DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I notice that Andy NEVER corrected his shills (led by Pied Piper Pitt) when they claimed that he had pancreatic cancer.

[Charles Henrickson]

Haven't they already cleaned out their penny jars and sent it all to Scamdy?

I think this, too, may be eating at Pitt: Less money available for PDA.

[SCALEMAN]

Sleepless and embattled, Useful Pundidiot Pitt contemplates his next step.

And if he were in Seattle, we could caption it 'Sleepless in Seattle'.

[ProudGOP]

Put me on the list. This past few days have been too good to miss.

[KJC1]

See my #1106. We cannot be the only ones who have noticed this "illusion by innuendo" by now.

Undie needs to answer that question point-blank, yes or no. This is the crux if the whole matter. If he doesn't have cancer, this whole rigamarole is over. That means no cancer specialists, no cancer surgery at JH, no justification for raising $50K+.

[franksolich]

Excepting that $50,000 might be bail money.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #672.

[The Right Stuff]

An AndyScam ping - you guys have really ferreted out this story!

[KJC1]

That is hilarious! Superb job!

[NonLinear]

And send that $20.00 cashier's check to me! I am coincidentally only $20.00 from proving massive fraud in the Undie Scam!

[SCALEMAN]

I notice that Andy NEVER corrected his shills (led by Pied Piper Pitt) when they claimed that he had pancreatic cancer

That's true, he has never come out on either side of it, either actually saying he has pancreatic cancer or it is benign. I go back (can't remember the dates and don't want to wade back in the timeline) when he posted about the possible diagnoses, and from that time forward there was no mention from him about what it actually was.

This is why I mentioned that he may have gotten caught up in it after money started coming in. Remember they were soliciting prior to the 'cancer' finding which he has never affirmed.

I am working on a possible explaination of how this came about, but it is just mental at present and need to put it down and look it over.

[KJC1]

New Question Upon Which To Chew:

Where did Undie spend the night of May 9th?

We have the following:

1) Undie posted that "Mister Smith" is checking in
2) But the surgery wasn't "cancelled" until the next day
3) Does anyone believe that they tucked him in for the night in his hospital room, then, the next morning said, "You need to go down to Finance and pay before we can start."

I think this is yet another big hole in the story. Thoughts?

[Charles Henrickson]

DAMP HANKIES . . . . . . . BEG CRYIN

What if someone you never met,
someone you never saw,
and his friend who never stopped talking
were asking you for money?

SLEEPLESS
AND SKEDADDLE

[halieus]

PPPitt looks so sad in that picture. He doesn't seem to ever have any fun.

I really am starting to feel sorry for him. I think Undie played him like a hooked trout.

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIELAND NOW HAS 176 PAYING MEMBERS! 1,000 THE GOAL!

THE "BOYS" HAD A GOOD TIME IN HOBOKEN YESTERDAY!



DUmmieland quiet at the moment, but this recently posted:

Stephanie (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-05 10:22 AM Response to Reply #40 80. Thanks for showing us Hoboken, betty It's so cool. Loved it. Good to see you and fun to meet Joan. Haven't heard from those boys since they drove off yesterday afternoon. They were both low on sleep. Miss them already!

[KJC1]

Whose the best doing the timeline? Maybe we should designate them the timeline CZAR, and all link info, changes and additions should be directed to The Timeline CZAR.

Great idea. I think I've proven that I should not be allowed to be the Czarina, with my pathetic attempts at inserting links.

[PJ-Comix]

One thing that really pisses me off BIGTIME about this whole AndyScam scandal. Andy has allowed buku bucks to be raised for him for a PHONY cancer problem. Just a FEW MINUTES ago I heard Laura Ingraham mention on the air that she might have to undergo chemotherapy in order to prevent the spread of her breast cancer.

What kind of slime allows sympathy for cancer victims to be used as a scam to raise money? Meanwhile, Laura Ingraham, who actually does have cancer problems is the one truly deserving of our prayers.

Prayers to Laura Ingraham!!!

[KJC1]

Stephanie (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-05 10:22 AM Response to Reply #40 80. Thanks for showing us Hoboken, betty It's so cool. Loved it. Good to see you and fun to meet Joan. Haven't heard from those boys since they drove off yesterday afternoon. They were both low on sleep. Miss them already!

Am I missing something here? I thought they took the PATH train or whatever it is. Where did the car come from, lol?

[halieus]

Would professionally-printed bank cashier's checks have the grammatical error "cashiers" check on them?

It's possible Scamdy may have purchased a low-amount cashier's check as a reference.

Then he reproduced it, with appropriate info (and errors, as the case may be).

I don't think Undie's a complete idiot, but I think a) he far overestimates his abilities and b) thinks he's smarter than everyone else. Perhaps he honestly believes he will never be caught. What would that be -- sociopathic?

[Charles Henrickson]

Prayers to Laura Ingraham!!!

I don't think that would do much good, PJ. :-)

Better to pray for her, to the one true God.