DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Krodg]

Thanks. I wanted to check the dates and the amounts. Any help is appreciated.

[CFC__VRWC]

scotch. start about 3pm. you'll be out by 9

Only a DUmmie could start hitting the sauce at 3 PM (I'd include Ted Kennedy in that group, except the scotch bottle is the first thing he grabs when he lumbers out of bed in the morning).

Must be nice not having to work for a living.

[speed_addiction]

speed_addiction managed to snag them before they disappeared down the memory hole.

I have copies of the radiology report also. As does my bud at Johns Hopkins and my doctor girlfriend Yvette.

She wonders why a biopsy was not already done by his Seattle Doctor if they suspected cancer. It would have been listed in the history, even if it was a diagnosis from another hospital. Gives the doctor reviewing the report an idea what to look for, since things that look "borderline" normal would be ignored.

Her diagnosis? Pancreatitis.

[lutz]

Drat, they really are gone. I wonder if photobucket threw them up because of all the traffic or Undie pulled them?

Original DUmmie thread with checks posted here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3644906&mesg_id=3644906

Post them again please, speed?

[speed_addiction]

They are on the hard drive in my system at home. I have to make a quick run there in a bit. I will upload them then.
Copy them quick because the Memory Hole, Shredders and Silencers are working at Hyperspeed on this one.

[Charles Henrickson]

I put in my vote for moving the AndyScam updates here to continue the saga!

I agree. For many folks, it must be daunting to face a thread of some 1700+ posts. This way, people can get up to speed quickly here with a few succinct recaps and a link to the previous thread, which I like to call, Undie the Fundee: The Mother Of All DUFUs, but which is officially called . . .

DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)

The saga continues!

[lutz]

According to flyarm as posted on CU, it was a hospital in Undies home state that diagnosed it as cancer. She saw and faxed the medical report per say!

See here (though I know you did since you were posting there ;3 ):

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6331&page=14&pp=20

[Krodg]

Thanks. I'll be watching for them.

[finnman69]

If I was him I would listen to Air America nonstop until it put me to sleep.

"BUSH HITLER CHIMP, FURHER, NAZI, FASCIST, BLACKBOX VOTING, OHIO FRAUD, MIHOP, Jeff Gannon, John conyers, michael moore, moveo......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

[steve-b]

The checklist reference is to the Magnetic Ink Character Recognition (MICR) numbers printed along the bottom of the check. Look at the bottom of the checks in your checkbook, and you'll see what I mean.

[epow]

So, to recap: No sleep since April, rotten stomach, torn up back. I've reached that insomnia point where I am psyching myself out; I got no sleep the night before last, spent yesterday writing a PDA action alert and a 30-minute speech transcript, drove two hours to do the speech, gave the speech, did a three-hour Q&A, talked to people for another hour, drove two more hours to get home, and by the time I got back here I was literally quivering with exhaustion.

Ouch! What a list of ailments. It must really be a pain in the keester to go through life as a DUmmy.

[finnman69]

Also

Reading any of his longwinded, badly written, arrogant screeds should put him to sleep.

[steve-b]

No; that's the thread with the "medical report" (that isn't on letterhead and doesn't bear any signatures). The thread with the Generic Cashiers[sic] Check images is at http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3645000&mesg_id=3645000

Someone tried to warn the DUmmies (pointing out the absence of the MICR numbers and name/address of the issuing institution). Of course, this message was deleted (though several DUmmies had already attacked the messenger for daring to question Andy's integrity).

[epow]

But I laid awake until 6:37am (I remember looking at the clock), popped awake an 8, 9, 10 before finally giving up and getting up at 11. I can barely see straight right now, my stomach feels like it has snakes in it, my back is killing me so I can't exercise...and I know for a stone fact that I won't be able to sleep again. Tried a nap an hour or so ago. Came thiiiiiiiis close to dropping of and then popped awake.

I don't know much about reactions to drugs, but isn't Pitt's combination of physical and mental distress symptomatic of crystal meth addiction?

[CSM]

"spent yesterday writing a PDA action alert and a 30-minute speech transcript, drove two hours to do the speech, gave the speech, did a three-hour Q&A, talked to people for another hour, drove two more hours to get home, and by the time I got back here I was literally quivering with exhaustion."

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I just realized that what has him literally quivering with exhaustion is 8 hours plus writing a speech and action alert. Let's see, his speech's are probably all from the same outline and considering the possible audience, not a ton of work was necessary for it. What does it take to write an action alert? About 10 minutes.

So, about 9 hours of actual work had this DUmmie literally quivering with exhaustion. No wonder they consider socialism paradise!

[epow]

Cancel your appointments. Don't listen to TV or radio. Turn off your cell phone. Rent some funny movies.

Or read a few DUFU threads if laughter will do the trick. I haven't seen a film as funny as this episode of DUFU since the theaters stopped running Three Stooges shorts before the feature film.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

Go To An Acupuncturist ASAP

Acupuncture? Ha! That's a scam too! From one scam right into the next!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4508597.stm

[Allosaurs_r_us]

it's raining little white puff balls out here.

 

Sandy, Is it cottonwoods? If that is the case you're probly in for a weeks worth. I have the same prob every year. I'm all for cuttin every single one of them down and grinding them into sawdust. Screw the envirowhackos. Cottonwoods serve no helpful purpose that I can see at all.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Try this URL....it will have everything you need to know as a new member........

 

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[Not A Snowbird]

I think they are. They look like little whispy cotton balls, and they are wreaking havoc with my sinuses.

Cut 'em down!!! Grind 'em up! Plant pine trees!