Posted on 07/07/2006 8:23:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Yeah, he is still posting at CU. He recently claimed that somebody came by his station while he was working underneath a truck and kicked him for being a Poser. Do I believe that? No. I think it was just an attempt to gain sympathy.
However, I do believe his claim that a few years ago some homeless bum stopped by his station and beat the crap of out Speedy. Nobody would admit that if it weren't true. I actually found that incident pretty funnie in light of Speedy's constant boasting about how tough and battle hardened he is. So then some starving bum ends up beating him up. LOL!
I'm sure Leopold probably has a source of "speed" at least.
"I'm sure Leopold probably has a source of "speed" at least."
Now that, I believe.
This particularly and especially applies to the Bostonian Idiot.
The truthless organization provided the gun.....the "journalist Natha-er, Jason, Leopold provided the ammunition.....but the Bostonian Idiot pulled the trigger, by prematurely going into DUmmieland and blabbing, before the story was airtight.
If anyone is to blame for this fiasco, it is the Bostonian Idiot, alias William Rivers Pitt.
"So then some starving bum ends up beating him up."
You mean the Special Forces, Paratrooper, bada$$ ex-con, got beat up by a bum? Now I'm laughing.
I can't figure out how the Google search engine works. Sometimes I pop the DUFU subject into the Google Blog Search just minutes after the edition is posted and it shows up. It is over an hour after the posting of this edition on BlogSpot and still it doesn't show up in Google Blog search. How can this be????
Top 50????
Yeah. I did get a good laugh from that. An emaciated bum beat the crap out of "battle-hardened" Speedy.
Pitt, during one of his drunken rantings, also outed Joe Wilson as a source for the Hoaxmas story.
This was in response to the illumination that my fellow alum the Head Capitalist "Skinner" was going to allow comments by, and about, the "journalist" Jason Leopold to stand:
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Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, fellow alum.
The Head Capitalist "Skinner" allowed personal attacks about, and from, the "journalist" Natha-er, Jason, Leopold, to stand for a while?
How come the Bostonian Idiot was not accorded the same treatment, at least in those "personal attacks" (quotation marks intentional and sarcastic) directed against him during his self-created nonindictment fiasco--how come anything less than posterior-kissing loving of the Bostonian Idiot was IMMEDIATELY taken down, rather than left up a few hours for our illumination and entertainment?
I don't get it. It was "okay" to leave the mud slung around by the "journalist" and those mud-slinging the "journalist," for us all to read, but it wasn't "okay" to leave all the illumination and facts critical of the Bostonian Idiot up long enough for anyone to read?
I don't get it. The Bostonian Idiot is about as useful to the Head Capitalist "Skinner" and DUmmieland as is a tree with haemerrhoids, but yet my fellow alum still kowtows to the Bostonian Idiot, cuddles him, soothes him, loves him.
Dang.
The Bostonian Idiot, despite his despicable state of decreptitude, has some sort of "hold" over "Skinner," and I'd like to find out what it is, so I can blackmail the Head Capitalist into forbidding DUmmies from using feline-derived screen-names, as they make us respectable cat-owners look bad.
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And then this, later:
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Well, it would surprise me. My fellow alum the Head Capitalist "Skinner" is a wallflowerish (excepting when drunk) sort of person, and probably hasn't done anyone any harm in his life, other than maybe when as a little lad he lifted some coinage from his elderly grandmother's purse.
The way my fellow alum enforces the rules is interesting. It would be far too mild to insist he enforces the rules unevenly.
And the DUmmies on whom my fellow alum enforces the rules is interesting. It would be a gross understatement to insist he treats the DUmmies equally.
Some might say, "Well, maybe 'Skinner' won't ban the scammers, the Bostonian Idiot, Fat Che, Fido, &c., &c., &c.--all those who do irreparable harm and damage to democraticunderground--just because he's stubborn (and shy people can be more stubborn than outgoing ones). He won't ban them because we [i.e., this side] wants him to, and he doesn't want to give us that satisfaction....."
Well, excuse me. That is not the Yale Tradition.
The Yale Tradition is that one does the right thing simply because it is the right thing to do, no matter who is "for" it and who is "against" it.
"Skinner" needs to learn from his other fellow alum, George Bush.
I am now suspecting that those "unbannable" DUmmies know something about my fellow alum that he does not want his wife to know--thus explaining their hold over him. It is no secret Ms. "Skinner" is a formidable, dominating, fiercesome figure, and one can understand why her husband is careful with her.
I think my fellow alum would find life a great deal easier and more pleasant if he were simply to come clean with the wife, and ban the DUmmies who do democraticunderground Great and Grievous Harm.
This incident had the immediate effect of making us realize what a wimp Kenny the Bully was since he got beat up by the wimpy Luis so we formed a posse and found Kenny and proceeded to beat him up. He collapsed sobbing even faster than Luis.
Kenny recovered from this and later told us the one to fear was another Puerto Rican kid on my block we nicknamed "Baby" since he had the opposite of a Baby face and was also in a foul mood. We never tested out whether or not Baby was as tough as Kenny claimed but the fact that he lived alone with a priest in a house across the street as his adopted son makes me suspicious nowadays as to what was the cause of Baby's anger. I say no more on that subject but you can figure it out for yourself.
LOL.
"...was so scared that he urinated profusely on Luis..."
1st time I've ever typed this...benburch, is that you?
Testing out my new tag line. and on a happier note, the woman who does my pedicure feet told me I have cupcake feet. I don't think she's gay but she does have a foot fetish.
How many sets of feet do you have? ;-)
SD
Wow, about Speed..could you tell me why he was banned from FR--via private e-mail perhaps? I always loved his posts..and as a recovering addict myself (12 years now), felt a kinship. Gosh, I feel like I lost a friend.
Love your tagline. It's actually quite cuplike-like.
Now, now, now, I like benburch jokes as much as the next guy, but this is a bit too harsh.
D'oh! "Cupcake-like".
Ok, I see the Speed issue being discussed here, please disregard my prior post--but I would like to read the Poser thread, is it screencapped anywhere?
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