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And now, the name of Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel's Children...

Brittany
Cassidy
Chloe
Cody
Dermott
Dylan
Heather
Hunter
Ian
Jordan
Katlin
Kendall
Kira
Lauren
Max
Morgan
Noah
Phil
Q-Bert
Rumer
Sash
Scout
Taylor
Tiffany
Wesley
Zoe

See any crossover?

1 posted on 08/12/2005 6:33:28 AM PDT by Phantom Lord
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And how many spellings of Kate-lynn are there?


73 posted on 08/12/2005 7:17:22 AM PDT by subterfuge (Obama, mo mama...er Osama-La bamba, uh, bama...banana rama...URP!---Ted Kennedy)
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Worst name I ever encountered in my classroom belonged to an illegal alien from Mexico: Elfago.


76 posted on 08/12/2005 7:20:50 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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Let's not forget Lexus, Mercedes and Porsche (I know, it should be Portia, but I've seen it spelled the former way too many times).

I don't think I need to note which columns those names appear in.


78 posted on 08/12/2005 7:30:52 AM PDT by Woman on Caroline Street (I'm not a canned good. Please don't label me.)
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Grandma named: Maida
Father named: Garwin

Where are they on the lists?


83 posted on 08/12/2005 7:38:08 AM PDT by dakine
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One of my best friends has a child (single mom, deadbeat dad, she's in the system now) and she named her Keyonna Skye. She told me this on the phone. Good thing, since we might not be friends anymore if she saw me rolling my eyes.


84 posted on 08/12/2005 7:39:58 AM PDT by Woman on Caroline Street (I'm not a canned good. Please don't label me.)
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Chloe

Hey, I resemble that remark.


86 posted on 08/12/2005 7:42:38 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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I just read through our local paper's birthday section.

Sincere Understanding (Last Name Deleted).
He has a sister named Maaliyah.

Excuse me while I barf.
(I shouldn't talk. We've been tossing around names for our future kids, and we agree on Cadence for a girl, since both of us walk to the beat of a different drum ourselves)


98 posted on 08/12/2005 8:49:26 AM PDT by Woman on Caroline Street (I'm not a canned good. Please don't label me.)
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I just read through our local paper's birthday section.

Sincere Understanding (Last Name Deleted).
He has a sister named Maaliyah.

Excuse me while I barf.
(I shouldn't talk. We've been tossing around names for our future kids, and we agree on Cadence for a girl, since both of us walk to the beat of a different drum ourselves)


99 posted on 08/12/2005 8:51:25 AM PDT by Woman on Caroline Street (I'm not a canned good. Please don't label me.)
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Ledgend has it that a farmer in east Texas named Hogg named his two daughters, IMA and SHEESA. I don't know if it is true, but it should be.


101 posted on 08/12/2005 9:19:12 AM PDT by Bar-Face
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The 20 Blackest Boy Names

6. Malik

13. Jamal

This is on the order of Jewish parents naming their kids "Siegfried" or "Brunnhilde."

110 posted on 08/12/2005 11:04:23 AM PDT by denydenydeny ("As a Muslim of course I am a terrorist"--Sheikh Omar Brooks, quoted in the London Times 8/7/05)
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