DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-06 (John Edwards Sacrifices Political Future For A Playstation 3)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2006 | Dave Johnson, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I think we have the makings of a great song parody here based on "You've Got To Be Carefully Taught" from South Pacific. Calling a certain Lutheran songmeister! Since Rush was talking about this topic today, I think this is the type of song he would be interested in.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[Darkwolf377]

Gore--gone! Kerry--gone! Edwards--gone!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[decal]

FORE!

[digger48]

here!

[mylife]

Im so glad their panties are in a wad! L0L

[ConorMacNessa]

Is there any real candidate on the left side of the aisle besides Hillary?

[par4]

Top Ten, YeeeeeHaw (I Need a life)

[ilovew]

Top 10?

[BunnySlippers]

Swiftboated by Wal-Mart!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

top 15?

[Darkwolf377]

Michael Moore would run, but then he'd have to pay his staff the prevailing wage, and couldn't just use Canadian labor.

[TruthWillWin]

SPFTPTRRP (Scrolling past first 10 posts to read real posts.

[perfect stranger]

This past month has seen the political destruction of the Kerry/Edwards team of 2004. First John Kerry told a stupid Halloween "joke" about how if you don't get educated you end up "stuck" in Iraq. As a result of the uproar over this backfired joke, Kerry's chances of being nominated in 2008 now range somewhere between nil and none.

And just this week, his VP pick, John Edwards, administered a lethal injection to his political career in a way astonishing in its utter hypocrisy. Just the day after Edwards gave a speech denouncing Wal-Mart to an group opposed to that store, he dispatched one of his volunteer gofers to Wal-Mart to get first dibs on a Playstation 3.

Wal-Mart then responded to this request by stating that Edwards would have to wait on line like everybody else. Added to this hypocrisy is that fact that Edwards, while criticising Wal-Mart for its wage levels pays his "volunteer" NOTHING.

Yes, here is a multi-millionaire who is too cheap to pay folks who work for him even the bare minimum wage by taking advantage of political wannabees and making them work for the mighty Edwards for nothing. Nice racket there, John.

Maybe some volunteer would like to get in on the ground floor of the burgeoning DUmmie FUnnies empire by painting my walls for free. Oh, and don't forget to install my carpeting without charge afterwards.

As a result of all this hypocrisy, we have a lot of outrage emanating from the leftwing blogosphere directed towards Wal-Mart. I kid you not.

Yes, the leftwing loons are angry that Wal-Mart dared to tell Edwards to wait on line like the other folks. What do they want Wal-Mart to do? Give priority to Edwards' no-wage volunteer after the ex-senator has made a mini-career out of slamming Wal-Mart?

You can see the leftwing outrage at Wal-Mart for daring to tell Edwards to wait on line for the Playstation 3 like everybody else.

In this Huffington Post BLOG titled "Wal-Mart Engineers a Smear of Edwards," which was authored by a loon called Dave Johnson. The hypocritical rantings of Johnson and his fellow HUffies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, whose playstation experience never went beyond Pac-Man, is in the [brackets]:

[decal]

"It is starting to appear on all the usual right-wing outlets, and may soon be as widespread as the pre-election Kerry 'insulted the troops' smear."

So...it wasn't really an insult. Riiiiiiiiiight.

Oh, well, as the Emperor Claudius once said: "Evil is its own punishment." Let's hope little Davie here gets his panties all in a wad over this and spreads it all over the 'Net.

[groanup]

In somewhat early. Hee, hee.

[decal]

"John Edwards has the money to buy a PS3, he's an intelligent mature man and a lawyer.

AND a Dem - that's some plate-spinning act!

[ilovew]

**Is this a company that ought to have its right to operate examined, or what?**

Um...yeah...cuz any company that would stand up for itself should be TAKEN DOWN! *rolling my eyes*

[cripplecreek]

Wal-Mart Engineers a Smear of Edwards

Oh yeah, a regular ole Kristalknacht.

[decal]

"When GM contracted Hannity as its spokestroll, a link was provided to register complaints,I did so, and engaged in a bit of dialog with their pr folks-which was actually rather intelligent in its tone."

No doubt the intelligence was all on one side, but at least this Barking Moonbat (BM for short) recognizes intelligence when it sees it.