DUmmie FUnnies 02-15-06 ( Implosion Over Hackett's Forced Exit From Senate Race)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 15, 2006 | DUmmies, William Rivers Pitt, and PJ-Comix

[Paradox]

I almost feel sorry for the DUmmies. They are coming to realize that their party is just as corrupt as the "Repugs". As Pitt said "get a helmet".

These morons are in la-la land if they think it isnt all about WINNING, and doing whatever it takes to WIN. That means money, backroom deals, polls, WHATEVER. Yes, THEIR party does this too, what a shock to an immature and naive mind..

[SoothingDave]

then why not let him lose in the primary? Instead there has to be this weird, loud campaign to force him out that serves only to highlight the Dems' internal divisions.

Hey DUmmie, what do you think a primary fight would be? A tea party? It would be a weird, loud, protracted campaign that would only serve to highlight the Dems' internal divisions.

By comparison, having a candidate drop out of the race before the primary is a one-day event, and it preserves the party's unity and money for fighting the real enemy.

SD

[beckysueb]

Yeah... I'm Thinkin About Registering Green This Week, And... the f*cking Democratic Party, my Party (straight ticket since 1974), can f*cking EARN MY VOTE FROM NOW F*CKING ON!!! F*CK!!!

This DUmmie should get at least an honorable mention for dropping the most "F" bombs in one small statement.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>The vichy democrats in congress have won again

In the next two months, Paul Hackett will run low on cash and adulation and attempt to join the Vichy Dems. He will take a boring, unspectacular job as a party hack and wouldn't give these DU f@$kn*bs that idolize him the time of day.

[kevkrom]

I dunno, it seems to lack complete dedication -- the poster easily could have fit another "F*CKING" before the word "VOTE". But, there you have the typically shoddy work product from a DUmmie...

[Eagle of Liberty]

Hell, like you or me could make a difference in this election anyway!

They are accepting their role in our new Fascist State quite nicely.

Seriesly, what if this was just a fishing expedition to see just how much support Hackett could actually muster up? Lighting a GrassRoots fire? Just odd that Fingerhut AND Hackett (the DEMs hero last November) would announce their candidacy withdrawals on the same day. I just don't get why Schumer and Reid would run Hackett out of town when he posted a 52-48 showing in a strong Republican district. I know the numbers are skewed due to some conservatives staying home, but.......

[beckysueb]

Mike DeWine (R) $6,107,495 Paul Hackett (D) $1,334,881 Sherrod Brown (D) $817,932 David R. Smith (R) $0 John G. Hritz (R) $0 William Gardner Pierce (R) $0

So, DUmmies, who's your Daddy?!?

[tcrlaf]

Libs/Dems have been pumping this useful idiot for MONTHS, and now it's like Stalin ordered a pogrom, and the good little socialist just follow along with his erasure from the public mind....

This SOOOooo typical of how the Lib/Dems operate today.......

[beckysueb]

And yet you still kick at the football just like Charlie Brown, you still order packages from ACME just like Wile E. Coyote, you still reach into the hat for a rabbit just like Bullwinkle J. Moose.... and no matter how many pratfalls or explosions or lions befall you, you never learn.

Were'nt these the same DUmmies who were through with the Dim party after the failed attempt at the Alito filibuster?

[Eagle of Liberty]

Ha! The Democrat Party (not the "Democratic Party", DUmmie) is entitled to your vote, just like they're entiltled to the votes of your dog and deceased uncle. Asking them to earn anyone's vote is like asking Dracula to go sunbathing.

Yep. The DNC figures they HAVE earned the votes by taking from the evil rich, distributing a little of that massive revenue to those holding out their hands and making life just as miserable for the rich as it is for the poor. The DNC has NO desire for actually raising the status of anyone, just breaking everyone down.

Earn votes? That would mean that they would have to take the feelings of the common plebs into consideration. Fat Chance!

[beckysueb]

Whoa! Good find! Pitt's talking out of his...er, orifice.

Might I add, his much used orifice.

[kevkrom]

And yet you still kick at the football just like Charlie Brown, you still order packages from ACME just like Wile E. Coyote, you still reach into the hat for a rabbit just like Bullwinkle J. Moose.... and no matter how many pratfalls or explosions or lions befall you, you never learn.

Everything I ever needed to know about DUmmies, I learned from watching cartoons.

[beckysueb]

I dunno, it seems to lack complete dedication -- the poster easily could have fit another "F*CKING" before the word "VOTE". But, there you have the typically shoddy work product from a DUmmie...

Yeah. Now that I've studied the statement, the form could have been improved. But with a little coaching, this DUmmie shows promise.

[epow]

Yeah... I'm Thinkin About Registering Green This Week, And... the f*cking Democratic Party, my Party (straight ticket since 1974), can f*cking EARN MY VOTE FROM NOW F*CKING ON!!! F*CK!!!

You know, if the old Phoenicians, or whoever it was who invented our alphabet, had left out the "F" DUmmies would not be able to communicate with one another except by sign language.

[JFC]

WOW! they never stop me from disbelief of their hate and anger explosions.

[epow]

[The Socialist Workers Party welcomes you!]

Huh? It has always seemed to me that the Democrat party and the Socialist Workers party were one and the same.

Well, they both are socialists bordering on Marxists and both are parties, so maybe I wasn't too far from the truth.

[steve-b]

Everything I ever needed to know about DUmmies, I learned from watching cartoons.

When it comes to absurdist comedy, you can learn a lot from a DUmmie.

[kevkrom]

You know, if the old Phoenicians, or whoever it was who invented our alphabet, had left out the "F" DUmmies would not be able to communicate with one another except by sign language.

I can pretty much guess which sign would be most used, however.

[steve-b]

You know, if the old Phoenicians, or whoever it was who invented our alphabet, had left out the "F" DUmmies would not be able to communicate with one another except by sign language.

How do you know a DUmmie has been using your computer?

The "F" marking is worn off the key.

(Well, that and the White-Out on the monitor.)