DUmmie FUnnies 09-27-06 (The Reality Based Community Consults The Crystal Ball)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[KJC1]

Somebody Shook Up The Ants!

[PJ-Comix]

Psst! Definitely want to include animated DUmmie Farm ants marching to a martial tune in the CD-ROM insert of the DUmmie FUnnies book. Of course, I am keeping the punchline animated gag conclusion to myself for now. (Book publishers can find out what I have in mind by offering me a huge book cash advance that I promise won't embarrass me at: PJ-COMIX).

p.s. I promise that the DUFU book will be a much BIGGER seller than the Mary Cheney book.

[beckysueb]

I believe that there are powerful people on our side working in secret to take back our country. There is a figure, a multi-billionaire who will be funding this operation, and who will start using the court system to take down these neo-cons one by one when the time is right. He has an army of investigators and lawyers who are filling files with the illegal doings and money laundering of those in high office with connections to the PNAC.

This has to be a freeper. It sounds like Rush.

[Charles Henrickson]

I see a lot of water around him right now.

So do I:

[Mr. Silverback]

I predict that the GOP will retain its hold on both House and Senate, and possibly pick up a few seats. Democratic leadership will be saddened, but will tell their supporters to support the President and the newly elected Congress.

There is not a chance in the world that San fran Nan and Sad Sack Harry will be gracious in defeat.

[beckysueb]

I predict a rash of attempted suicides on November 8, and DU being closed down for at least two months. If you want to be able to see the after-election carnage, be sure to get your DU login credentials now, and make a few posts.

And you have to make a donation, too, or they will lock you out. Even 5 bucks. Its worth it to see the total meltdown.

[PJ-Comix]

Did I also mention that I have an idea on how to use TECHNOLOGY to publicize the book? In fact, I am surprised that the idea I have in mind hasn't been used up to now. However, I GUARANTEE that any DUFU book will have a huge BUZZ about it due to my idea on how to use technology to promote it. (Book publishers can find out about his idea by offering me a HUGE book cash advance that I promise WON'T embarrass me at: PJ-COMIX.)

[beckysueb]

Oh, now, that wasn't nice! Gross!

[Charles Henrickson]

He knows how to become 'like a mirror' now.

[PJ-Comix]

I predict that I won't be obsessed with getting a DUFU book published once I receive a huge book cash advance from a publisher. Oh, and I also predict that I won't be embarrassed by getting too much money for that advance.

[Charles Henrickson]

let us know whether your prediction is based on reading real tea leaves or metaphorical political tea leaves.

The DUmmie got confused and was reading teal eaves:

[Mr. Silverback]

My predictions are totally empathic, and like most emotional responses, are not always on the mark. I've learned from experience, though, to listen to my vibes.

If i had unlimited time, I would love to go back and look at this DUmmie's previous predictions and see who their "vibes" match up with the results. I'll bet they had a good vibe from Fitzmas, too.

[PJ-Comix]

Remember the vibe they ALL had back in May that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted. They all popped their victory champagne bottles. Freudenschade, baby!

[Mr. Silverback]

Then, unfortunately, Hillary sent him to the Phantom Zone:

He still dreams of the day he will conquer the planet Hoo Stun.

[Mr. Silverback]

BTW, I don't watch Smallville, but on an ad last night they showed Lex Luthor landing in a field near Clark and saying: "Now...kneel before Zod." The "how the heck did they get there" vibe almost made me want to start watching it.

[steveegg]

You owe me a new monitor; my old one shorted out after I snorted my morning Mountain Dew out my nose (and damn, did that hurt!)

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Lionel Hampton = Life Long Republican . . . Best Vibes Around Too!

[Dooderbutt]

[That inner vibe you're hearing is probably just a rogue fart.]

PJ - I think you are channeling my father - that sounds so much like him, it's funny!

[Democratshavenobrains]

"Surely there were some of those voters out there, but I certainly never noticed any reports of them. And what happened? We're supposed to believe that Bush legitimately won re-election."

This person is honestly too stupid to vote.

[kevkrom]

This person is honestly too stupid to vote.

The silver lining is that this person will likely be too stoned to vote.