henrickson]

I am so moved by what Senator Obama's campaign is bringing this country.

It's a movement alright. And with friends like these, who needs enemas?

[Charles Henrickson]

49/50, all Wright. GMTA.

[Charles Henrickson]

Since Rev. Wright wasn't an Angry Screaming Scary Black Man . . .

. . . like he is in all his other speeches. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I sat listening in my driveway for ten minutes, with tears streaming down my cheeks.

THE LIB'RAL WHITE CROWD THAT CRIED
Tune: "The Little White Cloud That Cried" Original

I was thinking, "Down goes Obama"
Feeling Barry's sure to slide
When all at once I saw, filled with drama
The lib'ral white crowd that cried

They told me they believe what he preaches
And no one cares what he tries to hide
They said sometimes just warm fuzzy speeches
Make all the lib'ral crowds cry

They said Barack will solve all our issues
Heal our souls, still all our fears
Don't ask how, just pass us the tissues
Our eyeballs flow with tears

They asked me why the rest of the voters
Don't believe, their eyeballs are dry
That's how I know that come this November
The lib'ral white crowd will sit right down and cry

[Charles Henrickson]

He certainly is not Presbyterian or Lutheran.

THANK GOD!!!

Although I can't speak for the Presbyterians. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I am an Obamamaniac. . . .

I am a Lutheran.

[Charles Henrickson]

Rev wright scared the shit out of me a month ago. This speech has made me do a complete 180. . . .

It put the sh*t right back in me.

[Charles Henrickson]

DUmmie FUnnies 04-28-09

What time zone are you in, PJ??