Laura Bush Creates Massacre at Free Republic

Counterjab ^ | 05/06/2005 | Chris Davis

[Gabz]

When my husband got home from work Sunday afetrnoon he was telling me about how all the talk shows were raving about what a great show she had put on Saturday night..........he couldn't believe it when I told him what was taking place on FR.

[Tax-chick]

Global warming ... it's George Bush's fault.

[Gabz]

It must be, 'cause, fershur t'aint my fault!!!!

[Scenic Sounds]

Hell, compared to the Schiavo threads, the ones about Laura's standup were a visit to gramma's house.

There's an underlying reality to all this, though. I've seen folks who seem to be so emotionally connected to one particular political leader or another that any criticism of the leader prompts a response that seems exaggerated and way out of proportion. And, I've seen other folks for whom faith seems to no longer hold any mystery, wonder or doubt - without hesitation, they speak about spiritual matters with a level of absolute certainty that might be expected only from someone who has already been to Heaven and back many times.

Anyway, the upshot is that the forum has become a very uncomfortable place for some very good people. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

You're typing like King Prout ... get more antioxidants!

[KC Burke]

Samwise,
Would you and steve-b autograph your monitor screens with crayon and send them to me? I'll go on that antique and collectable show and see if we can put the price up for a future offering on Ebay and we can split the take.

Thanking you in advance,

KC Burke

[tongue-tied]

Typical liberal, taking joy in the misfortune of others.

sssaaaaarrrrrrrcasmmmmmmmm

Nice job yet again, btw.

[gopwinsin04]

lol, Those five days in a row of Laura speech threads were venturing into self parody fast....

[Sam Cree]

I love posting without reading, but sometimes it makes a fool of you...think I did the same on one last week - when I read the article all the way through, it had George Bush blasting gays for using too much energy in their gay bars with garish lighting, plus labeled the Prius as a "gay" car, which was excellent.

[joesbucks]

As we drove by a farm field the other day, my wife asked if that's what you grab when you milk a male horse. My car had to be towed out of the ditch.

She said she thought it was funny having the President walking up to Mr. Ed and, well, taking the anatomy inferred and milking away.

[joesbucks]

Er, that maroon, IS writer33

[floriduh voter]

jim robison bigoted? what a crock!

[Gabz]

....get more antioxidants!

Now, if you had recommended more intoxicants I would take you up on it!!!!

[Tax-chick]

It's 5 o'clock somewhere ...

[uncleshag]

[Gabz]

As a matter of fact, you're right.

We're getting ready to head out for our weekly Friday afternoon date time complete with adult beverages and trivia!!!!

It's an absolutely miserable day, so there will most likely be rouwdy crowd......what they call in the construction industry, a liquor front!

[uncleshag]

Thanking you for the ping, MeekOne.

Forgetting my manners comes easy after
resorting to FReeper cannabalism. :-)

Needs more salt.
Got milk?
Got toothpicks?

[MikefromOhio]

LOL!!

That is about an accurate assessment of the mess of the past week that I think I will see LOL...

[Tax-chick]

LOL - have a great afternoon, and drive carefully :-).

[MJY1288]

I think this satirical piece is just what this place needed to break the ice. every now and then we have to sit back and have a good laugh at ourselves, But not me, I'm still offended :-)

Good job writer33