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For the second time in a week, my trolling alter-ego has been QUOTED IN THE DUmmies FUnnies!!!!
I'm so PROUD!
Thanks, PJ!
You ROCK!
From the democrats that would be Lieberman. Fat chance.
WOW !!! Take it easy there PJ I almost lost my dinner ;-)
Ohio has officially finished the recount demanded by the Green and Libertarian parties and encouraged by the Democrats and the Kerry campaign. The result? President Bush's lead diminished ... by 300 votes
You lose AGAIN, DUmmies!
They are sayying bad things about mee at DU, love bunny.
Kerry the horse faced schmuck, thats a keeper.
Hadn't realized that Kerry had chin reduction surgery prior to his campaign; WOW that chin must have been huge, must have been like an anchor or a rudder on a boat, considering that it is still huge enough to cast shade over 3 counties.
Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT
Pssst...hey DUmmie, here's some important info you need to know....He never even knew you existed. BWAHAHAHAH.
The DUmmies gave their money to Bev Harris and got nothing for it.
We gave our money to the Swift Boat Vets and won an election.
Before and after Botox?
Let me be the first to offer my words of sympathy:
Get it kiddies at kiddie city!<\b>
I hope that helps.
If he had any "fight" in him... where is he? Why is he ignoring all of this?
[Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny.]
They are dancing around the OH SC ruling, afraid to report it because they will be "flamed into oblivion".
Anyway, get the suicide hotine ready for a big run tonight.
Do any of the DU posters seem to understand that Bush won the election, or are pretty much all of them on the "Bush stole the '04 election" bandwagon?
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Maxine Waters was using crack in 1974.
They want to make a DU THINK TANK .....
Can it be funnier than this?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2873568&mesg_id=2873568
Next, New Mexico has asked to be allowed to clear their voting machines. The Dummies want to know why they're "rushing" to do this since " the recount is still going to happen, or at least it is still a possibility".
I can't decide if drugs are their problem or solution.
I wasn't sure what the GELAC fund was, so a did a search and found out it stands for General Election Legal and Accounting Compliance Fund (GELAC). In the course of searching I also came a across the following poem... I think it fits this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies perfectly
"THE WIFE'S LAMENT" Anon |
Translation (from Anglo Saxon) |
Ic þis giedd wrece .... bi me ful geomorre, minre sylfre sið. .... Ic þæt secgan mæg hwæt ic yrmþa gebad .... siþþan ic up [a]weox, niwes oþþe ealdes, .... no ma þonne nu; a ic wite wonn .... minra wræcsiþa. Ærest min hlaford gewat, .... heonan of leodum Het mec hlaford min .... her eard niman;, Ða ic me ful gemæcne .... monnan funde, Heht mec mon wunian .... on wuda bearwe, .... Sindon dena dimme, .... duna uphea, Þær ic sitta[n] mot .... sumorlangne dæg, A scyle geong mon .... wesan geomormod, |
Full sadly this song I sing of myself, of my own experience. I can assert what trials I bore, since I grew up, or new or old, were never more than now. Ever I suffer the pain of my exile. First my lord from his folk hence My lord bade me here my dwelling to hold; When I had found a well-matched man, They bade me dwell in a wooded grove, Dales are dim, hills high, There I must sit the summer's day long, Ever shall that youth be sad of mood, |
NO HE'S NOT! EMMM... YES YOU ARE RIGHT HE IS! NO HE'S NOT! MAYBE HE IS! SOMEBODY HELP ME MAKE UP MY MIND! /lol
I hate that damn spell checker! I had a long long beautiful rant posted to any lurking DUmmies and I somehow lost it trying to use the spell checker. I checked post after correcting and it disappeared. It took me 30 minutes to type it, too! Just damn!!
----I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!!----
Very good, DUmbasses. Some of us figured this out before the election, though.
----I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008.----
----And so far no dem (Aside from Maxine Waters) is fighting for us IN A REAL AND VISIBLE WAY.----
I'll at least buy that the only congressperson to have ENDORSED the L.A. Riots is willing to take up a fight.
----I give him until Jan. 6th to show his mettle.----
I wonder if CNN will call Ohio for Bush by Jan. 6th.
----It is inconceivable to me that Bush won in any way that was on the up and up. I just don't buy it.----
I sympathize. It MUST be difficult for one to process the sudden realization that he and his side are complete losers who have been soundly rejected by a solid majority of America. Better luck next time. Schmuck.
----The past 7 weeks have been an emotional roller coaster and I've spent it waiting and watching for some good news, some great news, some fabulous news.----
The good, great, and faaaaaaaabulous!!! news is that George W. Bush will be your president until 2009. And your sorry asses will benefit hugely from that, whether you appreciate it or not. As my good buddy Rush Limbaugh would say, "Learn it, love it.... live it."
-Dan