What moonbat libs look for in a "church": Don't mention the G-word too much

8/19/05 | Various deluded libs

[Antioch]

Their ignorance of the Bible is breathtaking. I've seen questions there such as "Do Christians eat ham on Easter as a way of getting back at the Jews?"

Some more astonishing DU questions..

Why Don't Most Congregations Applaud Their Church Choir?

Did Jesus Accept Himself as His Personal Lord & Savior? Believe on Himself?

Why has Christianity has given rise to people like Stalin, Hitler?

I would NEVER subject anybody to eternal damnation. So wouldn't that make me morally superior than God?

The Flood: What did God know and when did he know it?

Did Jesus experience a "survivor's guilt" when hundreds of male children were slaughtered because He was born?

Isn't the doctrine of original sin is simply the theological way of saying, "Nobody's perfect."

Atheists: Do You "Pray"?

Is the verse "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Psalm 137:9 KJV a special blessing from the Bible for Abortion Doctors?

Why would Jesus, a male, be chosen as the messiah? 70% of humans are female. If God wanted a human rep., wouldn't he pick the side that had the most representation?

Jesus is most powerful when we remove the nails that pin him up on a stained glass window, and place him into a fully human context

[dukeman]

Shocking, isn't it? Do you think people can naturally be that far out in left field theologically or do you think they need to consciously work on it? There is a huge, huge disconnect between the libs' conception of Christianity and what most people in America practice every day. Their minds are drenched in relativistic thinking and defiance of God. They are in for a surprise.

[Antioch]

They have the innate need to worship, yet they reject God.

That's it in a nutshell. A lot of the more bizarre theological speculations come from UU congregations or DUmmies in their 40s-50s who are coming to the slow realization that life isn't limitless as they thought it was their 20s. With mortality stalking them in a smaller and smaller neighborhood of their lives, they hunger for God's grace yet obstinantly refuse to let go of the autonomy they believe never failed them in the past.