DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-07 (William Rivers Pitt QUITS DUmmieland!!!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[beckysueb]

I think he’s gay.

[Billthedrill]

Granite cookie? Well, no - another alcohol-soaked drama queen takes a Thorazine suppository the size of an ostrich egg. He’ll be back when it wears off.

[PJ-Comix]

Pitt might not be in DUmmieland himself but his TruthOut posts still will be posted there by his sycophants. Therefore the Pitt will still continue to be DUFUed in the future.

[bcsco]

Welcome back, Pastor. The wife & I were also gone, to a family reunion in Elk Grove Village. Great time, but good to be back. My family is the only place on earth I’m known as ‘Jimmy’ [bcsco]. And since a 3rd cousin was responsible for the hotel rooms, our Sheraton bill this a.m., that was under our door at wakeup, was addressed to Jimmy [bcsco]. Sheesh! At least we had a good laugh out of it.

PJ, glad to hear the flat tire didn’t become something series. At 60mph, that can turn ugly quickly.

Now for the meat of the matter. Is anyone taking odds on the Pittster’s return date? My pick is Wednesday, August 8th.

Regards,

Jim
Jimbo
(who’s) Jimmy?

[bcsco]

Oops! Check out my post #44. Part was addressed to you, but I failed to include you in the ‘To:’ line.

Sorry!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Usually, any self-respecting 'Goodbye DU' thread has to be all angst-riddled and pissed and sodden. . . .

This one, though, will be all alcohol-riddled and sauced and besotted.

[Charles Henrickson]

Israel 9/11 Impeachment Guns Taxes Dean Gore Nader I want everything to be about Electronic Voting Ice-Shelves PETA Religion Hillary Obama Iraq Iran Fleets Blarg Fuggle Nuff Bloog Zart Yaaaaaaaaag!

Electronic Voting Ice-Shelves? How do they manage the touch screen?

[Charles Henrickson]

Blarg Fuggle Nuff Bloog Zart Yaaaaaaaaag!

Blarg Fuggle Nuff Bloog Zart Yaaaaaaaaag! to you, too!

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm actually not pissed.

You're actually Pitt.

[Charles Henrickson]

Just tired.

Pitt hasn't slept since April of 2005.

[Charles Henrickson]

I started out here hoping I'd found like minds.

If you go to DUmmieland, you're not going to find any, like, MINDS.

[cripplecreek]

[PJ-Comix]

I think Pitt sinking below the DUmmieland waves calls for commemoration via song. With his melodrama, I'm picturing the Titanic sinking so a song to the tune of Nearer, My God, to Thee. Perhaps Nearer, My Pitt, to Thee?

[Charles Henrickson]

Six. F*cking. Years.

There. He. Goes. Again. With. That. One. Word. At. A. Time. Thingie. That. Was. Lame. Three. Or. Four. Years. Ago.

[Charles Henrickson]

Six. F*cking. Years.

How many Business F*cking Years would that be?

[Charles Henrickson]

And we all were assholes now and again, me and you, yeah. . . .

Mostly you, Pitt.

[decal]

We should expect a suicide “attempt” soon (”I’m gonna kill myself; you’ll be sorry THEN!”) - only problem is, if he tries it by alcohol poisoning, he just might succeed at something for the first-and-last time.

[bannie]

Boy, when those liberals quit...

[Charles Henrickson]

to me, it felt like DU had mission and purpose.

To me, it felt like Pitt had emissions of pompous.

[Charles Henrickson]

I don't feel it anymore.

Do you mean the lower half of your body, Pitt? The feeling will come back when the booze wears off. You should know this by now, Will.