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DUmmie FUnnies 05-11-06 (DUmmies Continue Slamming Richard Cohen)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 11, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/11/2006 6:26:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Neither today. Just "obvious."


41 posted on 05/11/2006 8:03:02 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!)
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To: franksolich

Who is "Fat Che"?


42 posted on 05/11/2006 8:04:03 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!)
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To: SCALEMAN
Oh Oh, someone has been hanging around Webster Groves lately.

Close. Kaldi's in Clayton, the coffeeshop where the Wash. U. crowd and other assorted libs hang out. Lots of gray ponytails, earrings (on males), tattoos and piercings, Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers, that sort of thing. I think it must be a job requirement there for the counter help to have a nose stud. But Kaldi's is right across the street from Concordia Seminary, they have good coffee and baked goods, and when the temperature is in the 60s and 70s, there's no better place to drink coffee and read books than out on their sidewalk patio.

43 posted on 05/11/2006 8:28:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Clayton, St. Louis County, Missouri)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Who is "Fat Che"?

I had to explain this on the other conservative web-site the other day, although most there knew to whom I was referring.

Fat Che is the DUmmie "benburch."

For the longest time, I referred to "benburch" as "the disgruntled one," because "gruntled" was the screen-name he used on the other conservative web-site, until members of that site, with a little bit of help from Scamdy.com, "outed" him, and he ran away in terror-stricken panic, and has not posted there since, even though he was never banned.

But my monickers get old and stale after a while, and as time goes on, one gets a better "grip" on a personality, what it is like, what makes it tick, after which a new name is called for.

Of course, "benburch" is an object of much interest and amusement to so many parties; but more so to certain ones than to others. Fat Che is, as a scientist would say, "a great specimen of pathology, an absolutely captivating forensic case."

Anyway, back to the name; about three weeks ago I got done reading both volumes of "War in the Shadows," by Robert Asprey (1975), historical accounts of guerrillas and guerrilla warfare. And so everyone can reasonably guess where the "Che" came from, as that is how "benburch" Walter-Mittyish fantasizes himself.

The "Fat" comes in because Fat Che has a, uh, rather overlarge surplus of lard and suet--not healthy for a male every day getting closer and closer to 50 years old. His belly sags down in front of him as if he were wearing an apron, is the best way I can describe it.

44 posted on 05/11/2006 8:35:41 AM PDT by franksolich (here today, gone tomorrow, somewhere else the day after)
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To: PJ-Comix
it boils my blood to think. . . .

DUmmies even have a psychosomatic aversion to thinking.

45 posted on 05/11/2006 8:39:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Stand clear of a DUmmie if he ever tries to think.)
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To: PJ-Comix
it boils my blood to think. . . .

How about your brain? Pitt says he's "brain-boilingly" angry.

46 posted on 05/11/2006 8:44:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Boiled DUmmie.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Those aren't his posts. Someone else was cutting and pasting. . . .

Check for peripheral spacing.

47 posted on 05/11/2006 8:49:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Proportional tagline.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why did Cohen receive 3,500 angry emails?

Because the other 500 residents of DUmmieland haven't gotten around to it yet.

48 posted on 05/11/2006 8:52:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Otherwise it would be all 4,000 DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
he failed dismally in the funny person’s most solemn obligation. . . . He also wasn’t funny.

Exactly. I can laugh even at a lib comic's routine IF IT'S FUNNY. Conversely, if a comic (or writer or show or movie, etc.) is more conservative but isn't funny, then I don't let him get by just because he's conservative.

I like the DUFUs not just because they go after the left, but because they are consistently FUnnie!

49 posted on 05/11/2006 9:00:16 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmie FUnnies are FUn!)
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To: PJ-Comix
was it really him? Anyone can leave a post there under any name. . . .

Yes. As a matter of fact, I am Richard Cohen, writing under the name, "Charles Henrickson."

50 posted on 05/11/2006 9:06:19 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (AKA Richard Cohen)
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>It's his e-mail address, and his attitude. I think it's him.


Cool, you can make someone display their attitude instead of a password to get into an Internet site? Now that's high-tech!
51 posted on 05/11/2006 9:06:57 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Watching the Left turn on Senator McCain amuses me somehow....)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I am Richard Cohen!"


52 posted on 05/11/2006 9:08:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Another Kirk Douglas reference in these seven days in May.)
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To: kevkrom
You can sign as the queen of England there.

Is that you, benburch?

53 posted on 05/11/2006 9:15:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Don't lay down a benburch challenge to ME, kevkrom!!!)
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To: kevkrom
Please people, use you head. Measure.

Was going to go for two in a row but decided against it.

54 posted on 05/11/2006 9:16:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Don't lay down a benburch challenge to ME, kevkrom!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Republicans can always count on Cohen to give the respectable liberal view that Republicans are really the good guys and prove to everyone else that Democrats are a bunch of wimps.

I would change that to the Democrats are, by and large, traitors.

Yes I mean that. 'Pod.

55 posted on 05/11/2006 9:23:41 AM PDT by sauropod ("Heaven on my left, Hell on my right and the Angel of Death behind me" - Dune)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yes. As a matter of fact, I am Richard Cohen, writing under the name, "Charles Henrickson."

Oh yeah? Well I am Sparticus.

56 posted on 05/11/2006 9:42:59 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFLOL!! You are so good. Or bad. I can't decide which.


57 posted on 05/11/2006 9:44:13 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is that you, benburch?

A bit of a stretch, though. Whatever happened to DUmmies with colorful language?

58 posted on 05/11/2006 9:44:47 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Those aren't his posts. . . . was it really him? . . . I think it's him. . . . I don't think it was Cohen. . . . I doubt it's him.

Will the REAL Richard Cohen . . . PLEASE STAND UP!


59 posted on 05/11/2006 9:45:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I am Richard Cohen.)
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To: PJ-Comix
was it really him? . . . I think it's him. . . . I doubt it's him.

Cue Vicki Carr.

60 posted on 05/11/2006 9:48:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It must be him or I shall die.)
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