Karl should not have lowered himself to be on the same plane as Kos.
Though I admit the humor is top notch!
That this DUmmie has a Newsweak subscription in the first place tells me everything I need to know about this DUmmie and Newsweak.
So how many (imaginary) canceled subscriptions was that?! Gawd those folks are drama queens. I can only claim one subscription cancellation - that was the Seattle Slimes and that was back around 2000.
They can’t give the paper away anymore (and of the two papers in town they are doing better than their competitor, the Seattle Post-Intelligence) ;’}
I guess that’s why I laughed when it was announced that markos whatshisname was going to be scribbling for Newsweak. At this stage in the game, who cares?!
THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"
When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.
From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.
When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.
I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.
I'll watch the moonbats get all caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!
Whatever Lord Rove wants them to think.
Well dang, a reason to read Newsweek. That’s something new.
Newsweeks forced this pinhead to read Roves column under threat of waterboarding
Nonsense. It’s a six-inch putt, max.
The blog that Karl Rove, Magnificent Bastard Emeritus, will be writing will be, what, one page at most?
And they’re going to cancel their precious subscriptions over this.
Well, they can do what everyone else does - go to the doctor’s or dentist’s office and read all the pre-Rove Newsweaks to their bile’s delight.