ZIMBABWE WANTS FAT AMERICAN TOURISTS TO WORK OFF POUNDS ON PLANTATIONS

https://www.freemarketnews.com ^ | Jan 20, 2005 | by staff reports

[Petronski]

Mugabe is the disease. May I present the cure:

[JesseHousman]

Ah, Zimbabwe in the springtime! Or is it Zimbabyou. Or Zimbabme?

At any rate it, along with the rest of Africa, is sliding into the dustbin of history. But not to worry. The US will continue to throw billions into that same dustbin.

[Feiny]

Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

[rockabyebaby]

"Whatever it is they are drinking, it must be some good hooch."

LOL!

[rockabyebaby]

"I thought whites weren't welcome in Zimbabwe."

They'll make an exception for fatties!

[atomicpossum]

Idi Amin was a cannibal.

Beats selling Amway.

[Feiny]

Doc said when I was little I used to eat a lot of aggression.....and a lot of cheeseburgers!

[TXBSAFH]

White is not the color they want, it is green as in dollars.

[Shqipo]

Does Mugabe get any residuals when this becomes another farcical Reality TV Show?

[Sam Cree]

Bush's fault

[JRandomFreeper]

Where is Carlos the Jackal when you need him?

In a French prison. What did I win?

/john

[Corin Stormhands]

The government wants to set up a program to bring in some of the over one billion overweight people world-wide, and have them work off the pounds by doing free farm labor on land seized from white farmers.

Didn't we fight a war over something like this?

[King Prout]

this is utterly insane.

alas, Rhodesia.

[Billthedrill]

Read it three times - still not convinced it isn't a parody. The original idea behind redistribution of the land was that there was more labor available than land. That turns out not to be the case. What there was and continues to be an overabundance of is thieves, and they're running out of things to steal.

Socialism has always had at its root the notion that the unproductive have some sort of claim on the productive, that the only difference between the two is theft, and that the remedy is theft back the other direction. And this is the inevitable result.

Pitched right, however, we could get some use out of this. Remember the "sandalistas" - the leftist dupes who went down to Nicaragua to pick coffee so that set of thieves wouldn't be embarrassed? We put ads in every alternative newspaper around that here is an opportunity to uphold "social justice" in Africa and infuriate those wascally Wepublicans and the evil KKKorporations...they'd fall for it. They're that stupid.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

They'll make an exception for fatties!

Maybe they want to eat them. ;)

[Feiny]

I'm gonna be a LEAN, MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE!!!

[rockabyebaby]

"Maybe they want to eat them. ;)"

Exactly!!

[spiffy]

Mugabe can't be all that bad. Lately he's been seen carrying around a book called 'To Serve Man'.

[Walkingfeather]

I like the one on the right ... I think it will really bring out his eyes.....

[television is just wrong]

Should have not displaced you farmers. SILLY!