"PROOF? We don' need no steenkin' PROOF!"
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List? Why search daily for the DUmmie FUnnies when it can be CONVIENTLY pinged to you?
Uh... Will? That ship left port a loooong time ago.
SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"
Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.
Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.
Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.
Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!
Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!
[Except when Democrats win.]
Very prescient, but also very disturbing when you think about it. That kind of mentality is difficult to understand, and certainly not healthy for the country.
NFP
THE PALM BEACH POKEY
Tune: The Hokey Pokey
You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That’s what it’s all about!
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That’s what it’s all about!
Charlie Henrickson, copyright 2000
A real loco motive.
"PROOF? We don' need no steenkin' PROOF!"
Allow me to point out this basic principle once again: The burden of proof (onus probationis) is on the accuser--in this case, to prove that it was not fair.
"If we cry "We Wuz Robbed" after every election we may soon lose our credibility."
What credibility?
Pitty pooper.
Hey, Schmidt happens.
Just for the halibut.
Or rather, just for the Halliburton.
DUmmie projection. The Dems are the longtime masters of vote fraud.
Hey, Skinner said no more talking about the Andy Stephenson Situation!
According to the Machinery of Democracy exhibit of the Museum of American History (americanhistory.si.edu), Clermont County in Ohio uses Optical Scan voting equipment. They way optical scan works is just like the SAT tests. Fill in the oval, and a machine reads the ballots. So they have a paper trail that can be machine counted or hand counted. AND, as we learned during the election last year, EVERY Ohio county has two election surpervisors, one Republican and one Democrat. Good luck getting the Democrat to go along with vote fraud in favor of the Republican, or vice versa.
My God, they really are DUmmies...
He's trying. Pitt's dancing as fast as he can.
A DUmmy parody
http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/wuz/2005/08/du_hackett_vict.html
I noticed that not ONE person addressed the L.F.T. (Lousy Freeper Troll) on this issue! I notice that a LOT!
Seems like almost any time a person raises a valid, rational point that goes against what they want to hear, it's either ignored or the person is battered, beaten, and sometimes banned!