DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-06 (Tom Vilsack Joins The KOmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2006 | Tom Vilsack, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[epow]

He's a pooh-head.

My 4 year-old grandson would say he's a doodyhead. But that's just one 4 year-old's very biased opinion.

[NeoCaveman]

Many of us despise Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell for pulling out the stops in 2004 to frustrate voters.

Blackwell ping. You know you've made the bigtime when you get attacked by an obscure governor named Ballsak, I mean Vilsak.

[prairiebreeze]

Vilsak ping

[Incorrigible]

PJ,

You are doing very important work here.  The DUmp can now be consigned to the ash heap of history.  They have made themselves irrelevant by supporting the likes of William Rivers Pitt. 

The KOSsacks now have the glare of the media upon them but what a rude awaking they will have when they realize they have the glare of truth upon them as well.

Mocking a drunk and his clinically insane sycophants was fun for a while but tracking national candidates and their pandering prose on DailyKaos is the right thing to do.

FReepers can be proud of their accomplishments taking on and taking out high value targets such as Bill Clinton (impeachment), Election 2000 (Algore), Election 2002 (MoveOn irrelevancy), Election 2004 (Rather, The New York Times, CNN Exec, Kerry, and more) and now we begin our hunt for Election 2006 and beyond.  Which Liberal Democrat will wince in that blinding glare of truth?

DailyKaos provides a target rich environment such that DUmmieland pales in comparison.  Again, it's important work you are doing now PJ.  The FUnnies are going to get serious in the run-up to Nov 2006!

Godspeed!

 

[PJ-Comix]

I find it ASTONISHING that a candidate (and governor) is blogging on a kook site like The Daily Kos. And not just blogging but PANDERING to the far left by buying into their KOoky KOnspiracy theories about the 2004 election being stolen. I sure hope some enterprising reporter asks Vilsack about the stuff he has been posting in his Blog. Remember, the KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.

[decal]

I've always felt that the DUFUs were the equivalent of shooting fish (really, really dumb fish) in a barrel.

The KOSmics are a step, a very small step, above.

It's time you moved up in class, Peej..

[darkangel82]

That's Vlasic, not Vilsack.

[PJ-Comix]

That's Vlasic, not Vilsack.

But now they are both in a pickle.

[darkangel82]

LOL!

[Toadman]

"Voting is a right, not a privilege."

I disagree. The men and women serving -or who have served- this country are the ones who grant us this privilege.

[Gordongekko909]

I swear, these DUmmies and KOmmies must be the same n00bs that populate every MMORPG in existence screaming "omg u use hax im reprotin u 2 teh admin" whenever they lose a PvP fight. They're not losing elections because the voters think they suck, it's ELECTION FRAUD! I don't pwn them into the ground by being better than them, I'm a HAXXOR!

Screw 'em.

[alarm rider]

I think that the democrats have to go with the nutty left, because...ahh...THAT IS ALL THAT IS LEFT OF democrats. Take a look at them, Dean, Kerry, Kennedy, Pelosi, Boxer, Reid. They have to pander to the nutty left because that is their voting block. The Daily Cluster is in the spotlight right now, Skinner must be crapping rocks.

[Charles Henrickson]

Li'l Beaver is not pleased that you are letting another animal mascot take his place today.

[Charles Henrickson]

Imagine that you are a presidential candidate seeking the nomination from one of the two major parties. The problem is that you are so dull that few people are listening to your boring message. What to do?

Throw a big party with sushi and a chocolate fountain.

No wait, that was Warner.

[Charles Henrickson]

Election Reform and Ohio

OHIO: A Diebold State

by Tom Vilsack

Who?

[PJ-Comix]

I'm not sure which will hurt Vilsack's chances more: The KOmmie Blog or that dopey headwarmer he is wearing in the pic. And it couldn't be just some silly hat he put on for a minute. Because it is tucked deep into his collar it must have been something he had on for awhile. Anybody out there know the circumstances of Vilsack wearing the Pooh Bear headwarmer?

[Charles Henrickson]

First, I want to thank everyone at the YearlyKos conference in Las Vegas. . . . I was honored to be invited and enjoyed meeting a number of bloggers.

I've got to say that, even though I don't know you strange people and I'm a Midwestern kind of guy who likes hamburgers and corn on the cob.

[Charles Henrickson]

But I didn't write this post to revisit YearlyKos.

Yeah, let's forget all about how Warner wined and dined you while I neglected to give you so much as an Egg McMuffin.

[Charles Henrickson]

it's time to restore fairness and integrity to the electoral process in our country -- and I know many of you are involved in a number of unique efforts to do just that.

"Unique" = polite term for "kooky delusional paranoid."

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah, let's forget all about how Warner wined and dined you while I neglected to give you so much as an Egg McMuffin.

Vilsack served them Egg McNuthin'.