DUmmie FUnnies 02-09-05 ("Gore-Clark 2008")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 9, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I see a DUmmie FUnnies book as a launching pad for a Gore-Clark Comedy Act. With this team in play, a DUmmie FUnnies book is sure to be a hit so if you are a literary agent or book publisher, contact me at: PJ-Comix.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Amityschild]

FIRST!

[mental]

[GraceCoolidge]

Hey at last I get in early on this one!!!

[Jet Jaguar]

One of your best.

[BerniesFriend]

Wow..Gore/Clark should kick butt...

[benice]

GORE???

[mental]

[carlr]

Maybe now that Dems finally seem to have woken up about playing nice vs smear politics, we'll smear back. I know I will.

He must have not been watching C^BS.

[MadIvan]

They are incredibly stupid. Gore is a retread. If the Republicans choose someone fresh like Mark Sanford, he'd be done for.

Clark received Michael Moore's endorsement. He also has an impulse control problem. Enough said.

Regards, Ivan

[mountaineer]

They actually blame the liberal Democrat lapdog "corporate media" for making Gore look like a maniac - that's the funniest aspect of their paranoia. Sorry, folks, Albert can be whack all by his own bad self.

[maggief]

[LibSnubber]

I think Gore might be considered damaged goods...

A candidate who's damaged goods for a party that's damaged goods... By George, they've got it - that's the ticket!

[ml1954]

Dumb and Dumber in 2008.

[shezza]

Gore-Clark 2008. Gore has the name recognition and the following, and his Presidency was interrupted by a corrupt Supreme Court. He is owed, besides the fact that he is probably the best political candidate - at the very least one of the very best political candidates - that Democrats have.

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-Percy Bysshe Shelley
"Ozymandias"

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

[ml1954]

The perception of him through the media is that of an unhinged person on the verge of madness.

The MSM actually do get it right sometimes. And even a blind squirrel occasionally finds an acorn.

[ReeWalker]

I don't think many Dems or newbies here at DU even know they can't vote anymore. So I see a lot of hoping to get something from Santa when he's been killed and his body stuffed in the chimney.

Santa is DEAD and stuffed in the chimney??? OH THE HORROR!!!!!

[Future Snake Eater]

As to Clark, it is always fun to count how few times the fired ex-general’s eyes blink.

LOL!

[techcor]

That theme has been rehashed by the Democrats for every election for about the last 70 years

Yep. I also predict their candidate will be bringing "Hope, Help, and Hemp". Also, their candidate will be a "rock star, rap star, and country-western star (they will try to cover all bases). Last prediction. Their candidate will be 1/2 African-American and 1/8 everything else (1/8 Hispanic, 1/8 Asian, 1/8 Smurfonian....).