Posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Pitt gets tipsy.
Here is where I don't believe Pitt.
DUmb things coming out of Pitt's big fat mouth...woosh, like the wind.
Pitt's glass holds liquor--although now it will be cut with water, by angry bartenders.
That gross!
This is a crock of Pitt.
William Rivers Pitt, friend of the little people.
e) I think they should contribute more to Big Government, to pay for my beloved socialist programs.
f) I don't have to worry about such things, since Mater and Pater give me all the money I want.
g) I hope the bartenders don't get mad at me now for calling them tax-cheats and bringing the IRS down on their heads.
h) Why are you people criticizing me?! Don't you know that I am WILLIAM RIVERS PITT??!!
Will Pitt apology coming in . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . business decades.
Pitt projects HIS lack of honesty onto others and thereby assumes that they must be cheating, which is apparently what he would do if he were in their position.
Nice apology, Will.
And you wonder why you piss people off.
Let's see . . . in just this thread you've pissed off:
a) bartenders, waiters, and the entire service industry, for calling them all tax-cheats and bringing the IRS down on them;
b) the DUmmies who had to point out your stupidity to you;
c) and the DUmmieland moderators who had to deal with yet another bothersome Pitt thread.
We'll just call you "Pissing-off People Pitt."
Pitt is missing his Angus.
EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
Tune: "Everybody's Talkin' at Me"
By Will "Midnight Cowboy" Pitt
Everybody's talkin' 'bout me
I don't hear a word they're sayin'
Only the hands held on my ears
People mock and laughin'
I can't see their faces
'Specially in case I disappear
I'm goin' where I stand with Sheehan
In a roadside ditch
Goin' where the weather suits my clothes
Headin' off to my happy place
Even if in my mind
And skippin' over the dancepad in my home
1. I don't think he has any income, other than what Momma or Pappa supply him.
2. Boston is a pricey place to live.
3. Barkeeps, when biz is slow will spot a 'local color' clown a few drinks, just for company - or keeping the place from looking dead.
4. Unless the recipient know 'zactly why he/she is getting the free booze, an entitlement mentality develops.
5. The free booze ends when the crowd trickles in, he's just taking up space, and it's show some cash time or move on.
OR
Sump'n happened between the Pitt and a bartender and of course The Pitt isn't man enough to deal with it face to face.
A hundred years; just picture him throwing horse apples at the 'swells' as they alight from their carriages, hoping a cop will come along and arrange for his boarding for the coming winter ;^)
I just sent an e-mail to the Bartender’s Union. Hee! Hee!
Pity I'm on the other side of the country, or I'd drop by and leave a copy of his comments at his favorite watering holes.
(In certain areas, Bar Tenders were the best informants)
The Logorrheal one better stick to bottled beer, and he’ll need to make sure he sees them take the bottlecap off...
Okay, P-J, you convinced me.
I’m now judgemental, and will judge weblogs judiciously.
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