DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-05 ("To the Believers")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

HAPPY NEW YEAR everybody! I hope you all made your New Year's Resolutions. My resolution was to make a literary agent and a publishing company VERY RICH by publishing a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert). To make my Resolution come true, a literary agent or book publisher need only contact me at: PJ-Comix.

No AM DUFU edition tomorrow but, fear not, there should be a PM edition. To keep yourself updated on the latest DUmmie FUnnies editions as they go online, just asked to be place on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[William of Orange]

happy new year! and thanx for all the laughs you continue to bring exposing the DUmp's idiocy!

[Raffus]

PJ - these posts are more than funny. Thanks for all your hard work on this.

[squidward]

These clowns just don't get it do they?!?!

[codercpc]

I cannot wait to read DUmmie FUnnies on Friday after the realization of the House and Senate electoral votes sets in!!!

Please rest your fingers for the typing as we watch them eat their own for not standing up and contesting the election!!!

[KoRn]

Happy New Year. Looking forward to a good year of the DU FU in '05!!

[NonLinear]

PJ,

I think that in light of the electoral AND popular majorities, Chimpus Khan should be elevated to Chimpus Maximus!

-Karl Rove

(Sorry NonLinear - needed to hijack your account for a moment from my satelite link here at Command Central, in the eye of the Perfect Rovian Storm - it is now returned to your control. Man these black boxes work great!)

[NeoCaveman]

[Close your eyes real hard and maybe you can wish away the Evil Reign of our Glorious Emperor, Chimpus Kahn.]

Chimpus Khan would make one heck of a screen name.

[PJ-Comix]

Happy New Year. BTW, I was just reading about the ORIGINAL William of Orange and his successors in The First Salute by Barbara Tuchman.

[fastattacksailor]

"Welcome to DUmmieland. Welcome to the world of impossibilities."

Welcome to LA-LA land, too!

[sydneycarton]

[This thread is dedicated to all those Japanese soldiers who fought on in tiny South Pacific islands long after WWII was over.]

I swear, the same thought was going through my mind as I was reading this DUmmie's ramblings.

Mike

[CAluvdubya]

Happy New Year PJ and all.

question: if these DUmmies wear orange won't they be mistaken for the people wearing orange in Washington state? Namely the Republicans!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too funny! Thanks PJ for giving me my belly laugh of the day!

[carlr]

Sorry to all at DU and don`t mean to gloat but

YOU LOST

[sydneycarton]

Welcome to DU. Welcome to the world of possibilities.

Doesn't "welcome to the world of possibilities" remind you of some evil corporation's slogan? Can't remember which one.

Mike

[NeoCaveman]

Memo to DUmmies:
Re: The Election:

You better put some ice on that

Signed,
Me.

[franksolich]

Hey, how come we never hear about Bev Harris and "William Pitt" (quotation marks intentional) in the DUmmie basement any more? Huh, DUmmies?

I STILL think Bev Harris and "William Pitt" were set-ups by Karl Rove, so as to get money from the DUmmies for Republican candidates in the 2006 campaigns.

Huh, DUmmies, if any of you are reading this?

[sydneycarton]

What's the next big date for the DUmmies after the sixth? I'm sure they will find a law about, "...no sooner than 10 weeks after an election, but prior to the oath of office being taken... blah blah blah" Then it should be straight to impeachment after that.

Mike

[CzarNicky]

I can't wait for the "How can we get John Kerry inaugurated" after the house and Senate confirm the electoral votes Jan 6. Oh and don't forget the sure to be fun "How can we impeach the chimp" after Bush is reinaugurated Jan 20. This will be a fun four years.

[Ditter]

I love the "I BELIEVE" Dummie FUnnies. I BELIEVE I could be a DUmmie and contribute to these threads. I BELIEVE I could fit right in with my positive attitude and cheery smile. I'll call myself Little Merry Sunshine, I BELIEVE I'll go over there right now and join them. ....... Nah, I am an evil Republican, I belong right here.