Posted on 01/08/2007 5:28:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Demonstrated by what?
THE SANDY MAN
Tune: "The Candy Man"
Who can take a paper
Stuff it in a shoe
Cover up the caper
With a perjury or two?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good.
Who can take a secret
Tape it to his thigh
Walk it out and sneak it
Like an undercover spy?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good.
The Sandy Man makes
Every move that takes
Classifying as suspicious
And the line of crap he dishes
You can even call fictitious.
Who can take a memo
Slip it up a sleeve
Hold it near his elbow
And say nothing when he leaves?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good.
The Sandy Man makes
Every move that takes
Classifying as suspicious
And the line of crap he dishes
You can even call fictitious.
Who can take a memo
Slip it up a sleeve
Hold it near his elbow
And say nothing when he leaves?
The Sandy Man . . .
The Sandy Man can . . .
The Sandy Man can
'Cause he takes it from the file
To make his boss look good. . . .
I heard a snippet of a parody that sounded pretty good: "(You Can't Hide) Your Bulging Thighs," based on the Eagles' "Your Lying Eyes." The competition could be tough.
Saddled with a quagmire?
SD
How about doing a Sandy Burglar lyrics with Secret Agent Man?
Or that jefferson airplane song?
Take one doc from the archive,
One dock in your sole
One doc from the archive,
In your socks down to your toes...
And remember what Bill Clinton said,
Hide the truth.
Feel free to improve it.
Feed your shred-der
I just hope that SNL rehires their #1 guy who plays an excellent Al Gore-Darrell Hammond...
Welcome back, Charles. Another hit--hopefully by the time he announces the winner the sun will be up early enough that I can hear it.
Yeah. The South Park "Butt Out" episode was incredible. I thought it would just be so-so because the subject of smoking usually bores me but this was one of the best. You should be able to watch it complete online. I recommend that you do.
I think you have a WINNAH with that "Sandy Man" parody! Remember, if you win, to contact the producer with the lyrics of the "I Don't Why I Love Him" parody so he will know the winning song wasn't a fluke on your part. Oh, and hopefully by that time the song will be fully recorded and ready for radio play on Bill Bennett's show if he so wants.
Uh-Oh! Well, I thought your lyrics were better but better submit a couple more to be sure. I still like "The Man Who Caught Sandy Berger" plus I think "Oh Sandy Boy" could be good too. In any event I definitely want to get the Barack Obama Superstar song parody to them when the contest is over.
Already done by a Freeper.
I think "The Man Who Caught Sandy Berger" could be a winner but it might be tough to come up with the right lyrics for that tune. The stanza I provided was the easiest.
The fact that he liked "The Sandy Man" might work in your favor. He obviously likes a song parody to that tune so it just might be a matter of choosing which version he likes best.
[Smear yourself with teriyaki sauce.]
Naw...wouldn't work...running is exercise.
Gore us again .... NOT
Well, a few years go by and his jazz singing career bombed. I didn't know that until later but what happened is that a friend of mine (the infamous Purple-Haired Lady) was working as a vendor at an Irish Festival at nearby Mullins Park here in Coral Springs. I stopped by there to say hello to the Purple-Haired Lady and to try out some Irish brew (the food stunk). Well, I bought a bottle of beer and sat down to watch the music being performed and GUESS who was on the stage singing Irish songs? Yup! That SAME guy from The Committments. I know I shouldn't have done the following but I just couldn't help myself....
I stood up and acted very drunk. Then I yelled out: "SING 'DANNY BOY!!!'"
The look that The Commitments guy gave me was incredible. It was a mixture of anger and sorrow combined in one. Yeah, I know it was cruel to do that but, like I said, I just couldn't help myself after that TV interview came to mind.
Here in Tennessee, he said he would not seek the office of president. No wiggle room, there. He's just a bald faced liar like most of the dimorats.
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