DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-07 (Goracle Worship To Reach Fever Pitch This Friday)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 9, 2007 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[steveegg]

If he ran, I'd sell my soul to ensure he took his rightful place in office this time around.

That and $1.05 (including tax here in WisTAXsin) would get you a Quarter-Pound Double Stack at Wendy's.

[steveegg]

The time to fight for Gore was in 2000. We should have been in the streets all across America. We should have shut down commerce until those votes were counted. We were in shock - never be in shock again.

Of course, back in 2000, you had more important things to worry about, like popping zits and trying to figure out how to get to first base.

[steveegg]

If I have to hear the words President Guiliani, I will be blaming Al.

And if it's President FRed Thompson, would you be blaming the Hildebeast?

[steveegg]

Gore's entry...will definitely be interpreted as a giant FU to Hillary (and Bill) Clinton.

I believe the last 2 people who delivered a giant FU to Hitlery and S(l)ick Willie were Ron Brown and Vince Foster.

[Eagle of Liberty]

I like the comments to the effect that this is the first Indian summer in American History.

Most countries celebrate Indian Summer with excitement. American KOS kids view it as the biggest threat to civilization.

[steveegg]

I saw Al Gore in my mashed potatoes today. It's a sure sign he's going to run.

What was that rule about food, Algore, and 100 feet? I could've swore that it was, "Any food within 100 feet of Algore is Algore's to eat."

[Charles Henrickson]

need I say more

I do. But it will have to wait until this afternoon.

[Arrowhead1952]

I saw Al Gore in my mashed potatoes today. It's a sure sign he's going to run.

I think AlGore ate all the mashed potatoes with a tub of butter.

[Rainbow Rising]

One of the Err America hosts actually made a funny comment about all this Gore speculation. He called it “Waiting for Gore-dot.” It was the first time I ever laughed with Err America, instead of at it.

[Paul Heinzman]

I saw Al Gore in my mashed potatoes today.

At the all you can eat buffet where he works.

[Paul Heinzman]

Wouldn't it be FUnnie if someone else wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

I don't think he'll win it, and it will be FUnnie. Holy crap, the DUmmies will point their finger straight at Rove. He is Norwegian, after all. BWAHAHAHAHA!

[doorgunner69]

"ALL HAIL THE GOREACLE"

[The proper spelling is "Goracle."]

Oh, I dunno, reminds me of treacle when spelled that way.

Oddly fitting, I think..............

[doorgunner69]

If he ran, I'd sell my soul

I hear the Beast is buying...........

[rock_lobsta]

All I wanna be... is an LFT!

Oh, yeah... top... whatever!

[Charles Henrickson]

this Friday when the Swedes, acting as a branch of the DNC, will be handing the Nobel Peace Prize to Al Gore. . . .

"Nobels fredspris 2007 går till . . . Algore! Algore är vinnaren av fredspriset!"

[steveegg]

I hear the Beast is buying...........

So that's what the Evil Dead are calling it nowadays.

[Charles Henrickson]

I mean, what does Al Gore want, an engraved invitation with the red carpet rolled out?

He wants to increase his carpet footprint.

[Charles Henrickson]

if Gore doesn't enter the race he will be looked upon as the biggest pussy on the planet. . . .

Underpussy?

[Charles Henrickson]

Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore

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Al Gore

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Go Real
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[Billthedrill]

Good God - these people not only vote, they drive.