DUmmie FUnnies 06-19-06 ("What's your LEAST favorite Air America Show?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 19, 2006 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[SouthernBoyupNorth]

Could he look any more gay? Yes,a slave collar, lip piercings, and Technicolor hair You could always photochop it....

[Charles Henrickson]

She cuts off Right-Wingers and well.. Left-Wingers.

A wingless bird will not fly very far in Air America.

[beans36]

"1. "Springer on the Radio". This show became painful to listen to. For about a month straight, it was the show that I would listen to when I woke up."


Springer is on at noon?

[NeoCaveman]

all of them

[bcsco]

"Springer is on at noon?"

I went to the Err America website and checked the schedule. Springer is on 9-noon est. Of course, he could wake up during the 11-noon segment :>

[Roscoe Karns]

What is your least favorite....

dentist's drill?
form of cancer?
episode of The View?

[Charles Henrickson]

"The Al Franken Show". For the most part, Al Franken is a very average show. He doesn't really have any strong negatives and his strongest positive is definately his ability to interview and have guests. He is respectful to callers.. both left and right wing. The oy-yoy-yoy show was severely lame as well as some of the other sctick which occurs. The jokes.. I just don't get his style.

"I'm average enough, I'm lame enough, and,
oy-yoy-yoy, people don't get my style!"

[PJ-Comix]

We might need to start a Last Day Lottery to guess what will be the LAST DAY that Air America airs. It could be SOONER than we think. Remember, Air America says bye-bye to its flagship station in NYC in a couple of months. My own guess is Sept. 1, 2006 because that is the Friday leading into Labor Day weekend.

[Charles Henrickson]

There's only so much I can take of Malloy's gloom/doom paranoia.

No, I can't believe it! This has GOT to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL! I can't believe there is a loony leftist who could EVER get enough of gloom & doom paranoia! That's their stock in trade!

[jaydubya2]

? Malloy

That would be MIKE Malloy. He was on WLS in Chicago for a while. A real looney tune. He'd get so worked up about an issue, that he could not even discuss it. He would suggest analogies that did not make any sense. He would leave sentences unfinished that would leave the listener scratching their heads trying to figure out what he meant.

[Charles Henrickson]

Love Franken but voted for his showw...can't wait till he's running for Senate so he's off my radio in the morning.

THAT could be the "reason" (read, "excuse") for finally putting Err America out of its misery:

Al Franken is leaving to run for the Senate, and since he was the linchpin to our success, we regretfully are shutting AA down to devote our energies to other ventures.

[Charles Henrickson]

Randi Rhodes -- Between screeches, she often eloquently hits the name on the head.

With a nail like Randi Rhodes, she better hit the name on the head.

[Charles Henrickson]

Al Franken -- still waiting for the humour

Sounds like the name of his next comedy album.

[Ole Okie]

the ASTONISHING revelation that Hitler's #2 man, Martin Bormann, was actually a spy for the Soviets.

Heck, I thought all the Soviet's available spypower was in D.C. working in FDR's administration.

I met a couple of German spies in 1938. A man and his very charming wife came to the little town where my grandparents lived. They were ostensibly researchers from one of the eastern colleges, with a grant to record the Comanche Indian language for posterity before it was lost forever.

The two rented living quarters from my grandparents, with whom I was staying that summer.

Every day the two went out in the countryside to converse with the Comanches who lived on farms around Fort Sill.

At the end of that summer, the two made arrangements to come back the following summer and again stay with my grandparents.

Later, my granddad got word from the FBI that they had been arrested as German spies whose assignment was to record the Comanche language to forestall its use in battlefield communications. I have no idea what happened to the two subsequently.

COMANCHE CODE TALKERS

Although they didn't get the publicity the Navajos got for their code talking in the Pacific war theater, the Comanche code talkers did their part in Europe.

Hitler's two spies didn't make sufficient progress with the Comanche language to keep the Comanche code talkers from baffling the German army.

(A true story from my youth. The obvious and trite moral to me was that things are not always as they seem. Secondarily, I found that German lady spies could be very pretty and very charming.)

[Ditter]

It would drive me nuts to sleep with the TV on. I could get used to the noise but the light flashing from the screen would wake me. Recently I bought a sound machine that keeps me from hearing my husbands soft snoring. We sleep to the sound of Yosemite Falls. Nice.

PJ: I have never listened to Air America but I turned on Current TV again the other day. It was just as lame as ever. How much longer is someone going to pour money into that black hole?

[Charles Henrickson]

Thom Hartmann is my fave...I actually haven't heard all the programs or have only heard very small snippets here and there.

"He's good--I think--but I haven't actually listened to him." Wonderful.

If a host is good on the airwaves, but nobody is around to listen to him, can he still be your fave?

[Charles Henrickson]

annoying and not particularly funny

Let me guess: Al Franken.

[TLI]

Could he look any more gay?

Of course he could. He just forgot his hat..

[Charles Henrickson]

Franken, ah, ah, ah ah , ah, bores the crap outta me.

OK, I'll say it:

Is that you, benburch?

[Ditter]

What is your least favorite?

Botched up haircut or frizzy perm
Bout with the flu
Dog bite

We could go on and on and on and on........