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Warning to Newt Gingrich: DUmmies Plan To Pie You Next Wednesday
DUmmieland | April 15, 2005 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/15/2005 4:24:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich

Belly Girl is way cuter.


21 posted on 04/15/2005 8:51:36 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Senate switchboard: 202-225-3121. Reach out and complain to someone.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A few years back, pie-wielding punks hit S.F. mayor Willie Brown. One of the three assailants had her clavicle broken by security guards who pinned her to the podium Brown was standing at, and she bitched and moaned about that. They made a big joke of it at the trial, with their attorneys cracking wise about how pies were better than guns, but the laughing stopped when they were sentenced to at least five months in the county jail.

Brown, who sparked the ire of the looney lefties by not changing the policy on the homeless from the previous mayor, was dead serious about the incident from the beginning. He said that the only difference between what happened to him and a mugging was the pie.

It's my personal opinion that when someone approaches you with malice because of your speaking publicly on an issue, you should have the right to righteously clock them, be they male or female, be they armed or unarmed. It's an infringment on speech and discourages free speech. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

22 posted on 04/15/2005 9:27:23 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Honestly - would anybody be surprised if it was revealed George Felos is a necrophiliac?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just checked, and that thread is still active. As of right now, here are the suggestions for the pie and it is noted that DU mods have left this thread up:

(I'm just mentioning the ones that could cause injury/harm beyond being hit with a regular pie)

**steaming turd pie
**concrete
**brick covered in meringue
**razorblade
**human feces pie (an insinuation of such)
**marble (using "real marble")
**tick pie
**brick
**gasoline


23 posted on 04/16/2005 7:21:05 AM PDT by KJC1
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To: KJC1

I'll make that list a little better, adding the DUmmies' names for each suggestion:

**steaming turd pie / Aiptasia
**concrete / jeff30997
**brick covered in meringue / punpirate
**razorblade / name not needed
**human feces pie (an insinuation of such) / matcom
**marble (using "real marble") / kodi
**tick pie / arwalden
**brick / goodboy
**gasoline / mitchum


24 posted on 04/16/2005 7:28:24 AM PDT by KJC1
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To: PJ-Comix

One way to stop it is to have a security person with rubber bullets and ready to rock and roll.


25 posted on 04/17/2005 10:02:40 AM PDT by Logical me (Oh, well!!!)
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To: rdb3

"Newt needs to carry a 9mm and terminate anyone who assaults him."

You're damned right! He kills a few of those punkass kids they'll learn some respect!


26 posted on 04/26/2005 11:51:21 AM PDT by damiansatana
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To: KJC1
That DUmmie thread should probably be sent to Harvard campus police, if they have their own dept, or whichever agency has jurisdiction there.

Clue in the Massachusetts State Police, as well. I'm sure they have jurisdiction everywhere in the state.

27 posted on 04/26/2005 12:25:40 PM PDT by Tree of Liberty (requiescat in pace, President Reagan)
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To: rdb3
Newt needs to carry a 9mm and terminate anyone who assaults him.

I was thinking the same thing.

It wouldn't go over well politically, but a few of these clowns being dropped as they menacingly approach various speakers with 'who knows what intention' and 'who knows what they have in their hand' and this crap would stop.

How about bodyguards with Tazers? Now I'd pay to see the film clip of some long-haired 20 year old Liberal Arts Major maggot flopping around on the stage like a fish that had been 'landed' as 50,000 Volts go through him on the evening news. In fact, it would make a great repetitious clip for FR.

28 posted on 04/26/2005 12:36:30 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: DoctorMichael

"It wouldn't go over well politically, but a few of these clowns being dropped as they menacingly approach various speakers with 'who knows what intention' and 'who knows what they have in their hand' and this crap would stop."

So what? A custard or Kool Whip pie could injure someone. You don't think that's worth shooting them?


29 posted on 04/26/2005 12:42:00 PM PDT by damiansatana
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To: damiansatana
.......So what?........

I said, "......a few of these clowns being dropped......". Did you take the time to read my post?

.........A custard or Kool Whip pie could injure someone.......

I didn't say that it wouldn't. Once again, Did you take the time to read my post?

........You don't think that's worth shooting them?........

So I'm to assume that you think there wouldn't be any political fallout?

30 posted on 04/26/2005 1:09:25 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: DoctorMichael

Okay, and there was fallout when Sharon allowed the Phalangists into the refugee camps at Sabra and Shatila. They got the job done though. Wiped them damned near all out. That's efficiency.


31 posted on 04/26/2005 1:17:49 PM PDT by damiansatana
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To: damiansatana
Try to stick to the subject.

Just to remind you, we're talking about 1) Pies, 2) Newt, 3) A possible Presidential run.

Not Israel.

32 posted on 04/26/2005 1:23:38 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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