----Steve, she's gonna latch onto you like one of those little plastic vomit aliens in the old Star Trek and enslave you mind and body.----
Posted on 02/24/2005 5:06:47 PM PST by PJ-Comix
"steve2470 Donating member (1000+ posts)
6. oh yeah, a little more info: she's 45, has two young kids, the father of the kids was abusive to them and is now barred from seeing them, and she's been married 3 times, as I have. I'm sure she's had 1000's of men interested and hundreds of dates. She's also in my same business."
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They BOTH have been married 3 times???? There's a match made in heaven!
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #623.
LOL
Not going to touch that line....nope....ain't gonna do it......can't make me......no way.
LOL
"Hey, we kid because we love."
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LOL!
Why do I get the feeling that this is all made up and he is actually trying to get the DUmmy girls to talk to him.
"It's probably all a con to get chicks."
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Ya think? LOL.
...and she's been married 3 times, as I have. I'm sure she's had 1000's of men interested and hundreds of dates. She's also in my same business.
Steve, she's gonna latch onto you like one of those little plastic vomit aliens in the old Star Trek and enslave you mind and body. Then again, with 6 marriages between the two of you, it could be a match made in dysfunctional heaven...
...she's been married 3 times, as I have...
Isn't that sweet. You can both be your fourth...it's like Karma, man...written in the stars...it was meant to be.
----Steve, she's gonna latch onto you like one of those little plastic vomit aliens in the old Star Trek and enslave you mind and body.----
Or - he might wish to get more exposure here on FR if the DUmmies link this thread over there; like the last time. Hee hee.
Awww!!! That's cute!!
Is she sighted?
with this silver tongued approach I don't know how Dummie steve can possibly fail.
"DUmmie steveR2D2 gets a second date with her and doesn't make a move on this desperate woman, he's toast. She'll know for sure he's gay."
Hey now, don't be dissin' R2D2 like that. R2 is the man!
As for C3PO, well, I never really knew what to make of him.
Strangely, in order to get an answer for this conundrum, our intrepid Steve assumes that:
1) There are drop-dead gorgeous females reading this; and
2) Said females will give him an unbiased answer.
Sadly, Steve is in for life's lesson #7 - drop dead beautiful women don't, as a matter of habit, give advise to the lovelorn on internet forums inhabited by Dummies.
Thanks for playing the game Steve, we have some wonderful parting gifts for you.....
You rock for having that handy!
She's not laughing with you, steve; she's laughing at you.
you are totally bad.
my eyes burn!
Secretary: "I don't know if this will work out, I'm afraid I'll come home one day and find you screwing the toaster..."
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