New York Declares Itself First Gay City

MichNews.com ^ | 1/05/2006 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

This could use a great picture ping!

[darkangel82]

Calm down, it's satire.

[writer33]

I think you've nailed it, RO. Thanks for reading and commenting. You summed it up nicely.

[writer33]

:)

[hosepipe]

I'm watching you Chris.. d;-)~'.'.

[Soaring Feather]

Billy Jeff Clintoon is 'bentweenie'.

Believe me, I should not be compared to or with Bill Clinton. My FReeper name is bentfeather. Always has been always will be.

[writer33]

That's fine. Just as long as you're not tapping my phone. We're all right.

:)

[Snardius]

Heterosexual behavior is a man that likes a woman, meaning other than homosexual behavior.

So I guess it's politically unwise in NY to act normal...

[RightOnline]

"“Getting rid of smokers is a top priority,” stated Quinn. “In New York, we’re saying no to smokers and yes to gays and lesbians. We’re truly the top of the heap when it comes to the welfare of New Yorkers.” "

"Yes......YES!!! Listen up, New York and America!!! We queers KNOOOOOOW what is best for YEEWWWWWWW! We will force you to submit to group-think and bad science. You WILL quit smoking or else. You WILL be gay and get AIDS and die a slow, agonizing death instead. AIDS is FAR better than cancer, don't you realize that????"

F**k these scum.

[Rebelbase]

I thought Soddom was the first gay city?

[writer33]

I guess that's a good way to sum it up, S.

This is one of the reasons that Red State America looks at them and asks, "Don't you know how backward you are?"

[RightOnline]

Oh good lord......it's a put on. Damn it, would you posters save us who are time-constrained the time and freakin' SAY it's satire, damn it?

[writer33]

Soddom was. My fault. Thanks for pointing that out, Rebelbase.

:)

[writer33]

Yeah, but it was good stuff, RO.

[beyond the sea]

It's true.... every time I hear Frank sing "The Summer Wind" I end up in tears...... same thing with his "Cycles" ....... same thing with Don McLean's "Vincent"......... same thing with Dan Fogelberg's "Leader of The Band"

Damn, I'm a sentimental mental case. ;-).

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So I'm down and so I'm out

But so are many others

So I feel like tryin' to hide

My head 'neath these covers

Life is like the seasons

After winter comes the spring

So I'll keep this smile awhile

And see what tomorrow brings

I've been told and I believe

That life is meant for livin'

And even when my chips are low

There's still some left for givin'

I've been many places

Maybe not as far as you

So I think I'll stay awhile

And see if some dreams come true

There isn't much that I have learned

Through all my foolish years

Except that life keeps runnin' in cycles

First there's laughter, then those tears

But I'll keep my head up high

Although I'm kinda tired

My gal just up and left last week

Friday I got fired

You know its almost funny

But things can't get worse than now

So I'll keep on tryin' to sing

But please, just don't ask me how

[hosepipe]

[ That's fine. Just as long as you're not tapping my phone. We're all right. ]

I'm outside in the car in the front of your place, scarfing chinese food.. others are tapping the phone.. Nyah!..

[durasell]

Makes no difference.

[beyond the sea]

heterosexual behavior forced out her predecessor, Gifford Miller

What's with that??? Did this guy sit in his office all day staring at a life size picture of Catherine Zeta Jones? (pant, pant)

[beyond the sea]

:-)