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DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-04 AM Edition ("The Sadness")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/27/2004 7:38:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

12/27/2004
The election is over, it's time to move on
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There's hardly a day goes by that we are spared yet another story about a protest involving the vote count somewhere in this year's election.

If ever a story had legs, it is this one. Florida in 2000 was child's play compared with 2004. Focal point of much of the hue and cry was Ohio. There is a hard-core of hard-headed individuals that still wants to count votes here.

When will it end?

Wednesday's headline said, "Electronic voting worked well, election officials say."

Indeed. In Lake County, the final vote totals were reported at 9:17 p.m. - first in Ohio - and we got it right. Critics, it was reported, remain unconvinced. What will it take?

With recount results reported in 85 of 88 counties last Tuesday, President Bush gained 437 votes and Sen. John Kerry picked up an additional 680.

That narrowed Bush's 119,000-vote lead by 243 votes, the Associated Press reported in a survey of the counties.

Since both sides agreed the recount wouldn't change the outcome, why do we keep counting votes?

In Akron, U.S. District Judge David D. Dowd Jr. ruled that voting rights were not denied to those who use punch-card ballots. It was the nation's first trial to challenge the system blamed for woes in Florida four years ago.

It was claimed Ohio violated the voting rights of blacks, who predominately live in punch-card counties. Dowd disagreed.

"All voters in a county, regardless of race, use the same voting system to cast a ballot," he said, "and no one is denied the opportunity to cast a valid ballot because of their race."

A lawyer representing Kerry asked that representatives of the campaign be allowed to inspect those ballots. What's the point?

The Rev. Jesse Jackson and attorney Cliff Arnebeck of the Massachusetts-based Alliance for Democracy asked the Ohio Supreme Court to reconsider the election results, accusing Bush's campaign of "high-tech vote stealing."

How can these two expect to be taken seriously when they use inflammatory language such as that?

As newspapers across the country have pointed out, most Americans have grasped the basic reality of the 2004 election: Bush won.

It is time for Jackson to stop talking about vote-stealing, time for the Green and Libertarian parties to understand that their combined three-tenths of one percent of the vote is a fly speck and not deserving of a recount, and time for MoveOn to move on.

The election is over. If you really care about the process, do yourselves a favor - start getting ready for the next one.


161 posted on 12/27/2004 3:09:54 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Ditter

How about "Ugnmoose"? Anything amusing strike anyone about that name????


162 posted on 12/27/2004 3:10:46 PM PST by berkeleybeej (Live Free or Diebold)
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To: epow

"Pretty much the same thing. Ithaca makes Madison WI look almost conservative."

True, but I'd rather have the DUmmies and their buddies over in Europe :-)


163 posted on 12/27/2004 3:13:26 PM PST by fastattacksailor (Ted Kennedy: The Naval Hero of the Battle of Chappaquiddick!)
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To: Notforprophet
Maybe you should consider a DVD-ROM for your book project.

That might be a good idea. Plus for the folks without computers, many of them have DVD players. Have there been any books out yet with DVD discs instead of CD-ROM inserts?

164 posted on 12/27/2004 3:16:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: maryz; Senior Chief; ReeWalker; concretebob; PJ-Comix
I am imagining 100s of thousands of peeps . . . in front of the Capital Building on Jan. 6th.

DUmmie peeps set out from liberal havens . . .

From New York:

From Seattle:

From CNN:

Arrival in D.C.:

DUmmie peeps get off the bus:

Pre-march assembly:

Rioting in the streets:

165 posted on 12/27/2004 3:21:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Peeps marchers.)
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To: kevkrom

Can a DVD be made interactive like a CD-ROM?


166 posted on 12/27/2004 3:26:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: doug from upland
Hey Doug! I keep having the beginning of a tune twirling around inside my head. It is to the tune of "The Lion King" theme song and is called, "The Moonbat Flies Tonight." It goes kind of like this:

With the DUmmies,
Above the DUmmies,
A Moonbat Flies Tonight.
A-Moonie-Bat, A-Moonie-Bat.

That is all I hear for now but I know there is a song in there somewhere. Maybe you could think of something.

167 posted on 12/27/2004 3:43:02 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great pics! My fave is the "Pre-march Assembly." If I had Photoshop I'd be adding tin foil beanies on them!


168 posted on 12/27/2004 3:44:54 PM PST by KJC1
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To: imskylark

Most of them are already getting help.


169 posted on 12/27/2004 3:48:38 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird

That is abslutely right. They think everyone thinks like they do. Thats how the stupid laws nobody can understand got enacted.


170 posted on 12/27/2004 3:54:14 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Ditter

Don't waste your pity on them. They hate you and wouldn't feel a bit of pity for you no matter what the circumstances. They aren't worth your compassion.


171 posted on 12/27/2004 3:57:05 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Wow, that person is really bonkers!


172 posted on 12/27/2004 4:02:09 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: granite

Or like abortionist do to full term babies?


173 posted on 12/27/2004 4:03:23 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: finnman69

Public trust? No one is doubting the election except a few idiots on a looney website! Olberman is giving them too much credibility.


174 posted on 12/27/2004 4:06:07 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: finnman69

That should have been Hoffhiemer.


175 posted on 12/27/2004 4:06:56 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
SPECIAL NEWS YEARS SONG FOR THE DUMMIES
176 posted on 12/27/2004 4:11:40 PM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: berkeleybeej; beckysueb; penowa; fastattacksailor; 506trooper; LUV W

Thanks folks, but the government must get part of the credit. The letter I just received from the IRS insisting that I haven't paid my full bill for '03 (LIKE HELL, YOU IMPERIAL FEDERAL VULTURES) ensured that I had an ample supply of rage to take out on the DUmbasses.

-Dan

177 posted on 12/27/2004 4:12:09 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON NOW!!!)
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To: Dashing Dasher; imskylark; Poser; PJ-Comix
I Blog BooksAnyone have an eye-witness account of a lunatic?

Sadly, I do. With my own eyes and ears (in a bluer-than-blue part of CA), I was awash in this at family Christmas dinner. From deep outrage at the unarmored Humvees, to earnest pleas for understanding about their depression and anger, so many of my relatives sound just like the ones PJ quotes.

...lurker in my own family's bosom...
178 posted on 12/27/2004 4:13:07 PM PST by dr_pat (the boys i mean are not refined, they shake the mountains when they dance!)
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To: dubyaismypresident

They have it fixed where you have to give a valid email address to sign.


179 posted on 12/27/2004 4:13:25 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: dr_pat

I have a family (in-law) member who does that too.
We don't spend time with him anymore.
I feel better.


180 posted on 12/27/2004 4:14:54 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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