Posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Just a reminder. PLEASE click on the e-mail link in my Reply #1 on this thread in order to become a Weblog Awards judge. Remember, if the DUFUs make it into the finals, I will post a serialized set of short stories about my BIZARRE experiences in La-La Land selling satellite dishes on the vote thread. BTW, I doubt that the Boston Trust Fund Baby ever worked in sales.
Beers Not Books.
Prime Minister William Pitt the Drunker wants more money taken away from citizens and put into government coffers.
Ugh!
Boston’s alternative publications:
The Improper Bostonian:
http://www.improper.com/
The Boston Phoenix:
http://thephoenix.com/
Enjoy!
Wee Willie hereby accuses pretty much all waitstaffers/bartenders of being dishonest tax cheats. Not a smart move for a chronic pubcrawler like Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.
Boobs not bombs!!
And since every bartender you know works at Bukowski's, you are basically calling them crooks, publicly.
If I were you, Pitt, next time I'm at Bukowski's (tonight?), I'd watch what they put in my Long Island Tea.
Correction: former friends.
And yet here are you, Pitt, featuring them in YOUR article, "My Favorite Tax-cheating Barkeeps at Bukowski's." Some friend.
Thanx. I just sent a link to this DUFU edition along with an explanation to the Boston Phoenix. Hee! Hee!
Taguchi.
So I think you better write another "In Case I Disappear" essay.
Yes, I was wondering how he would know that too, then realized that I probably don't want to know. Er, does this middle-aged Pitt character even have a girlfriend? Ah, never mind.
I don't even know the point Pitt is making. He must have been tapping this screed out on a laptop while pontificating to himself at the end of the bar after being charged for a single when he specifically ordered a double:
1. Is he just admitting that increasing the minimum wage is just another Democrat tax revenue scheme?
2. Is he proposing rebuilding the nation's "crumbling infrastructure" by shaking down single mother cocktail waitresses? Repave Logan Airport's runway so that Al Gore's Gulfstream can land nice and smooth when he blows into town to scare dumb liberals with his man-made climate change jazz?
Is it any wonder that every photograph of William Hiccup Pitt I've ever seen is one of him in a bar or at a political function with a glass of booze in his hand?
Does he realize that the overwealming amount of tax is paid by the top percenters?
What does he think about migrant labor that wires money back home and then applies for “low income” assistance programs?
Hey, I'd vote for that! Other than defense, there's not a whole lot the federal government SHOULD be spending money on, constitutionally.
As long as you DUmmie nuts remain public, so we can DUFU you.
Slack. As in Slack Willie, the Trust Fund Baby.
And now to do some other things. I'll be back in a few hours.
Top 5!
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