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DUmmie FUnnies 02-13-06 ("This Mark Warner, he's nice but he's freaking BORING AS HELL")
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| February 13, 2006
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 02/13/2006 2:39:49 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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I thought that I have seen just about the FULL range of bizarre human activities but NOTHING prepared me for what I saw yesterday afternoon. I was in a heavily used (and smelly) public restroom and standing at the urinal next to me was some drunk with a glass of fruit juice in one hand and in the other he was pouring about a quarter of bottle of rum into that glass. Both hands were occupied with these activities while the object of why he was at the urinal was left untended. After pouring his drink, he gulped it down quickly while still standing at that urinal. Now I don't know about you but as for me, the LAST place I would ever would want to be with a drink would be a public restroom, especially a smelly one such as that. And as to drinking down a mixed drink heavily fortified with rum while standing in front of a urinal....YECCHHHHH!!!! I guess you could say that you have a bit of a drinking problem when you can't even quit drinking while relieving yourself in a public restroom.
No DUFU edition tomorrow. In fact there shouldn't even be one today but here it is.
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02/13/2006 2:39:52 PM PST
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PJ-Comix
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:40:42 PM PST
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Blue Eyes
(Praying for a miracle.)
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02/13/2006 2:41:05 PM PST
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Blue Eyes
(Praying for a miracle.)
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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02/13/2006 2:41:21 PM PST
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PJ-Comix
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:41:31 PM PST
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Terpfen
(72-25: The Democrats mounted a failibuster!)
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:41:38 PM PST
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The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:41:49 PM PST
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gate2wire
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:42:32 PM PST
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MikefromOhio
(Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:43:46 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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bout time dammit :) PJ you slacker
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:45:11 PM PST
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Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:47:12 PM PST
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NeoCaveman
(Cheney's gun has still killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car - thanks Old Scratch)
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:48:14 PM PST
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birbear
(You know what? This is crap. We're going to stop this.)
To: PJ-Comix
When I first heard Mark Warner speak, my impression was of a complete BORE. The guy just talks on and on and on without saying ANYTHING memorable. Warner Blathers.
To: PJ-Comix
Why are they going through the motions of supporting/not supporting Warner?
Everyone knows the Dem nominee will be Hitlery, nothing that happens between now and then is going to change that.
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:49:32 PM PST
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trubluolyguy
(Where did they get those ref's, the WWE?)
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:49:59 PM PST
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WinOne4TheGipper
(If people from Austin are called Austinites, what are people from Paris called?)
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Warner is a uniter not a divider...he boring and uninspiring to everyone, democrat and republican alike!
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:50:14 PM PST
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highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: PJ-Comix
I do think Kerry is a better speaker.
Yikes.
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:51:43 PM PST
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kenth
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This Mark Warner, he's nice but he's freaking BORING AS HELL. . . . I'm guessing that he's trying to appeal to the NON-Moonbat-Freakazoid-Screaming-Deaniac, Normal-American segment of the electorate. IOW, he's trying to get people past the fact that he's a Democrat. Ergo, he must not be very appealing to the DUmmies.
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