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DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-07 (Pied Piper Pitt's Bartender Won't Be Happy After Reading This)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 16, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; franksolich; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
Bartenders get tips.

Pitt gets tipsy.

61 posted on 10/16/2007 2:54:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Let's see. I'm friends with. . . .

Here is where I don't believe Pitt.

62 posted on 10/16/2007 3:01:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Cash tips...woosh, like the wind.

DUmb things coming out of Pitt's big fat mouth...woosh, like the wind.

63 posted on 10/16/2007 3:08:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think Pitt's point holds water. . . .

Pitt's glass holds liquor--although now it will be cut with water, by angry bartenders.

64 posted on 10/16/2007 3:12:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I know some gay-bar bartenders that gross. . . .

That gross!

65 posted on 10/16/2007 3:13:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yes this is a crock Will. . . .

This is a crock of Pitt.

66 posted on 10/16/2007 3:15:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Way to pick on the folks at the bottom.

William Rivers Pitt, friend of the little people.

67 posted on 10/16/2007 3:18:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; Cletus.D.Yokel
Excuse me
a) I'm talking about beloved friends of mine;
b) This isn't their fault.
c) See a and b.
d) This is what they tell me.

e) I think they should contribute more to Big Government, to pay for my beloved socialist programs.
f) I don't have to worry about such things, since Mater and Pater give me all the money I want.
g) I hope the bartenders don't get mad at me now for calling them tax-cheats and bringing the IRS down on their heads.
h) Why are you people criticizing me?! Don't you know that I am WILLIAM RIVERS PITT??!!

68 posted on 10/16/2007 3:27:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You're so wrong. And you owe bartenders and waitstaff an apology.

Will Pitt apology coming in . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . business decades.

69 posted on 10/16/2007 3:31:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
cash-only bars and restaurants. How do you tax cash like that? . . . I don't see how that gets reguated unless the bartender/waiter keeps a running tabulation and sends it to the IRS.

Pitt projects HIS lack of honesty onto others and thereby assumes that they must be cheating, which is apparently what he would do if he were in their position.

70 posted on 10/16/2007 3:36:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Remind me of that the next time I listen to you.

Nice apology, Will.

And you wonder why you piss people off.

71 posted on 10/16/2007 3:38:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I just asked the mods to lock this. . . . This is pissing people off. . . .

Let's see . . . in just this thread you've pissed off:

a) bartenders, waiters, and the entire service industry, for calling them all tax-cheats and bringing the IRS down on them;
b) the DUmmies who had to point out your stupidity to you;
c) and the DUmmieland moderators who had to deal with yet another bothersome Pitt thread.

We'll just call you "Pissing-off People Pitt."

72 posted on 10/16/2007 3:51:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Back in college, I was supporting myself by working at the Black Angus.

Pitt is missing his Angus.

73 posted on 10/16/2007 3:53:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is pissing people off. . . .

EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
Tune: "Everybody's Talkin' at Me"
By Will "Midnight Cowboy" Pitt

Everybody's talkin' 'bout me
I don't hear a word they're sayin'
Only the hands held on my ears

People mock and laughin'
I can't see their faces
'Specially in case I disappear

I'm goin' where I stand with Sheehan
In a roadside ditch
Goin' where the weather suits my clothes

Headin' off to my happy place
Even if in my mind
And skippin' over the dancepad in my home


74 posted on 10/16/2007 3:57:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bukowski's
50 Dalton St
Boston, MA 02115

75 posted on 10/16/2007 4:28:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm begging to see Pitt as a character in a O. Henry story:

1. I don't think he has any income, other than what Momma or Pappa supply him.

2. Boston is a pricey place to live.

3. Barkeeps, when biz is slow will spot a 'local color' clown a few drinks, just for company - or keeping the place from looking dead.

4. Unless the recipient know 'zactly why he/she is getting the free booze, an entitlement mentality develops.

5. The free booze ends when the crowd trickles in, he's just taking up space, and it's show some cash time or move on.

OR

Sump'n happened between the Pitt and a bartender and of course The Pitt isn't man enough to deal with it face to face.

A hundred years; just picture him throwing horse apples at the 'swells' as they alight from their carriages, hoping a cop will come along and arrange for his boarding for the coming winter ;^)

76 posted on 10/16/2007 4:42:14 PM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: investigateworld

I just sent an e-mail to the Bartender’s Union. Hee! Hee!


77 posted on 10/16/2007 4:53:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Excellent!

Pity I'm on the other side of the country, or I'd drop by and leave a copy of his comments at his favorite watering holes.

(In certain areas, Bar Tenders were the best informants)

78 posted on 10/16/2007 5:45:58 PM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We really need a DUFU beat reporter to cover Bukowski’s, at least for now.

The Logorrheal one better stick to bottled beer, and he’ll need to make sure he sees them take the bottlecap off...

79 posted on 10/16/2007 7:19:45 PM PDT by decal ("Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing")
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To: decal; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Okay, P-J, you convinced me.

I’m now judgemental, and will judge weblogs judiciously.


80 posted on 10/17/2007 1:16:49 AM PDT by franksolich (disappeared)
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