DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-06 ("MSNBC's Olbermann Seeks Big Raise")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

2. The person seeking the raise is suffering from massive ego inflation.

Keith has had an astounding 75% increase in the key Ego demo.

[Charles Henrickson]

Raise the Titanic Ego!

[Ditter]

What I can't figure is why the dummies see K Olberman as such a stud. They are wild for his looks and think he is the sexiest thing on the tube. While he is not an ugly person IMHP, I find him kind of nerdy looking.

[Charles Henrickson]

look at Limbaugh's salary!

Look at Limbaugh's RATINGS!

And look at where they've been for the last 15 YEARS, not just for a few weeks in November.

[PJ-Comix]

As I posted, you will be both SHOCKED by my choice and in AWE of the brilliance of that choice. It could be Evil Elf but OTOH it might not be.

[Charles Henrickson]

it may indicate that General Electric wants to get rid of Olbermann. . . .

Give him the General Electric Chair!

[Charles Henrickson]

Wasn't There a Rumor, 'bout a Month Ago. That his show was going to be bumped over to CNBC?

Only thing lower would be Algore's Current TV, with all five or six of its viewers (Algore's daughters, I think).

[Charles Henrickson]

One would hope that if Keith is truly a champion for progressive ideals, he may have a problem making 100x what his camera men or researchers or assistant to the junior writers are making.

Olbermann's socialism only applies to redistributing the wealth of eeevil Republicans.

[finnman69]

I hope MSNBC gives Olbermann all he wants and it ends up bankrupting MSNBC.

[Charles Henrickson]

One would hope that if Keith is truly a champion for progressive ideals, he may have a problem making 100x what his camera men or researchers or assistant to the junior writers are making.

Keith is now demanding $4 mil per year for EACH AND EVERY member of his crack team!

[Phantom Lord]

When we lived with my parents for a few months earlier in the year awaiting the completion of construction on our new home I caught Current TV.

It was terrible!

[Charles Henrickson]

They are shedding $750 million costs (which means people), and Olberman is going going to get a 300% raise! $3 million dollars. That could cost 100+ low-end workers their jobs at MSNBC.

And at CHRISTMAS too! Think of the CHILDREN! Children STARVING, FREEZING, huddled in the corner of their lead-based hovels! Working families, SUFFERING because of this modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge! Keith Olbermann, how COULD you!

[Charles Henrickson]

They better give it to him too!

Or else the DUmmies will put on their Guy Fawkes masks and storm Rockefeller Center!

[steveegg]

Hey; it's just the IBTP, not FIRST! that I gave away.

[rzeznikj at stout]

LOL

[bcsco]

Well, Olberman has made the NY Post with his ridiculous demands. See link below: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1755712/posts.

The Post is saying if MSNBC counters with $1.5M he'd take it and MSNBC would think it won. It's also stated his audience is around 469,000. That's puny.

[Eagle of Liberty]

If we guess it, will you tell us that we got it?

[Charles Henrickson]

ALL HaiL Keith O~~ I love, love, LOVEEEEEEE Keith. He, along with Stewart, Colbert, Wes Clark, Mike Malloy, Max Cleland, (to name a few) ARE MY HEROES!!! Give them the reins in their appropriate venues and let them HEAL the NATION!! It's so broken, lame, dirty and sad that it will take a whole TEAM of specialists to repair it!! I am POSITIVE they deserve what EVER money is available and I'm sure they will ALL give their share in charities or donations. For they speak for ME and I am a giving soul that cares about this country (has served) and lived long enough to spot the real thing when it's in front of me! Not that any of them couldn't FALL short on an occasion as they are all HUmans! I'd forgive them a moments greed, vanity, what ever. I'm also SOOOO proud of the DEMOCRATS and us BLOGGERS!! WE deserve an accolade or two as well! CHEERS~

I don't know if it's her--it may even be an intentionally over-the-top LFT--but this sounds like the cheerleading style of one DUmmie flyarm. Which gives me an idea. . . .

Hold a fundraiser--yes, a FUndraiser!--over in DUmmieland to meet Keith's salary demands and keep him on the air! Think of it! DUmmie flyarm could sing songs and chime in with an incessant "Just DU it! Kick! Nominated!" DUmmie sfexpat2000 could be the treasurer and post one of those rising thermometer thingies. Will Pitt could write an essay, "Stand Up Next to a Network." The possibilities are endless!

Keith-O-thon 2007!

[KJC1]

LOL. Maybe flyarm will sing "He works hard for the money, so hard for it honey."

[mikrofon]

MSNBC's Olbermann Seeks Big Raise

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