DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-06 (DUmmies Discuss Their Bush Derangement Syndrome)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 10-16-06 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

It's as though we (the people) were running from the "authorities" (our ruling class (rc), though we still mostly haven't realized it) in a desperate car chase, and we just ran over the tire deflating device deployed by the authorities... That "spike strip" was a group of people (Shrub, Rummy, Condo, Dick "Drakul", and their NeoConniving friends). They just blew the tires off our nation (as well as blowing the engine, ruining the suspension and transmission, and smashing/wrecking the body/paint/lights etc). The thing is, they are driving our car (or nation/economy/foreign relations/future/etc)--as well as chasing and trying to destroy it! We're just the passengers! To make matters worse, in spite the already catastrophic damage, they're continuing to try to run. . . .

It's as though you (the DUmmie) were running your sentences on and on and on in your "post" (your incoherent rambling (ir), though I still mostly haven't read all of it) in a stultifying string of parentheses/slashmarks/prepositional phrases/"quotemarks" etc. going on and on and on until people's eyes glaze over/become glassy and they stick hot pokers into their eyes to stop having to read it etc. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

and then business took off. I'm now making triple what I was when I quit my old job. We are climbing out of debt fast, and next year at the age of 43 I will finally be able to buy my own house.

You must have have missed what your fellow DUmmie said, up earlier in the thread: "What good economy? Bring it on Bullshit! Talk about the economy so that the people will notice that you are full of it."

[Charles Henrickson]

I think about Gore and what a great president he would have been.

Where have you gone, Algore? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I've been driving in California since 1974.

You'd think you'd hit Nevada or Oregon by now.

[mikrofon]

*** DO NOT EAT THE GLOWING GLOBE ***

[Charles Henrickson]

People used to use their turn signals MOST of the time. Now, it seems that particularly younger drivers almost never use them.

That's because a group of "people" (Bush/Cheney/Rove/Nascar etc.) are driving our car and are smashing/wrecking the turn signals/headlights/cup holders etc. We're just the passengers!

[Charles Henrickson]

today I was at a funeral. . . .

Another death! When will it STOP!?! D*MN THAT BUSH!!!

[steveegg]

You are a GENIUS (and no, not in a Wile E. Coyote way).

[Charles Henrickson]

today I was at a funeral and somebody's cell phone went off not just once, but twice during the service.

Not ANOTHER prank call! Does that man have no shame?!

[Cheburashka]

"Due to a stupid mistake I made posting on DU a freeper got me fired from my job."

Just in case you're wondering....it wasn't a FReeper that got walldud fired...they have to call him a FReeper cause if walldud mentions the site the person is REALLY a member of...Herr $kimmer will tombstone him.
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So what you're saying is, that in order to stay in good standing at Democratic Underground Walldude has to.... lie.

My, how not surprising.

[kevkrom]

You'd think you'd hit Nevada or Oregon by now.

Naw... they're turning left so hard, they just keep going around in circles.

[JerseyDvl]

That walldude is one funny and DUmb mofo! He posted something on the Internet and thinks it's some kind of Orwellian conspiracy?? Hysterical!!
I was enamored and doubled over LOL from those old threads.
PJ-Comix is awesome for the entertainment he provides.

[PJ-Comix]

I have "Cinderella Man Derangement Syndrome",

I have the same syndrome. In fact I have it so bad that in addition to compulsively watching the movie I also read the book plus another boxing book about Jack Dempsey. Since Cinderella Man doesn't seem to be on cable now, I have switched my compulsion to watching Wedding Crashers. Guess which movie is on the tube RIGHT NOW?

[PJ-Comix]

PJ-Comix is awesome for the entertainment he provides.

Hopefully I will also be providing awesome DUFU T-Shirts in the near future.

[Argus]

My wife has to watch ANCHORMAN or DODGEBALL whenever they come on. She has no control over it - HAS TO watch them.

[Cheburashka]

These people really ARE deranged. Absurd both in their observations and their reaction to (nothing, really).

Do they need Prozac?
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They're already on Prozac. You should have seen them before the Prozac.

[ThreeYearLurker]

I notice when I go to the mall.. some are sitting there like zombies and they aren't shopping.

They're called TEENAGERS.

[Cheburashka]

I've been driving in California since 1974.

You'd think you'd hit Nevada or Oregon by now.
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It's one of those little cars you see outside some stores for the kids.

You know, you put in a quarter and bounces around for a while, but doesn't go anywhere.

Someone should tell him that doesn't really count as driving.

[JerseyDvl]

I will definitely buy one PJ-C!
In addition, I wish I had publishing contacts because a DUFU book would be superb. I hope that project works out, you are a great satirist.

[epow]

I'd be one of those guys on the street corner holding a "Will work for food sign".

Or, as an alternative you could do something so radical that probably it has never crossed your DUmmy mind.......GET A JOB.