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DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Bids Farewell To DUmmieland)
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| May 1, 2006
| William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 05/01/2006 5:23:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix; Choose Ye This Day; franksolich
To: PJ-Comix
[And the LORD said unto Pitt, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves.] A very nice touch. Bravo!
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posted on
05/01/2006 8:47:15 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
To: PJ-Comix; stands2reason
The light at the end of the tunnel is in view. I can see it... That's an oncoming train, DUmmie.
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posted on
05/01/2006 8:49:12 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
To: PJ-Comix
too many pages to edit for my next book. . . .
MY LIFE WITH ME:
A LOVE STORY
By William Rivers Pitt
84
posted on
05/01/2006 8:53:23 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Rachel Corrie's not dead - she's taking a CAT nap. Are you trying to kill me again, you son of a biscuit?
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posted on
05/01/2006 8:54:00 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
To: PJ-Comix
and too many good Democrats to help get elected. . . . Wee Willie's record in helping to get Democrats elected is about as good as his daddy's.
To: PJ-Comix
there are people here who want to turn this forum into a boneyard for jackals. . . . It's those graveyard rats again. . . .
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posted on
05/01/2006 9:01:20 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Boneyard, graveyard, schoolyard. . . .)
To: Charles Henrickson
Man, I really missed you during Lent.
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posted on
05/01/2006 9:02:46 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
To: PJ-Comix
See ya on the flip-side. Is Pitt hinting he's going to do another self-recantation?
To: PJ-Comix
William Pitt - I cannot accept this. Please, please give me some hope. Don't we need you, Larisa, Leopold and each other now more than ever? The mental health of multitudes of Moonbats is dependent on YOU, Will Pitt! How can you let them down in their hour of need??? Think of THE CHILDREN!!!
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posted on
05/01/2006 9:06:39 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(OHHHHH!!!! WE NEEEEEEEEED YOU, WILL PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: PJ-Comix
Will does however, open himself up to personal attack with his often smarmy responses. He's a Smarmy of One.
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posted on
05/01/2006 9:11:00 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
To: PJ-Comix
Will does open himself up sometimes to personal attacks with short, smarmy answers. The long, smarmy ones don't help either.
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posted on
05/01/2006 9:12:31 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
To: PJ-Comix
The way he answers people sometimes can be construed as quite condescending and arrogant. I disagree. I think it ALWAYS can be construed as quite condescending and arrogant.
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posted on
05/01/2006 9:14:26 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
To: PJ-Comix
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE, Mr. Pitt. . . . PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE STAY. Please? PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US WILL!!! WE NEED YOUR TRUTHS AND INSIGHTS!!
MR. PITT!!! The DUmmies are lining up on the ledge of their mother's basement window! Do you want their blood on your hands??!! Now you come back here THIS INSTANT, you William Rivers Pitt you!!!
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posted on
05/01/2006 9:20:37 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(What the world needs now is Pitt, sweet Pitt. . . .)
To: PJ-Comix
I've forgotten how many times he's left Not to worry, Pitt groupies. He always comes back.SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"
Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.
Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.
Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.
Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!
Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!
To: PJ-Comix
I haven't read through the thread yet, but I'm taking May 6th on the bet, if we've got one going.
To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
I'm sick of people kissing his ass. . . . Is that you, benburch?
ben wants a piece of the action.
To: Purrcival
OK, now I finally get around to seeing your #8, long after I did my #52. . . .
To: samiam1972; PJ-Comix
Oh no! Pitt's leaving! DUFU's won't be the same without him! The Useful Pundidiot is a gift that keeps on giving. The DUmmies would miss him for his "truths and insights." I would miss him for his unsurpassed entertainment value.
To: Charles Henrickson
Saw that one.....and yes, even WillPitt should leave DU in shame after the DUmmies peed in his wheaties on this one. What a DUmbass. He'll be dumped by his "girlfriend" by this Wednesday after this piece of "best ever" fu advice.
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