DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-05 ("The right punishment for the Bush Mob after exposure?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[visualops]

the men who thought up the two-war budget and Starwars and PNAC and engineered 9/11 and brought war to so many countries so that they and their clients could profit - the men of Enron and Halliburton and Carlyle - the creators of Bin Ladin and the War On Terror - the destroyers of the American dream and the American dollar - the true kingpins of the crack and heroine trades..

The DUmmies just need to realize they are living in a Matrix controlled by the Rove Machines. Bwuahahhahah!

[franksolich]

As of about 8:00 this morning (Monday morning) the DUmmies were alleging $23,500 of the "needed" $25,000 had been raised.

And of course, yes, we all wish the DUmmie Andy Stephenson well in his efforts in combatting allegedly pancreatic ills; not only because he provides us amusement, but also because he is after all someone valuable to God.

But all that aside, one has to be dubious of the DUmmies.

I know for a fact that at least $550 of those pledges towards that $25,000 will not be paid; I was not one of the culprits, but I know six who are. (I kept out of this in DUmmieland, because I made myself "too high-profile" over here in Free Republic, about this issue.)

My predictions, based upon long-time and constant observation of humanity, is that (a) the DUmmies will sooner or later allege they have raised the $25,000.

After which will come (b) the DUmmies will have to raise funds to send the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, who is currently cavorting around Ohio and Tennessee, to Maryland--travel costs money. And of course he will want his mom there, too, and that incurs hotel and restaurant bills.

About the same time will come (c) the DUmmies not really having raised the needed $25,000, will turn whatever money over to the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, who will then proceed to make flight- and hotel-arrangements for himself and some boyfriends (I have nothing personal against the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, but my connections tell me he is a "submissive" sort, information we all should know) at some gay playground.

And then a couple of weeks later, (d) the DUmmie Andy Stephenson will go hat-in-hand to the Washington (state) Department of Social Services, taking whatever they will give him, for medical treatment.

HOWEVER, the DUmmie Andy Stephenson will have to "explain" this fund-raised income, which in most states would render him ineligible for free medical care. (As you know, I made sure of that; certified mail.)

I was stunned that DUmmieland allowed this fund-raiser to occur, although the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" did allow them only one thread, and the DUmmies spent the whole weekend screaming for more threads, because the one thread had gotten too long.

The Grand DUmmie "Skinner"--obviously the brains of the outfit--and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" must have been out of the office, when the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" gave this permission.

The incredibly boring DUmmie PUndidiot "William Pitt" finally got involved, over the weekend, managing to give the fund-raisers two more threads on which to rouse up some cash. In the first, he submitted a "rough draft" of a request for money, which of course elicited responses, and in the second, he submitted a "final copy" of a request for money, which of course elicited more responses.

So the DUmmie fund-raisers detoured around the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" anyway.



Bah, humbug.

[Not A Snowbird]

the men who stole the elections of 1980,

What the...???

Crack does nasty things to a person's brain, doesn't it?

[Paradox]

I get it now, DU is a giant CCJ, CyberCircleJerk.

I think the appropriate punishement would be the same one that was administered to the previous occupant of the White House.... that is, absolutely nothing.

[TheBigB]

I vote for the Napoleon Dynamite Solution

Sweet. :)

[Not A Snowbird]

You'll find that Jimmy Carter conceded defeat before the polls were ever closed in Calif.

Obviously, Karl Rove got to him. :-)

[MikefromOhio]

wow it's the DUmmies at their best...

I can't believe anyone actually BEEEEELIIIIEEEVVVEEEESSSS like they do :)

[SoothingDave]

This Can Be Their New Home: The UN Prison at the Palace of Peace in the Hague. Home of convicted war criminals. pResidential pardons not accepted.

The Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings

SD

[Cyclopean Squid]

That's a good one! I'm a fan of this one too:

[Cyclopean Squid]

Here's another:

[cripplecreek]

Ive always been partial to the name "Chimpus Khan".

[weegee]

There is not a chance in hell of a Bush impeachment yet the DUmmie Moon Bats are already arguing what type of punishment should be given to Bush

That is because deep in their psyche, they are sadists. Frustrated with their own political leadership, they seek a physical release by crushing the head of puppies and burning ants with a magnifying lens (something you already quoted in an earlier DUmmie Funnies). Barring committing such sadistic violence against animals and insects smaller than them, they will fantasize about ways to torture humans.

And they mock compasionate conservativism? F. these nazis.

[PJ-Comix]

What you have shown us, here, PJ, are the rantings of the armies of the night.

What I want is for the GENERAL PUBLIC to learn about the Liberals descent into insanity. The MSM still portrays the Liberals as having common sense. I want the GENERAL PUBLIC to learn, in a highly entertaining way, just how far gone the lunacy of the Liberals has gone in THEIR OWN WORDS.

Calling Mary Matalin: Book deal, Book deal, Book deal!

[weegee]

The men who plundered the nation - twice, once in the 1980s, then again after the 2000 coup

At least he has the brains to realize that THESE were not the men who plundered the nation in the 1990s. That would be Bill Clinton and the boys. Happened on a local and federal level. Enron could have been exposed far earlier.

Such lies of omission make it seem like only Republican Presidencies have any economic scandals, booms, or busts.

[weegee]

...the men who stole the elections of 1980, 2000 and 2004

Again, at least he has the brains to realize that these were not the men who stole the 1960 election.

And LBJ's earlier victory with the mysterious "Box 13" has now been explained as "both sides were cheating so it was fair for them to win by fraud".

[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmies just need to realize they are living in a Matrix controlled by the Rove Machines.

Good analysis. The DUmmies are living in a Matrix where everything they see and believe is nothing but an illusion being fed to them. Welcome to the DUmmie Matrix.

[Holicheese]

I had heard that. It was full of Clinton croonies from top to bottom.
Covered up $ billions in bad loans. I lost a lot of the value of my stock because of fraud.
The other is Global Crossing. Democrat croonies filled the ranks of that company. Former head of the DNC was a big winner in that one.

[rockrr]

I like that one!

I'm gonna print it out, nice & big, and hang it in my office....

This oughta confound the loopy leftists that I work with ;'}

[OSHA]

[weegee]

Are you SURE that isn't Andy RICHTER returning to NBC?