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DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-07 (Pied Piper Pitt's Bartender Won't Be Happy After Reading This)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 16, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/16/2007 6:48:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Just a reminder. PLEASE click on the e-mail link in my Reply #1 on this thread in order to become a Weblog Awards judge. Remember, if the DUFUs make it into the finals, I will post a serialized set of short stories about my BIZARRE experiences in La-La Land selling satellite dishes on the vote thread. BTW, I doubt that the Boston Trust Fund Baby ever worked in sales.


21 posted on 10/16/2007 7:22:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bikes Not Bombs.

Beers Not Books.

22 posted on 10/16/2007 7:22:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt.)
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substantially depleting the amount of tax dollars being collected, that each year brings less tax revenue. . . .

Prime Minister William Pitt the Drunker wants more money taken away from citizens and put into government coffers.

23 posted on 10/16/2007 7:26:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Pitt the Drunker.)
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To: PJ-Comix
How?

Ugh!

24 posted on 10/16/2007 7:27:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wee Willie.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Boston’s alternative publications:

The Improper Bostonian:
http://www.improper.com/

The Boston Phoenix:
http://thephoenix.com/

Enjoy!


25 posted on 10/16/2007 7:31:34 AM PDT by ConservativeMind
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That’s tens of thousands of dollars annually earned in tips by professional waitstaffers/bartenders, give or take, and pretty much all of it is undeclared and therefore untaxed.

Wee Willie hereby accuses pretty much all waitstaffers/bartenders of being dishonest tax cheats. Not a smart move for a chronic pubcrawler like Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.

26 posted on 10/16/2007 7:32:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt.)
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Bikes Not Bombs.

Boobs not bombs!!

27 posted on 10/16/2007 7:35:41 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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Every bartender I know has a dresser drawer literally filled with ones, fives, tens. . . . None of them declare all that cash…ever.

And since every bartender you know works at Bukowski's, you are basically calling them crooks, publicly.

If I were you, Pitt, next time I'm at Bukowski's (tonight?), I'd watch what they put in my Long Island Tea.

28 posted on 10/16/2007 7:38:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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All my barkeep friends. . . .

Correction: former friends.

29 posted on 10/16/2007 7:41:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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All my barkeep friends avoid getting featured in one of those indy-mag “Our Favorite Bartenders 2007” articles, I mean they avoid it like the black plague. Why? Because every bartender who gets featured in one of those annual “Best Whatever” stories ends up, without fail, getting their whole ass audited off by the IRS.

And yet here are you, Pitt, featuring them in YOUR article, "My Favorite Tax-cheating Barkeeps at Bukowski's." Some friend.

30 posted on 10/16/2007 7:43:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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To: ConservativeMind

Thanx. I just sent a link to this DUFU edition along with an explanation to the Boston Phoenix. Hee! Hee!


31 posted on 10/16/2007 7:43:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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So.

Taguchi.

32 posted on 10/16/2007 7:44:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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So.

So I think you better write another "In Case I Disappear" essay.

33 posted on 10/16/2007 7:46:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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"... Every bartender I know has a dresser drawer literally filled with ones, fives, tens..."

Yes, I was wondering how he would know that too, then realized that I probably don't want to know. Er, does this middle-aged Pitt character even have a girlfriend? Ah, never mind.

I don't even know the point Pitt is making. He must have been tapping this screed out on a laptop while pontificating to himself at the end of the bar after being charged for a single when he specifically ordered a double:

1. Is he just admitting that increasing the minimum wage is just another Democrat tax revenue scheme?

2. Is he proposing rebuilding the nation's "crumbling infrastructure" by shaking down single mother cocktail waitresses? Repave Logan Airport's runway so that Al Gore's Gulfstream can land nice and smooth when he blows into town to scare dumb liberals with his man-made climate change jazz?

Is it any wonder that every photograph of William Hiccup Pitt I've ever seen is one of him in a bar or at a political function with a glass of booze in his hand?

34 posted on 10/16/2007 7:47:58 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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Does he realize that the overwealming amount of tax is paid by the top percenters?

What does he think about migrant labor that wires money back home and then applies for “low income” assistance programs?


35 posted on 10/16/2007 7:48:08 AM PDT by weegee (NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
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so let’s privatize everything from soup to nuts. . . .

Hey, I'd vote for that! Other than defense, there's not a whole lot the federal government SHOULD be spending money on, constitutionally.

36 posted on 10/16/2007 7:49:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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so let’s privatize everything from soup to nuts. . . .

As long as you DUmmie nuts remain public, so we can DUFU you.

37 posted on 10/16/2007 7:50:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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Slick.

Slack. As in Slack Willie, the Trust Fund Baby.

38 posted on 10/16/2007 7:52:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt.)
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[And now to hear from the other DUmmies...]

And now to do some other things. I'll be back in a few hours.

39 posted on 10/16/2007 7:53:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Life intrudes.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!


40 posted on 10/16/2007 8:22:46 AM PDT by wjcsux (Islam: The religion of choice for those who are too stupid for Scientology)
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