[PJ-Comix]

The DUmmie FUnnies have definitely become the #1 Humor Blog on the ENTIRE Web in a course of just 3 months. The proof of this statement lies in the fact that in that time, the DUFUs grew from ZERO to the BIGGEST PING List in the history of the FR. If you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can get in on the book form (with CD-ROM) of this Web phenomenom by contacting me at PJ-Comix.

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[Dashing Dasher]

For the second time in a week, my trolling alter-ego has been QUOTED IN THE DUmmies FUnnies!!!!

I'm so PROUD!

Thanks, PJ!

You ROCK!

[js1138]

I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008.

From the democrats that would be Lieberman. Fat chance.

[Deetes]

"Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny."

WOW !!! Take it easy there PJ I almost lost my dinner ;-)

[prairiebreeze]

From Captains Quarters blog

Ohio has officially finished the recount demanded by the Green and Libertarian parties and encouraged by the Democrats and the Kerry campaign. The result? President Bush's lead diminished ... by 300 votes

You lose AGAIN, DUmmies!

[carlr]

They are sayying bad things about mee at DU, love bunny.

[Newtoidaho]

Kerry the horse faced schmuck, thats a keeper.

Hadn't realized that Kerry had chin reduction surgery prior to his campaign; WOW that chin must have been huge, must have been like an anchor or a rudder on a boat, considering that it is still huge enough to cast shade over 3 counties.

[ml1954]

Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT

Pssst...hey DUmmie, here's some important info you need to know....He never even knew you existed. BWAHAHAHAH.

[dc27]

What is so humorous about these rants is how delusional these DUmmies are. The only reason they believe that voter fraud was committed is because Kerry said there was. There wasn't any proof what so ever. They simply believed because they wanted it to be true. They bought it hook,line and sinker.

The DUmmies gave their money to Bev Harris and got nothing for it.

We gave our money to the Swift Boat Vets and won an election.

[Charles Henrickson]

John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck.

Before and after Botox?

[groanup]

This is so pitiful. I am so sorry for those people. They have nothing to live for and have strived so hard only to have their hopes and dreams dashed by the hard truth and by people who have no sympathy for them. It is such a shame. We should do something for them. We should, as good conservative donors to worthwhile causes, start a fund for them. The proceeds can pay for their therapy and help them cope with such devastating loss.

Let me be the first to offer my words of sympathy:

Get it kiddies at kiddie city!<\b>

I hope that helps.

[MikefromOhio]

If he had any "fight" in him... where is he? Why is he ignoring all of this?


[Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny.]

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I think I just puked in the back of my mouth when I read that one....

[granite]

They are dancing around the OH SC ruling, afraid to report it because they will be "flamed into oblivion".
Anyway, get the suicide hotine ready for a big run tonight.

[alnick]

Do any of the DU posters seem to understand that Bush won the election, or are pretty much all of them on the "Bush stole the '04 election" bandwagon?

[doug from upland]

[Maxine Waters---Rumored to have cracked a smile in 1974.]

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Maxine Waters was using crack in 1974.

[Dashing Dasher]

They want to make a DU THINK TANK .....

Can it be funnier than this?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2873568&mesg_id=2873568

[DJ MacWoW]

There are 2 threads that I found hysterically funny. First, Bev Harris is now in Ohio. Some Dummies want answers from Florida.

Next, New Mexico has asked to be allowed to clear their voting machines. The Dummies want to know why they're "rushing" to do this since " the recount is still going to happen, or at least it is still a possibility".

I can't decide if drugs are their problem or solution.

[jellybean]

I worked my ass off for the Kerry Edwards campaign, contributed tons of $, and contributed to the GELAC fund.

I wasn't sure what the GELAC fund was, so a did a search and found out it stands for General Election Legal and Accounting Compliance Fund (GELAC). In the course of searching I also came a across the following poem... I think it fits this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies perfectly

"THE WIFE'S LAMENT" Anon

Translation (from Anglo Saxon)

Ic þis giedd wrece .... bi me ful geomorre, minre sylfre sið. .... Ic þæt secgan mæg hwæt ic yrmþa gebad .... siþþan ic up [a]weox, niwes oþþe ealdes, .... no ma þonne nu; a ic wite wonn .... minra wræcsiþa. Ærest min hlaford gewat, .... heonan of leodum ofer yþa gelac; .... hæfde ic uhtceare hwær min leodfruma .... londes wære. Ða ic me feran gewat .... folgað secan, wineleas wræcca, .... for minre weaþearfe, ongunnon þæt þæs monnes .... magas hycgan þurh dyrne geþoht, .... þæt hy todælden unc, þæt wit gewidost .... in woruldrice lifdon laðlicost: .... ond mec longade. Het mec hlaford min .... her eard niman;, ahte ic leofra lyt .... on þissum londstede, holdra freonda; .... forþon is min hyge geomor. Ða ic me ful gemæcne .... monnan funde, heardsæligne, .... hygegeomorne, mod miþendne, .... morþor hycgend[n]e, bliþe gebæro. .... Ful oft wit beotedan þæct unc ne gedælde .... nemne deað ana, owiht elles. .... Eft is þæt onhworfen; is nu [fornumen] .... swa hit no wære, freondscipe uncer; .... s[c]eal ic feor ge neah mines felaleofan .... fæhðu dreogan. Heht mec mon wunian .... on wuda bearwe, under actreo .... in þam eorðscræfe; eald is þes eorðsele, .... eal is eom oflongad. .... Sindon dena dimme, .... duna uphea, bitre burgtunas .... brerum beweaxne, wic wynna leas. .... Ful oft mec her wraþe begat fromsiþ frean. .... Frynd sind on eorþan, leofe lifgende, .... leger weardiað, þonne ic on uhtan .... ana gonge under actreo .... geond þas eorðscrafu. Þær ic sitta[n] mot .... sumorlangne dæg, þær ic wepan mæg .... mine wræcsiþas, earfoþa fela, .... forþon ic æfre ne mæg þære modceare .... minre gerestan, ne ealles þæs longaþes .... þe mec on þissum life begeat. A scyle geong mon .... wesan geomormod, heard heortan geþoht; .... swylce habban sceal bliþe gebæro, .... eac þon breostceare, sinsorgna gedreag. .... Sy æt him sylfum gelong eal his worulde wyn. .... Sy ful wide fah feorres folclondes, .... þæt min freond siteð under stanhliþe, .... storme behrimed, wine werigmod, .... wætre beflowen on dreorsele. .... Dreogeð se min wine micle modceare; .... he gemon to oft wynlicran wic. .... Wa bið þam þe sceal of langoþe .... leofes abidan.

Full sadly this song I sing of myself, of my own experience. I can assert what trials I bore, since I grew up, or new or old, were never more than now. Ever I suffer the pain of my exile. First my lord from his folk hence over the wild waves went. Dawn-cares I had as to where in the land my lord might be. When I set out a retinue to seek, a friendless exile, for my woeful plight, that man's people began to plot, through secret schemes, to sunder us, so that most widely in this world apart we should dwell wretched; I was ill at ease. My lord bade me here my dwelling to hold; loved and loyal friends in this land I owned few; for this my soul is sad. When I had found a well-matched man, ill-starred, melancholy-minded, his dissembling heart was plotting homicide with pleasant mien. Full oft we pledged, save death alone, naught should divide us else; that is altered now. Now is destroyed, as though it never were, our friendship. Far or near I must endure the feud of my much-loved one. They bade me dwell in a wooded grove, under an oak-tree, in this earth-cave. Old this earth-hall; I all longing-filled. Dales are dim, hills high, cities choked with bitter briars, dwellings joyless. Here I am full oft beset by my lord's going. Friends there are on earth, lovers living, who lie abed, when I, at daybreak, walk alone, under oak-tree, through these earth-caves. There I must sit the summer's day long, where my exile-ways I mourn, my many woes, for I never can my careworn self compose, nor all the longing in me that this life begat. Ever shall that youth be sad of mood, pained his brooding heart; he shall sustain, besides a cheerful mien, breast-cares as well, endure incessant griefs; let him depend upon himself for all his worldly joy. Let him be cast adrift, afar in a distant land, that he, my friend, may sit neath stony slopes, by storms berimed, my evil-minded comrade, water drenched in drear dwelling. My comrade will endure great grief; too often he will think upon a happier home. Woe is it to him who out of longing must abide love.

[William of Orange]

I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!!

NO HE'S NOT! EMMM... YES YOU ARE RIGHT HE IS! NO HE'S NOT! MAYBE HE IS! SOMEBODY HELP ME MAKE UP MY MIND! /lol

[beckysueb]

I hate that damn spell checker! I had a long long beautiful rant posted to any lurking DUmmies and I somehow lost it trying to use the spell checker. I checked post after correcting and it disappeared. It took me 30 minutes to type it, too! Just damn!!

[Flux Capacitor]

----In my mind, John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck.----

----I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!!----

Very good, DUmbasses. Some of us figured this out before the election, though.

----I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008.----

Sorry.

----And so far no dem (Aside from Maxine Waters) is fighting for us IN A REAL AND VISIBLE WAY.----

I'll at least buy that the only congressperson to have ENDORSED the L.A. Riots is willing to take up a fight.

----I give him until Jan. 6th to show his mettle.----

I wonder if CNN will call Ohio for Bush by Jan. 6th.

----It is inconceivable to me that Bush won in any way that was on the up and up. I just don't buy it.----

I sympathize. It MUST be difficult for one to process the sudden realization that he and his side are complete losers who have been soundly rejected by a solid majority of America. Better luck next time. Schmuck.

----The past 7 weeks have been an emotional roller coaster and I've spent it waiting and watching for some good news, some great news, some fabulous news.----

The good, great, and faaaaaaaabulous!!! news is that George W. Bush will be your president until 2009. And your sorry asses will benefit hugely from that, whether you appreciate it or not. As my good buddy Rush Limbaugh would say, "Learn it, love it.... live it."

-Dan