DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-05 ("CBS Producer has New Documents related to Bush AWOL")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2005 | Mary Mapes, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[CzarNicky]

So I guess that means people like Al Franken, Joseph Wilson, Richard Clarke, John Dean, Bill Clinton and John Kerry have no credibility either? <

I believe this is called getting it right for the wrong reasons.

[jveritas]

This how Kerry got beat last election. Trying to make Bushes guard service an issue is what got Kerry beat the last election. It is a dead horse and the sooner we get off of it the better. With the quality candidate we had in Kerry and the issues that he was so qualified to deal with, we wasted it trying to talk about Viet Nam and Bushes guard service instead of the issues that really mattered. I think Rove and the Republicans suckered us in on this matter knowing that it was a dead end street. We did just what they wanted us to do and it worked for them.

Finally a DUmmie (may be a freeper troll) who is in touch with the real world.

[Democratshavenobrains]

These people are mentally ill. They literally CANNOT move on from Vietnam. A war their draft dodging pervert of a President didn't care about but they can't get enough of John Kerry's 4 month "heroism".

[Fintan]

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So Dan Rather got badly treated, speaker of truth kill by dark force. America bushit culture rear its ugly head.
 

College-educated, no doubt.

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[Charles Henrickson]

Her book bombed bigtime. . . .

Amazon.com Sales Rank:
. . Today: #10,688 in Books
. . Yesterday: #37,541 in Books

Note the BIG jump in sales from yesterday to today! Mary must have pulled a Jim Wright and bought six copies herself, to inflict on give to the few friends she has remaining.

[Charles Henrickson]

"we vetted it, and we meshed it. . . ."

However, Mary, we vetoed it and we mashed it.

[Charles Henrickson]

[THAT FONT OF INTEGRITY, BEN BARNES!!!]

Would he be a "peripheral" font?

[Charles Henrickson]

"I now have a document here, from 1969 from the TX Air National Guard in Austin that has porportional spacing. . . ."

"Porportional spacing": Is that what they use at Sea World?

[Charles Henrickson]

And this is a rather large chunk.

I agree. Mary and Dan and the folks at SeeBS deposited a large chunk on our living room carpets, but we refused to step in it.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dan Rather was swift boated. . . .

Dan Rather was swift booted: he got a swift boot to the rear.

[js1138]

Only by accident. Never on porpoise.

[Charles Henrickson]

I hope she makes a mint off of this book.

At 1.5 pounds, it's a little light for a doorstop. But those 384 pages could line a lot of birdcages!

[Charles Henrickson]

She lost her f*cking job.

You mean THEY fired her, too?

[Charles Henrickson]

what's in the book? ok ok ok i'll borrow it from the library sometime, (can't buy it right now) but can ya drop a few juicy bits?

Mary likes to down highballs with Kitty Carlisle at some old hotel in New York.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm not saying she doesn't have credibility. . . .

OK, I'll say it. She doesn't have credibility.

[Gordongekko909]

Top 100!

And let me just say that I am honored to work for Karl Rove along with the rest of Free Republic. I mean, isn't it just sooooo cool that we take orders directly from him?

[PJ-Comix]

You need to check out the latest DUFU EDITION. It turns out that one of the WACKIER DUmmies on that thread, flyarm, was a Democrat Party delegate in 2004.

[PJ-Comix]

OOPS! I linked back to here again. Okay, check out the latest DUFU EDITION.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm not saying she doesn't have credibility, I just know enough ... To stop drinking from a poisoned well.

THIS Mary Mapes is the author of . . .

. . Fonts
.Drinker
OR THE SILLY SCAM

[Charles Henrickson]

check out the latest DUFU EDITION.

I intend to, PJ. Doing this one first. You sprung two on me while I was out all morning. (My 10-y.o. daughter had her tonsils taken out this morning. She outranks even the DUFUs. ;-)