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DUmmie FUnnies 07-13-05 ("If you could wish for one single 'Miracle' what would that be?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/13/2005 6:49:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson

"DUmmie goodlittleboy: "F*CK*N'G*DD*M%$#@%^&*())^%#!!!!!!"

That looks like a direct quote of his. LOL.


41 posted on 07/13/2005 8:23:45 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: PJ-Comix
GORE/DEAN in 2008!!!!!!!

AKA, "The Scream Team":


42 posted on 07/13/2005 8:31:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Please?!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Mocking the DUmmies like that. Honestly.

Was that guy obvious or what?

I am much more subtle...

43 posted on 07/13/2005 8:32:34 AM PDT by Paradox (Ipsum Pablum)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mine would be all of Bushco behind bars

I think all of DUmmieland must be in bars.

44 posted on 07/13/2005 8:34:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DU . . . I.)
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To: PJ-Comix
ROTFLOL !!!!!!

One wish and that's it ? DUmmies ...

45 posted on 07/13/2005 8:35:39 AM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Family's)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hmm... When you could wish for world peace and happiness, you wish for Al Gore... Hmm...

These guys are pretty effing stupid.

Keep it up DU!


46 posted on 07/13/2005 8:36:04 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mine would be all of Bushco behind bars, never to be resurrected again! EVER! That would be miracle enough for me, I could die a happy woman.

[Prepare yourself for a sad death.]

Priceless.

47 posted on 07/13/2005 8:37:06 AM PDT by pigsmith
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To: PJ-Comix
The miracle I wish for is the impeachment of Bush, Cheney, and the rest of his administration.

Then mine is President Denny Hastert.

48 posted on 07/13/2005 8:37:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Line of Secession.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Brothers and Sisters help me

That's, "hep me!"

If you're gonna do parody, get it right.

49 posted on 07/13/2005 8:41:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I do honestly believe, that Shrub was the "major calamity" that all the old seers and prophets predicted for the new millennium.

Nostradamus was a DUmmie?

50 posted on 07/13/2005 8:43:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I did not know that.)
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To: PJ-Comix; LUV W
We got a millennium chimp in 2000

Y2W.

51 posted on 07/13/2005 8:46:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Our Glorious Emperor, Chimpus Khan! All hail, King Chimpy!)
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a place where I can have my bare butt swatted with palm leaves by half naked hula girls

Is that you, Rosie O'Donnell?

52 posted on 07/13/2005 8:48:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Not a good mental image.)
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Half naked hula guys for me.

Is that you, dirtybenburch?

53 posted on 07/13/2005 8:49:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Not a good mental image.)
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Half naked hula guys for me.

Sorry, ben, I hear Kucinich is getting married this summer.


54 posted on 07/13/2005 8:59:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Not a good mental image.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It's been a long time since I've posted on one of these great threads you've given us.

I see you're still rockin'! Thanks for these. It gives me real hope that we'll see some of the greatest comedy in history during the next few elections -considering our opponent. If more FReepers who are worried about us losing ground would read these, they'd worry no more.

"They're funniest when they lose." --Rush Limbaugh.


55 posted on 07/13/2005 9:01:29 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: PJ-Comix
"You fell asleep last night before the votes were counted - Gore won!" Then I look at the newspaper and sure enough he did win. All of this had been but a dream.

But what if somebody else has a dream that Kerry won? Can they be co-Presidents?

56 posted on 07/13/2005 9:03:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I guess in Dreamland they can.)
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painless 95% reduction in human population

Is that you, Josef Mengele?

You pro-abort people are doing a good job at that.

57 posted on 07/13/2005 9:06:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'm thinking white Christians won't be among the Fantastic Five %.)
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The bad guys always fear and want to destroy the good guys

That's a good one, considering the nonstop parade of bile known as DU.

Barbara in a trailer home somewhere.

You're wishing she was a Democrat? And so much for the left's famous compassion for the poor who've been victimized by evil republicans, I guess.

KKKarl has a bad habit of trying to destroy anyone, or anything, that threatens to derail the neocon's grand plans...Folks like Howard Dean, Joe Wilson and Al Gore!

I think he means KKK Byrd, but anyhow, how exactly did Rove "try to destroy" any of those three? Oh, right, it's DU--any Democrat who self-destructs is a victim of some Republican--that Marxist economics (any success by one person is due to the failure of another) translated into public life.

form listening to Limbaugh

The obsession with Limbaugh these people have is fascinating. I love the guy, but look at his ratings, it's not like every American listens to him daily. Of course, lop off 99% of his audience and you have the combined listenership of all liberal talkers...

To win the lotto

Well we know it wouldn't be "get a good job". Scratch a DUmmie who's always screaming about economic justice, find someone jealous of the millionaire lifestyle he's always decrying.

58 posted on 07/13/2005 9:19:04 AM PDT by Dr.Hilarious (If Al Qaeda took over the judiciary and mainstream media, would we know the difference?)
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LOL! You are certainly on today! The DUmmies should just combine all their dreams and maybe they could come up with one good one!
59 posted on 07/13/2005 9:22:12 AM PDT by CAluvdubya ("The cause of freedom will prevail" George W Bush -7/11/05)
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painless 95% reduction in human population

"Mr. President, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens.
It would not be difficult, mein Fuhrer! A computer could be set and programmed to accept
factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills.
There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for
those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! Ahhhh!"


60 posted on 07/13/2005 9:27:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh?)
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